Three people you'd least like to go on the lash with

[halewood pete]

Gordon Ramsey

Piers Morgan

Kelvin mckenzie 

[redinblack]

Robbie Williams

Ant

Dec

 

 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

The French bird from my work

Moby

David Attenborough 

 

Moby is a glorious shout, utter fucking tedium.

 

I know someone who had dinner with Attenborough and he said he was the most wonderful person he's ever met, full of stories and anecdotes, but genuinely more interested in what you had to say.

[TheBitch]

10 hours ago, Mook said:

The French bird from my work

Moby

David Attenborough 

What’s your reason for Attenborough, mate?

[Mook]

8 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Moby is a glorious shout, utter fucking tedium.

 

I know someone who had dinner with Attenborough and he said he was the most wonderful person he's ever met, full of stories and anecdotes, but genuinely more interested in what you had to say.

 

23 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

What’s your reason for Attenborough, mate?

 

I saw him being interviewed on some chat show about 10 years ago & he came across as a total wank. He was slagging F**tball off and being very snobby about it.

 

BBC too so probably touches up kids... and monkeys.

 

I realise he's universally loved but fuck it.

[TheBitch]

Football is wank though, he’s right about that. 

[Mook]

5 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Football is wank though, he’s right about that. 

 

It was more the snobbery, like it was a working class game & beneath him.

[Josef Svejk]

Bono

Luke Fitzgerald

My line manager

[Clem H Fandango]

Putin

Trump

Cameron.

 

Wouldn't mind a beer with Kim Jong Un though, he seems like a good laugh apart from having to let him win at darts and pool.

[Section_31]

Didn't Russell Crowe beat Moby up once in the toilets? Quality.

[Clem H Fandango]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Didn't Russell Crowe beat Moby up once in the toilets? Quality.

 

Probably didnt appreciate the knob touch game.

[Captain Turdseye]

Gavin Williamson 

Martin Tyler

My bird’s mum

[Evelyn Tentions]

Any 3 Tories.

They'd spend the evening drinking all top shelf and piss off as the tab arrived but then claim it all on expenses.

[A Red]

Clarkson

May

Hammond

 

Don't mind any of them but they'd spend all evening talking about the places they'd been and the laughs they'd had and I'd feel left out.

 

[Sut]

On 24/02/2024 at 18:24, Elite said:

Michael Barrymore and two of his mates.

 

Take Tom R to record the event on MS Paint.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Any cunt who is a professional "banter merchant".

[Kevin D]

On 24/02/2024 at 21:13, Bobby Hundreds said:

Brad Pitt

Chris Hemsworth

Henry Cavill

I bet Brad Pitt is an excellent wing man, though, in fairness. Strikes me as the kind of guy who would leave you with high quality leftovers.

[Bobby Hundreds]

3 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

I bet Brad Pitt is an excellent wing man, though, in fairness. Strikes me as the kind of guy who would leave you with high quality leftovers.

No thanks I'd be sat at the table like that fucking mutant thing from the film 300. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

21 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

No thanks I'd be sat at the table like that fucking mutant thing from the film 300. 

Three fit lasses would walk up to the table and say "Hi Guys, mind if we put your bag on the floor so we can join you."

 

You'd be on the floor like...

[cloggypop]

8 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Three fit lasses would walk up to the table and say "Hi Guys, mind if we put your bag on the floor so we can join you."

 

You'd be on the floor like...

 

Bobby Hundreds is Phil Jones shocker

[TheHowieLama]

On 24/02/2024 at 15:45, Rushies tash said:

William Rees Mogg

Richard Madeley

Andrew Tate

 

Saved by the bell:

 

Controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have been arrested in Romania over allegations of sexual aggression.

The brothers were detained on Monday night on charges that date back to between 2012 and 2015.

They were handed an European arrest warrant issued by Westminster Magistrates' Court in London - and an investigation is pending.

 

[Elite]

2 people that like to brag, be annoying as fuck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wouldn't even get chance to talk about my Mercedes.

[Harry Squatter]

Anjem Choudhury

Matt Le Tissier

George Galloway

[Harry Squatter]

On 26/02/2024 at 16:24, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Any cunt who is a professional "banter merchant".

I went the pub once with these lads from work who would take 3 hour lunches every Friday. 

 

It was almost like a banter hierarchy. Two main ones, 5 underlings and then 2 short arses that would just get ripped to bits by the other 7. Same shit jokes on a loop for a couple of hours all just ripping each other about any slight physical deformity. 

 

They'd all come back completely fucked and just sit at their desks like stroke victims until it was the earliest possible time to clock off.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

24 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

I went the pub once with these lads from work who would take 3 hour lunches every Friday. 

 

It was almost like a banter hierarchy. Two main ones, 5 underlings and then 2 short arses that would just get ripped to bits by the other 7. Same shit jokes on a loop for a couple of hours all just ripping each other about any slight physical deformity. 

 

They'd all come back completely fucked and just sit at their desks like stroke victims until it was the earliest possible time to clock off.

 

 

No idea who they are but I really feel like punching them all.