Tottenham (H) - Sat 7th May 2022 (7:45pm)

[Baltar]

Not an ideal team to be facing at this time. Don't care how we beat them, just win please.

[Reckoner]

Bobby’s back in training!

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s my mother-in-laws birthday on Saturday. They’re wanting to go out for an evening meal to celebrate. 
 

It’s been documented on here how much I hate the auld bag but because I don’t want to be a total cunt I agreed to go. They normally arrange everything around the football (BBQs, roast dinners, etc) and I’m genuinely grateful for that. 
 

My missus asked my boy if he was coming and he just gave her a flat no, he’s staying at home to watch the football. Doesn’t care if it’s his grandma’s birthday or not. And just like that, we’re not going. Amazing. 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s my mother-in-laws birthday on Saturday. They’re wanting to go out for an evening meal to celebrate. 
 

It’s been documented on here how much I hate the auld bag but because I don’t want to be a total cunt I agreed to go. They normally arrange everything around the football (BBQs, roast dinners, etc) and I’m genuinely grateful for that. 
 

My missus asked my boy if he was coming and he just gave her a flat no, he’s staying at home to watch the football. Doesn’t care if it’s his grandma’s birthday or not. And just like that, we’re not going. Amazing. 

It takes some going for a kid to hate a Grandparent,fortunately. She seems to have achieved a great feat.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

It takes some going for a kid to hate a Grandparent,fortunately. She seems to have achieved a great feat.

Haha! He doesn’t hate her, he just can’t be arsed with her shit. She’s insufferable at the best of times. 

[JohnnyH]

I'm not sure there is a team in this league better set up to counter our game.  This will be very very tough.  Our counter-press and attacking will need to pin them right in. Any gaps and they'll massively exploit our wings and high line. I worry greatly that Son could have a field day.

 

Having said all that, they are weak at the back and we will get in behind them. I think Salah is about to start scoring consistency again, so I'm genuinely predicting a high scoring game. 3-3 or 4-2 to us.  

[Bobby Hundreds]

I'll take a point right now because in my opinion spurs are the best team in the world.

[Creator Supreme]

We're so going to lose!

[Lario]

Fuck them, the shitehawks.

 

Blitz the living fuck out of them, cunt them in the bastard, and ease up after 70 minutes because 4-0 is enough.

[Oh Buoy]

9-0 Liverpool. 

 

Diaz to score every goal. 

[Pete]

I wanna see Conte lose his wig. 

[Reckoner]

47 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I'll take a point right now because in my opinion spurs are the best team in the world.

Hahaha

[Reckoner]

I just hope they don’t embarrass us, I really fear it could be a rout

[3 Stacks]

Our season ends here.

[an tha]

Tough, tough game.

 

They will have had all week to prepare and work on their tactics....and of course are a decent and much improved team under Conte.

 

We will need to be on it, we obviously really need to win, so hopefully we will.

 

Just win, reds....just win.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Thiago to bust his nut all over the place. 

[Code]

On the Kop for the first time this season for this one. We will destroy them.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Thiago to bust his nut all over the place. 

We want him fit for the final. If he loses his nuts he's knackered.

[A_S]

Can this game start already? I'm getting withdrawal symptoms over here!

[Colonel Bumcunt]

 

I hope Kane has a wank with shower gel tonight and it stings like fuck all night. 

[magicrat]

I hope Son gets sent off and bursts into tears. A highllght of season for me and would be bang up for another episode.

[TheHowieLama]

I hope Hugo Lloris sleeps like a baby tonight dreaming of any and all things possible. Then he awakes and looks in the mirror for his morning shave and realizes he is actually, still, Hugo Lloris.

[elvis]

7 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s my mother-in-laws birthday on Saturday. They’re wanting to go out for an evening meal to celebrate. 
 

It’s been documented on here how much I hate the auld bag but because I don’t want to be a total cunt I agreed to go. They normally arrange everything around the football (BBQs, roast dinners, etc) and I’m genuinely grateful for that. 
 

My missus asked my boy if he was coming and he just gave her a flat no, he’s staying at home to watch the football. Doesn’t care if it’s his grandma’s birthday or not. And just like that, we’re not going. Amazing. 

Ha , quality I've a daughter just like him - no fucking about.

[Code]

It's a 19.45 kick off on a Saturday night. 

 

The ground should be bouncing, my main fear is that I will be shitfaced already. 

 

Hopefully it will not be a repeat of the game against the mancs when we marched from the supporters club in protest. I was so pissed I thought the game had finished at halftime and had a big rant about the result to my mate, just 0-0 was not what Is had in mind.

 

Luckily we played a second half and won the game 2-0, even Ngog scored.

 

 

[Reckoner]

42 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

 

I hope Kane has a wank with shower gel tonight and it stings like fuck all night. 

Kane needs to use the sensitive skin version. I heard.