January 2022 Transfer Thread

[El Rojo]

9 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

We should set up a Twitter account and start posting shit vaguely believable rumours. We all decide on here what the rumour is, then we all retweet it from our own accounts as a definite ITK. 

Captain Turdseye: ‘How am I doing, boss?’

 

Indy Kaila and Don Balon: ‘You’re doing a great job, son… a great job!’

[Harry Squatter]

16 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

We should set up a Twitter account and start posting shit vaguely believable rumours. We all decide on here what the rumour is, then we all retweet it from our own accounts as a definite ITK. 

Byron Castillo the 23 year old Ecuadorian International right back will sign for Liverpool in the next 48 hours as competition for Trent Alexander Arnold. Liverpool have agreed personal terms with the player. He will cost in the region of £4.5m from his club Barcelona SC (Ecuador) who are experiencing financial difficulties. Liverpool have beaten off competition from Mexican side Leon, Ligue 1 club Rennes and Leicester City. 

 

That will end up on 90min.com, IndyKaila and the Daily Express in a day or two if you post that. 

[Mook]

3 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Captain Turdseye: ‘How am I doing, boss?’

 

Indy Kaila and Don Balon: ‘You’re doing a great job, son… a great job!’

Has that Indy Kaila cunt ever posted an actual rumour?

 

All I ever see from him is 'Big LFC transfer news coming at 10pm', then he presumably goes and wanks himself into a stupor for the rest of the evening.

[Harry Squatter]

Just now, Mook said:

Has that Indy Kaila cunt ever posted an actual rumour?

 

All I ever see from him is 'Big LFC transfer news coming at 10pm', then he presumably goes and wanks himself into a stupor for the rest of the evening.

Big news at 10pm

 

10pm. Erling Haaland says to random journalist that he once drove past the Albert Dock with his Dad when he was ten years old. 

 

He doesn't like Real Madrid, PSG and Barcelona because they never had a paedophile weatherman or a streaker in their docks or riverbank. 

[El Rojo]

4 minutes ago, Mook said:

Has that Indy Kaila cunt ever posted an actual rumour?

 

All I ever see from him is 'Big LFC transfer news coming at 10pm', then he presumably goes and wanks himself into a stupor for the rest of the evening.

Glad you asked me that one. I’ll have a major update on Indy Kaila later this afternoon, after 3.30pm. 

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Glad you asked me that one. I’ll have a major update on Indy Kaila later this afternoon, after 3.30pm. 

More than enough time to masturbate to this thread.

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

I really hope we don't sign anyone else likely to play for an African or South American country. too many matches during the season and players jetlagged as buggery when they get back or missing completely.

[Boss]

Here's a rumour for you to use:

 

Breaking news: Liverpool have agreed a deal with Leeds United for their exhilarating winger, Raphinha. They will pay Leeds £44.2m, with the fee being paid in increments over a five-year contract, earning the Brazilian a base salary of £163,000 a week. Leeds will use the money to buy Ben Brereton-Diaz from Blackburn for £24,000,000 in an attempt to fire themselves clear of the relegation places. Raphinha will take the number 7 shirt from James Milner, with the veteran taking the number 38 shirt used during his early playing days at Leeds. 

[Moo]

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I'd gladly take a new contract for Salah over a new signing any day.

They know that, and that's the point. 

We'll see what happens anyway.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

5 hours ago, Boss said:

Here's a rumour for you to use:

 

Breaking news: Liverpool have agreed a deal with Leeds United for their exhilarating winger, Raphinha. They will pay Leeds £44.2m, with the fee being paid in increments over a five-year contract, earning the Brazilian a base salary of £163,000 a week. Leeds will use the money to buy Ben Brereton-Diaz from Blackburn for £24,000,000 in an attempt to fire themselves clear of the relegation places. Raphinha will take the number 7 shirt from James Milner, with the veteran taking the number 38 shirt used during his early playing days at Leeds. 

Not bad that, better than a lot of the other random bullshit being written.

 

Can you make it actually happen as well? I rate Raphinha, and reckon he’d be brilliant for us.

[Guest]

5 hours ago, Boss said:

Here's a rumour for you to use:

 

Breaking news: Liverpool have agreed a deal with Leeds United for their exhilarating winger, Raphinha. They will pay Leeds £44.2m, with the fee being paid in increments over a five-year contract, earning the Brazilian a base salary of £163,000 a week. Leeds will use the money to buy Ben Brereton-Diaz from Blackburn for £24,000,000 in an attempt to fire themselves clear of the relegation places. Raphinha will take the number 7 shirt from James Milner, with the veteran taking the number 38 shirt used during his early playing days at Leeds. 

If you’re going to make up a rumour, you might as well go big and make it about Mbappe.

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

Get some more fake transfer news out there. Will give James Pearce something to do in January anyway when he has to shoot them all down.

 

We've got to endure a month of these titheads talking shit on sky as well. Long dramatic pauses in between sentences and making stuff up through imaginary sources.

 

 

[waddy78]

28 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

If you’re going to make up a rumour, you might as well go big and make it about Mbappe.

Hes on his way in January, his house maid lived in Kenny in the early 2000's she made him a bowl of scouse and he cant get enough of it he very fond of red cabbage as well Also his favorite tshirt when he was 3 years old was a red one so hes always loved the colour red and wants to play in that colour again after leaving Monaco hes missed that. Fabinho has also rang him and told him Madrid is a shit place to live there are no Tesco's on Allerton road there or anything PSG have said he can go for free in January as a thank you but not to Madrid cos they hate them.

 

its being announced on Tuesday at 10pm.

[KMD7]

2 minutes ago, waddy78 said:

Hes on his way in January, his house maid lived in Kenny in the early 2000's she made him a bowl of scouse and he cant get enough of it he very fond of red cabbage as well Also his favorite tshirt when he was 3 years old was a red one so hes always loved the colour red and wants to play in that colour again after leaving Monaco hes missed that. Fabinho has also rang him and told him Madrid is a shit place to live there are no Tesco's on Allerton road there or anything PSG have said he can go for free in January as a thank you but not to Madrid cos they hate them.

 

its being announced on Tuesday at 10pm.

So it's IMMINENT?

[3 Stacks]

We need to sign a creative midfielder and a midfielder that resembles Yves Bissouma, without the possible sexual crimes. And then shoot Keita into the ocean. We'll do none of that in Jan, though.

[waddy78]

14 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

So it's IMMINENT?

Its from a good source like Greek Dave he used to own a kebab shop on Kenny and had a "thing" with Mbappe's Maid, they kept in touch when she moved to France.

[Boss]

5 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

We need to sign a creative midfielder and a midfielder that resembles Yves Bissouma, without the possible sexual crimes. And then shoot Keita into the ocean. We'll do none of that in Jan, though.

 

Come on. You know it makes sense. Let's get the band back together. 

[waddy78]

1 minute ago, Boss said:

 

Come on. You know it makes sense. Let's get the band back together. 

Bands are never as good when they get back together.

[Harry Squatter]

Keita has had more second chances than Mandy gave Trevor Jordache. 

[waddy78]

Just now, Harry Squatter said:

Keita has had more second chances than Mandy gave Trevor Jordache. 

My mum is getting a conservatory built we could throw Naby Lad under there.

[Harry Squatter]

1 minute ago, waddy78 said:

My mum is getting a conservatory built we could throw Naby Lad under there.

I've got some spare bingbags as well. 

[3 Stacks]

12 minutes ago, Boss said:

 

Come on. You know it makes sense. Let's get the band back together. 

We need hungry 23 year olds, not washed up has-beens.

[an tha]

Dear Liverpool,

 

Please sell Oxlade and or Keita to Newcastle for stupid money this month and then get a new midfielder in....One who is good at football and who does not make Darren Anderton look durable.

 

Then please buy another midfielder in the same mould in the summer.

 

Thanks

 

Love 

 

An Tha

[Grinch]

Don’t need a midfielder.  We’ve got eight.