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Hardest cartoon character?


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I'm sure popeye can tangle with the best, but Mumrah would fuck him up goodstyle. He's not invincible for nothing.

Liono would shit Mum-Ra, as would He-Man.

 

The Batman also rules, infact bring who you want because the Justice League is ready to open a can of whhoop arse. ;)

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Bollocks to that lot - Wiley Coyote has to be the hardest. He is repeatedly bombed, burnt, blown up (which is probably the same as bombed but worth mentioning twice), crushed under large rocks, and dropped from great heights. And STILL he comes back.

 

All those mentioned above are just little pansies.

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I can answer this one definitively. Galacticus is the hardest mofo in cartoon world. I had Top Trump Superheroes and Villains, and he scored straight tens all the way. Hard as fuck destroyer of planets. Second hardest was his former buddy, but ultimate betrayor, the Silver Surfer.

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Mumrah would become bumrah

Galactus tough indeed with his planet energy sappery, however Unicron would quite literally, eat him.

Bumrah.. heh heh heh

 

Galactacus is old school marvel comics hard. Unicron is 80's Thatcher Yuppy years hard. Galactacus would absorb his energy whilst he was changing into a car.

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Bumrah.. heh heh heh

 

Galactacus is old school marvel comics hard. Unicron is 80's Thatcher Yuppy years hard. Galactacus would absorb his energy whilst he was changing into a car.

 

Galactus got his arse whipped by the Fantastic Four once, Chas and Dave could fight that lot! Where as Unicron ate two moons and a planet, and that was late morning...

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Galactus got his arse whipped by the Fantastic Four once, Chas and Dave could fight that lot! Where as Unicron ate two moons and a planet, and that was late morning...

Were they big planets though, or those smaller softer chewy planets?

 

Galactacus was only whupped by the fantastic four coz he, like the rest of us, got a boner when Jessica Alba stripped off in the middle of the road. That makes him a red-blooded hetero hard-ass cartoon. Unicron hasn't got a knob. Case closed.

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Were they big planets though, or those smaller softer chewy planets?

 

Galactacus was only whupped by the fantastic four coz he, like the rest of us, got a boner when Jessica Alba stripped off in the middle of the road. That makes him a red-blooded hetero hard-ass cartoon. Unicron hasn't got a knob. Case closed.

 

Two were reasonably sized moons, one was a full sized-planet that was even bigger than him! He still managed to get his chops round the mother though.

 

Unicron has got a Knob, this is him shooting his load in response to said Elba antics

 

unicronplanetmode25.jpg

 

It transforms into an ocean going oil tanker, and in fact the name Unicron is transformer speak for 'king dong'

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Hey man, thems facts.

 

Now Skeletor, he was the bollocks.

Great baddie (and incredibly camp!!) they ruined him in that xmas special when he went soft and saved those kids.

 

He-Man cartoon is hilarious though, got the whole set - how many times is the same animation used, they must have saved a fortune!

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