Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Reckoner]

36 minutes ago, Daisy said:

We are pathetic 

The royal ‘we’ ?

[3 Stacks]

4 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

It will be one of Jones or Mac - the other will play left sided.

Jones has actually looked better deeper.

Szobo has played mostly left in pre-season and Mac, mostly right.

[TheHowieLama]

5 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Szobo has played mostly left in pre-season and Mac, mostly right.

 

Good to know - haven't seen a minute of preseason.

[BeefStroganoff]

Maybe they can draw out of a hat each week for the 6?

[TheHowieLama]

It's only the two of them so rock-paper-scissors.

[BeefStroganoff]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

It's only the two of them so rock-paper-scissors.

that works

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, No2 said:

He wasn't Paul Stewarts son. Just wasted 10 minutes searching that when I could have been searching for South American hard men.

What about relatively South American hard men ?

[Elite]

I wouldn't worry. 6's are half a dozen.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

We get left high and dry again and I may write to my MP. 

[Bob]

3 hours ago, Scott_M said:

 

Like the look of him. He looks like a fella who could’ve been in the Brazil teams of the 80s and 90s. Proper.

[Remmie]

Have we had a moustache in our team since Rush? 

[Captain Howdy]

57 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

What a surprise we are scrambling after selling Fabinho. The only saving grace is that the 6 we sign was never going to start the season anyway and will need time to adapt with no pre-season.

Don’t worry, next summer will be huge 

[sir roger]

12 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Have we had a moustache in our team since Rush? 

 

Didn't Nunez go a little bit Douglas Fairbanks last season ?

[John102]

[TheHowieLama]

That's proper there ^^^^

 

Andre's looks like a dirty Sanchez.

[Captain Howdy]

New Chelsea signings gather for first pre season training session 

 

 

[El Dangerous]

33 minutes ago, John102 said:

Oh great, now I’m pregnant.

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, No2 said:

He wasn't Paul Stewarts son. Just wasted 10 minutes searching that when I could have been searching for South American hard men.

Really? Fuck, I was always convinced he was! Haha. 

[El Dangerous]

A Kevin Stewart for the price of an Andy Robertson remains to be one of the greatest transfers in history.

[Bruce Spanner]

Three 'taches n the team, maybe four if we can shout at Elliot to grow one faster.

 

Title winning form right there.

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Scott_M said:

If true, laters…

 

 

I was about to say some great negotiating by us, managing to getnthem to take their asking price up. But then I saw it was Duncan castles so maybe it's a.load of shit. 

 

In all seriousness though, no matter how much we need someone, we don't need this lad at 60m. Fuck that shit. Let those bellends at Southampton go bust with wages they can't afford. 

[El Rojo]

Maybe we’ll go back in for Kone.

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, John102 said:

 

Spit The Dog out of shot.

[Section_31]

Lfc sop would be to publicly announce withdrawing from the race then leave the lad himself to apply pressure.

[diamondjoe]

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

We get left high and dry again and I may write to my MP. 

There'll be Hysteria.