Famous People it's Impossible to Like

[AngryOfTuebrook]

As a balance to the likeable people thread; this isn't for people who do terrible things, like Hitler or Fred West, it's for people who are basically harmless but universally loathed.

 

James Corden is an obvious one. I surely wasn't the only one who was secretly relieved when he was acting the cunt in a restaurant a while back.  He's a bog standard celebrity who should be easy to ignore, but he just inspires murderous rage in everyone.

[Rushies tash]

Fucking hell, where do you even begin with this one? There's so much low hanging fruit - in modern politics especially. If we're just talking about 'celebrities' then I'd have to go for David Walliams. Just something about him I don't like. And don't get me started about the state of his fucking books.

[KMD7]

Robbie Williams 

[Harry's Lad]

Dan fucking Wootton.

[Trumo]

Kirsty Allsopp. Right Stig?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Matthew Wright has, to the best of my knowledge, never done much wrong, but he can fuck all the way off.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Second vote for Walliams.

 

Comedy show, swimming for charity, kids books - all should make you like him. But there's just something off there. He's got the dead eyes of a shark.

 

Always wears a suit too. Bit weird.

[manwiththestick]

Clarkson.

 

[Elite]

12 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Second vote for Walliams.

 

Comedy show, swimming for charity, kids books - all should make you like him. But there's just something off there. He's got the dead eyes of a shark.

 

Always wears a suit too. Bit weird.

Shagging ones sister does that to a bloke.

[Elite]

Tony Bellew.

[Elite]

Gary Barlow and Noel Gallagher. Pair of Tory cunts.

[Tony Moanero]

Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly - Watching paint dry would be more entertaining than Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway.

Dermot O’Leary - As dull as ditchwater.

 

Richard Madeley - An absolute helmet who likes the sound of his own voice.

[Tony Moanero]

Richard Keys - TV-am was about his level. He makes my skin scrawl. I bet he has a limp handshake.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

McIntyre.

[Arniepie]

Claudia winkleman

[Poor Scouser T]

Alan Carr. Not homophobic he just annoys the shit out of me.

[ZonkoVille77]

Another vote for Walliams. 

 

Kirsty Allsopp.

James Cordon.

Elton John.

Van Morrison.

Ricky Wilson - Kaiser Chiefs bellend.

[Red74]

Damian fucking Lewis.

 

God I despise this cunt with every fibre of my being. 
 

The ultimate upper class phoney.

 

 

[Red74]

1 minute ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Another vote for Walliams. 

 

Kirsty Allsopp.

James Cordon.

Elton John.

Van Morrison.

Ricky Wilson - Kaiser Chiefs bellend.

No way. Elton’s boss

[Furmedge]

Jermaine Jenas.

[Section_31]

Good shouts on Clarkson and Gary Barlow.

 

Rylan. Fake hair, fake beard, fake skin tone, fake teeth. Geezer spiel. Horrifying.

[Harry Squatter]

Chris Evans (the Ging, not Captain America)

John Fashanu 

Micah Richards

Tracy Ann Oberman

Piers Morgan

Ringo Starr

 

Quentin Tarantino. Love his films and his creative mind but the more famous he's got the more up his own arse  and self indulgent he's become. He regularly snaps at journalists who ask him questions rather than suck up to him. Seems to forget that he worked in a video shop earning nothing. Also read that he's never given his mum any of his money because she criticised one of his first scripts even though she raised him after his Dad fucked off before he was born. 

 

Every time he gets asked about one of his films he starts reeling off a load of obscure facts about other films and random actors saying these influenced it etc just to make out he knows more about films than anyone.

[Arniepie]

19 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Good shouts on Clarkson and Gary Barlow.

 

Rylan. Fake hair, fake beard, fake skin tone, fake teeth. Geezer spiel. Horrifying.

Surely anyone who isn't a raging tory misogynist Hates Clarkson?

[Mudface]

Everyone on Countdown from Whiteley and Vorderman onward. Smug, dull wankers.

Richard Stilgoe and Pam Ayres, purveyors of deathly tedious 'witty' music and poems

Pat Sharp

Timmy Mallet

Noel Edmonds especially, but also the rest of the Radio 1 Smashy and Nicey bores from the '70s and '80s. When the truth comes out about Dave Lee Travis, he'll make Savile look like a nun.

Kate Garraway and Richard Madeley

Andy Peters (he spells it with an 'i', but he can get fucked)

David Schwimmer

Alex James

Laura Hamilton- 'I've bought and sold a dozen houses, so I'm an expert'. Yeah, shut the fuck up and get on Only Fans.

75% of the pedantic weirdos on Four in a Bed, and the wacky funsters on Come Dine With Me. Except for Tula, sweet Tula (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/ComeDineWithMe under Big Breast Pride)

will.i.am

 

[Tony Moanero]

5 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Noel Edmonds especially, but also the rest of the Radio 1 Smashy and Nicey bores from the '70s and '80s. When the truth comes out about Dave Lee Travis, he'll make Savile look like a nun.

Janice Long was great.