Lifetime Fans Hair (or lack of)

[Bjornebye]

I’ll let him share the picture he’s just sent me but my voice note of “Rooney, Rooney, Rooney” pissed him right off 

 

Over to you Col @lifetime fan let the forum decide 

[Bjornebye]

I voted Rooney just so I can keep calling him it 

[Rushies tash]

Nah, bald is ace

[YorkshireRed]

We know he can cook like Tom Kerridge, but can he unmentionable like Bobby Charlton?

 

I suspect he’s more Kerridge than Charlton so off it must come. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Bjornebye]

Please post the photo Col. I promised you I wouldn’t but come on. Wool fringe and all. 
 

I said the front looks Diana Ross’s pubes. His reply? “She’s got grey pubes” 

 

Happy Sunday all xxxx

[Captain Howdy]

36 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

Nah, bald is ace

It really isn’t I’m afraid 

[Chip Butty]

The TLW summer ball(d)

 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

The TLW summer ball(d)

 

Hahahahaha what a film!!!!!

[Bjornebye]

“Ok we need to get this Stig cunt he’s got pineapple legs and looks like Toadfish from neighbours, who’s with me??” 
 

“Yes Terror we’re with you all the way let’s get the annoying fat cunt!!!” 
 

 

[Rushies tash]

40 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

It really isn’t I’m afraid 

 

Well, I'm stuck with it, so ace it is.

[Mook]

I miss my hair.

 

I used to wear leather jackets, flared keks & have sex every now & again.

 

Now I walk into the pub & people say, "Hey, you look like the singer out of James.".

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

I miss my hair.

 

I used to wear leather jackets, flared keks & have sex every now & again.

 

Now I walk into the pub & people say, "Hey, you look like the singer out of James.".

Can you make people sit down upon command?

[redinblack]

Yul Brynner v Ralph Coates.

 

Yul is the winner

[Harry's Lad]

21 minutes ago, Mook said:

I miss my hair.

 

I used to wear leather jackets, flared keks & have sex every now & again.

 

Now I walk into the pub & people say, "Hey, you look like the singer out of James.".

But don't get Laid.

[Mook]

19 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Can you make people sit down upon command?

 

I can make them leave the pub quite quickly when they say that.

[redinblack]

https://youtu.be/q8a3W_LbKc4?feature=shared

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Shaving your head is one of life's little under rated pleasures.

 

You get to do Bane impressions in the mirror too. Hairies aren't allowed to do that, it's cultural appropriation.

[Captain Howdy]

57 minutes ago, redinblack said:

Yul Brynner v Ralph Coates.

 

Yul is the winner

Ralph was bald as well I’m afraid, he was just pretending he wasn’t. It’s impossible to look good bald, impossible 

[redinblack]

3 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Ralph was bald as well I’m afraid, he was just pretending he wasn’t. It’s impossible to look good bald, impossible 

That was kind of my point Cap....the comb over

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

Ralph was bald as well I’m afraid, he was just pretending he wasn’t. It’s impossible to look good bald, impossible 

No it's not. I'm not bald either but have more respect for baldies than those who try to hide it.

Yul Brynner.

Telly Savalas.

Artie from Californication.

Bruce Willis.

Samuel L Jackson.

And so on.

[Anubis]

Col looks ok to me.

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

13 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

Ralph was bald as well I’m afraid, he was just pretending he wasn’t. It’s impossible to look good bald, impossible 

Nonsense and more of this sites blatant baldism. I look great bald. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Thing is, you can never know what shape your head is until you get the clippers out.

 

I've got a line running down one side that makes it look like I've had a lobotomy or something.

[Captain Howdy]

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Nonsense and more of this sites blatant baldism. I look great bald. 

Never had you down as a slap head for some reason