Like a new signing

[Section_31]

Robocop, after he'd been dismantled and put back together. 

 

 

 

Bobby Ewing

 

 

Jon Snow 

 

 

A fried egg. My nan always said if you can fry an egg, you'll never go hungry. 

 

 

 

Vladimir Putin in his second stint as president, having served a first stint -  then becoming Prime Minister while his mate served as President - then changing the law so he could once again return as President.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

[Captain Turdseye]

A DHgate blag footy shirt that actually fits. 
 

A pair of Stan Smiths that come out of the washing machine looking brand new. 

[KMD7]

[rubble-rouser]

Getting a second lob on in a 24-hour period

[Elite]

Minimal hangover after drinking the night before.

[El Rojo]

Finding a Double Decker in your coat pocket that you somehow, somewhere bought while mangled the night before. 

[Section_31]

Having a shit and not having to wipe.

[El Rojo]

Getting a River Plate basketball top in the post that you somehow, somewhere ordered some night while mangled. 

[Dr Nowt]

Putting a pair of jeans on you haven’t worn in ages and finding cash in the back pocket.

[Captain Turdseye]

A new deal for your 5th choice centre half. 

[m0e]

Taking a deep breath through your nose in the morning and getting some left over coke drop down the back of your throat.

 

 

 

 

Allegedly.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, m0e said:

Taking a deep breath through your nose in the morning and getting some left over coke drop down the back of your throat.

 

 

 

 

Allegedly.

Or picking it out of your nose and eating it. 

[m0e]

Waking up, and following the ash trail on your bed sheets to find half a joint.

 

 

 

 

Allegedly.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[dave u]

[littletedwest]

 

Megatron becomes galvatron

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

James Milner over here.

 

[rubble-rouser]

1 minute ago, littletedwest said:

 

Megatron becomes galvatron

 

Galvatron was a horrible bastard.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Leyton388]

[Elite]

36 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Always cracks me up that Fury one. It's like his alarm clock won't go off and he just thinks 'fuck it I'll have to get up'.