Famous People it's Impossible to Like

[Preston Red]

4 hours ago, Curly said:

I saw him midweek in the Trafford centre once about 15 years ago. He was well pissed off when I asked him for a picture, but I probably called him Freddie, so all is explained. 
 

Still a cunt though - he’s burned his bridges here. I hope he can live with that. Poor soul

Hahaha. Probably only likes Freddie when there's a telly crew knocking about.

 

I bumped into him in Tokyo Jo's nightclub in Preston as he was becoming well known and the thing that struck me more than anything was him being a unit! He was massive!

[VladimirIlyich]

There is a person who surname sounds like a sample book of different fabrics? Must be a cunt.

[Remmie]

45 minutes ago, Preston Red said:

Hahaha. Probably only likes Freddie when there's a telly crew knocking about.

 

I bumped into him in Tokyo Jo's nightclub in Preston as he was becoming well known and the thing that struck me more than anything was him being a unit! He was massive!

Repped for the Tokes reference. Mad that such a shite nightclub had Ronnie O'Sullivan, Damian Duff and Sophie Ellis Bextor attend. I also got extra stinky fingers on the dance floor once and realised quite considerably later that I had cunt plasma on my finger nails. 

 

I also worked with Flintoff's cousin who was acne ridden, ginger and had the charisma to match his looks. 

[Curly]

4 hours ago, Arniepie said:

dads had a hearters..slanty face.

 

I could never decide on josie or oregon 

As in which one you’d have relations with or if you liked them generally or not?

[Curly]

1 hour ago, Preston Red said:

Hahaha. Probably only likes Freddie when there's a telly crew knocking about.

 

I bumped into him in Tokyo Jo's nightclub in Preston as he was becoming well known and the thing that struck me more than anything was him being a unit! He was massive!

Yeah, he is a tank like

[Creator Supreme]

Kay fucking Burley!

[VladimirIlyich]

43 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Repped for the Tokes reference. Mad that such a shite nightclub had Ronnie O'Sullivan, Damian Duff and Sophie Ellis Bextor attend. I also got extra stinky fingers on the dance floor once and realised quite considerably later that I had cunt plasma on my finger nails. 

 

I also worked with Flintoff's cousin who was acne ridden, ginger and had the charisma to match his looks. 

Repped for fingering Flintoff's ginger cousin.

[joeyk]

5 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Have you never watched Father Ted?

 

Yes.  Yes, it's time. Right now. Stop what you're doing and get it watched.

That would be an ecumenical matter…

[Strontium]

8 hours ago, Arniepie said:

warwick davies is a great shout.

incredibly smug for some unknown reason.

 

Wouldn't you be if you could see up women's skirts without crouching.

[sir roger]

If he had told me I was ' terrible at tenable I would have backhanded the little arsehole.

[Curly]

Here’s a clip of Denzel and Jamie Foxx - it winds me up beyond belief. Shite story, shite jokes, self endorsing / humble brags, fake and sycophantic laughter. Shite

 

 

[Preston Red]

10 hours ago, Remmie said:

Repped for the Tokes reference. Mad that such a shite nightclub had Ronnie O'Sullivan, Damian Duff and Sophie Ellis Bextor attend. I also got extra stinky fingers on the dance floor once and realised quite considerably later that I had cunt plasma on my finger nails. 

 

I also worked with Flintoff's cousin who was acne ridden, ginger and had the charisma to match his looks. 

I went in there for a charity boxing event, 3 years before it shut, and the lay out had completely changed. The upper section was gone and replaced with "VIP" booths etc.

 

Hahahahahaha sounds about right for Preston does cunt plasma.

[Bjornebye]

Laura Ingraham the horrible lying Fox News anchor who doesn’t close her mouth when speaking. Completely fake in every conceivable way. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

11 hours ago, Curly said:

Here’s a clip of Denzel and Jamie Foxx - it winds me up beyond belief. Shite story, shite jokes, self endorsing / humble brags, fake and sycophantic laughter. Shite

 

 

Don’t see what’s self endorsing/humble bragging, fake and sycophantic about that 45 second clip that would wind you up. 
 

 

[Dave D]

Alison Hammond

Bono

The Edge

John Torode

James Martin

Paul McCartney

Gary Neville

Simon Rimmer

Andy Murray

Jamie Theakston

Lilly Allen

Keith Lemon

 

 

[littletedwest]

15 hours ago, Remmie said:

Repped for the Tokes reference. Mad that such a shite nightclub had Ronnie O'Sullivan, Damian Duff and Sophie Ellis Bextor attend. I also got extra stinky fingers on the dance floor once and realised quite considerably later that I had cunt plasma on my finger nails. 

 

I also worked with Flintoff's cousin who was acne ridden, ginger and had the charisma to match his looks. 

I went there for my 18th. Went finger a bird but was that pissed missed my turning and fingered her arse. Good Times.

[Curly]

44 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Don’t see what’s self endorsing/humble bragging, fake and sycophantic about that 45 second clip that would wind you up. 
 

 

Foxx is fake laughing all the way through it. “I’m from around the way”. It’s more the Hollywood persona I think within that interaction that annoys me for the reasons I mentioned. Fuck knows - perhaps they genuinely buzz off each other and I’m just a miserable old cunt. Probably that to be fair. They can still fuck off though

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, littletedwest said:

I went there for my 18th. Went finger a bird but was that pissed missed my turning and fingered her arse. Good Times.

She probably told her mates that you didn't have a clue what you were doing, fumbled around for ages before finally getting it in there.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Dave D said:

Paul McCartney

Anyone I know who has met him says he's absolutely lovely. Also, no slouch at songwriting and that sort of malarkey.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Dave D said:

Keith Lemon

 

 

Definitely next cab off the rank once Brand is locked up.

[Dave D]

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Anyone I know who has met him says he's absolutely lovely. Also, no slouch at songwriting and that sort of malarkey.

Your probably right. I think its just how his head bobbles when talks 

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, littletedwest said:

I went there for my 18th. Went finger a bird but was that pissed missed my turning and fingered her arse. Good Times.

 

In Preston? I'm surprised she didn't turn around and say "Oy dickhead, tits first" 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

"Oi, Sunshine, bumsies is extra."

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

"Oi, Sunshine, bumsies is extra."

 

"Up me backdoor me handsome we'll have no babies here" 

[Curly]

Mrs Curly has got that Beckham documentary on - I begrudgingly agreed, as it’s football related and I quite like him anyway. First 5 mins and I was getting into it, but then Rio Ferdinand comes on screen and I’m scrambling for my phone to post on here.

Rio Ferdinand. Fucking weapon