Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Babb'sBurstNad]

£42m + one pound?

[3 Stacks]

This Lavia saga stinks out loud. We are clearly not that interested. Monitored for a month, only move seriously when Hendo and Fab are more or less confirmed, still clearly bidding lower than the asking price. Leaks left and right. Nonsense. 

[Dr Nowt]

2 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Yes, some very inside information. Not sure how it got out we need a #6. 

Quite the turn-up for the books as I thought FSG were the only smart guys in the room.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Hope we sign some more players or it won’t very pleasant on here will it.

Told you so! No I told you so! You wanted blah blah gone happy now! You said blah blah would be replaced!

Blah blah better be a good DM.

[BeefStroganoff]

So we might turn our attentions to this Andre guy but hes only available in the winter.

[Strontium]

20 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

I wonder if Southampton may have some inside information suggesting our need for Lavia places us in a non-optimal negotiating position?

 

The sort of classified intelligence that may led them to believe we have lost seven midfielders and only brought in two, perhaps?

[BeefStroganoff]

Just now, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Hope we sign some more players or it won’t very pleasant on here will it.

Told you so! No I told you so! You wanted blah blah gone happy now! You said blah blah would be replaced!

Blah blah better be a good DM.

I was expecting at least 4 bare minimum this summer with Henderson and Fabhino still here. Crazy we have two with them both gone!

[TheHowieLama]

Sounds perfect.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, BeefStroganoff said:

So we might turn our attentions to this Andre guy but hes only available in the winter.

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, BeefStroganoff said:

I was expecting at least 4 bare minimum this summer with Henderson and Fabhino still here. Crazy we have two with them both gone!

And hopefully this is not what it will all spin around on.

[Scott_M]

3 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

This Lavia saga stinks out loud. We are clearly not that interested. Monitored for a month, only move seriously when Hendo and Fab are more or less confirmed, still clearly bidding lower than the asking price. Leaks left and right. Nonsense. 

Certainly doesn’t feel the way we normally conduct business. Even Szoboszlai was out of nowhere and done within a week. 
 

The leaks could always come from the Southampton side, it’s in their interests to leak and try and get more money when Chelsea & Arsenal are also allegedly interested in him. 

[Dr Nowt]

2 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

The sort of classified intelligence that may led them to believe we have lost seven midfielders and only brought in two, perhaps?

I refuse to believe anyone else could have spotted it.

[Scott_M]

 

[Pidge]

Move quickly, please.

[Scott_M]

 

[Anubis]

That’s a very dodgy moustache.

[M_B]

Glad we brought in this Schmadtke fella. Making all the difference.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

If only Lavia and Andre were available two fucking months ago.

 

The club have put themselves in a position where beggars cant be choosers, and so they can't act the beggar, and need to stump up the fucking money. This is a penalty for the lack of investment for the last 4 windows, this is why every sensible twat on this site was shouting about the midfield for years. You could have bought in a player like Gravenberch, Lavia, Kone, Caicedo for 20-40m a year ago and we wouldn't have so much to do.

 

But here we are, and we do. So pay the fucking money you cheap cunts.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

2 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

 

 

I think he looks promising and I generally love deals like this but a relatively south american who has never played in the PL is even riskier than Lavia. 

[an tha]

12 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

This Lavia saga stinks out loud. We are clearly not that interested. Monitored for a month, only move seriously when Hendo and Fab are more or less confirmed, still clearly bidding lower than the asking price. Leaks left and right. Nonsense. 

Smokescreen.

 

The player we sign will be one who was barely if at all mentioned - same as when we signed Fabinho years ago and Szoboszlai other week.

[El Rojo]

4 minutes ago, Anubis said:

That’s a very dodgy moustache.

 

Agreed. I'll be absolutely gutted if we don't sign him now. 

[BeefStroganoff]

3 minutes ago, FrenchEyeGlass said:

If only Lavia and Andre were available two fucking months ago.

 

The club have put themselves in a position where beggars cant be choosers, and so they can't act the beggar, and need to stump up the fucking money. This is a penalty for the lack of investment for the last 4 windows, this is why every sensible twat on this site was shouting about the midfield for years. You could have bought in a player like Gravenberch, Lavia, Kone, Caicedo for 20-40m a year ago and we wouldn't have so much to do.

 

But here we are, and we do. So pay the fucking money you cheap cunts.

Its rinse, wash, repeat every window. We deserve owners who actually want to have success on the pitch, not off investing in building projects.

[3 Stacks]

There is no way that Andre guy is at Lavia's level. That interest feels like nonsense. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

4 minutes ago, M_B said:

Glad we brought in this Schmadtke fella. Making all the difference.

What would we have done without him paying those two clauses. He needs to find a couple of cheap squad places surely.

[3 Stacks]

1 minute ago, an tha said:

Smokescreen.

 

The player we sign will be one who was barely if at all mentioned - same as when we signed Fabinho years ago and Szoboszlai other week.

Yeah and he will probably be much worse than Lavia.