The first girl you ever properly fancied.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Girl called Paulette from Norris Green. Never got a look in until I started going out with another girl she hated. Then she got interested. However the other girl was nicer and I nearly married her. Which as I've said on here is my biggest regret in life. Sniffle.

[Arl arse]

The first girl I ever went out with properly was called Deidre Gascoigne and her older brother was called Paul. We were both 14 at the time. I spent ages plucking up the courage to ask her out as I thought she'd knock me back. I was pleasantly surprised when she said yes and kissed me, it was like walking on air and all that stuff. Didn't last long though, I tried to get my hand down her pants to finger her, she slapped my face and then binned me. Her older brother who was about 20 also tried to kick me in the nuts the next time our paths crossed, good job I could run fast. Never listen to your older brothers was what I learnt from that lesson, their advice on what women wanted was pretty fucking shit, although they did stop Paul from rearranging my nuts. I met Deidre a few years later whilst on leave from the Army, she said she still fancied me, even more since we had both grown up, but she could never forgive me for what I did. Her older brother Paul died due to a drugs overdose which more or less ruined their whole family, weird what life has in store for us all.

 

I'm surprised her older brother didn't bring you some chicken and threaten to take you fishing.

[Total Longo]

A pair of cousins from Mossley Hill who both went to St Hilda's in Toxteth, Jackie and Alex. Both stunning. Went out with both, got nowhere with one and "courted" the other one a few years later, with great success.

 

Around the same time i developed an enormous crush on these two as well.

 

 

[Anubis]

Nicola Bryant was stunning. Great norks as well.

[Total Longo]

She's still boss as well. 

 

[Hades]

Tess, name changed of course. Spotted her ginger muff poking through shorts in Grade 5. Those were halcyon wanks.

[Remmie]

I did my own version of the yellow pages ad as I had to stand on a toilet (in a narrow boat) to kiss her. Can't remember how much older she was, I was about 6

[Alan Sex]

Cant really remember who I first properly fancied.

 

There have been loads I have improperly fancied.

[Funkasy]

I like this thread.

[General Dryness]

My first crush was one of my primary school teachers. She was lovely. She drove an Izetta bubble car and dressed like a proper hippy. It was the seventies. Buckaroo.

[VladimirIlyich]

Every lad tries to finger a 14 year old girl?

 

Are you Adam Johnson?

If he is also very close in age he does,yes.

[Turkish Delight]

From the ages of about 4 to 7 I had a girlfriend at Primary School called Anna. We used to hold hands and spend lots of time together until I decided she was getting in the way of me playing football at break time so I binned her off.

 

In our teen years she became a bit stalker-ish even to the point that as a hormonal teen I was still put off her. She used to obsessively ask my younger sister about me at Brownies (she was a helper there) and then ultimately got my sister kicked out for something she didn't do shortly after I'd asked her mate out.

 

In hindsight she taught me an early lesson in life about what to expect from women.

[Kevin D]

I was in primary 2 and she was a primary 7 cheerleader

 

Took me a few months to get the balls to chat to her, and when I did, she and her friends patted me on the top of my hair and all awwwwwed together.

 

.Your turn, folks.

I was at a charity dinner, last night, and people showed me photos of her on Facebook.

 

Yeah, looks like I got away with one, because she's also posting about the royal family being lizard people. My friends did have a good laugh at me, too.

[Tony Moanero]

Teela from He-Man, then Glynis Barber (Dempsey and Makepeace), before settling for Stevie Nicks.

[Kevin D]

Teela from He-Man, then Glynis Barber (Dempsey and Makepeace), before settling for Stevie Nicks.

Have you sent her a letter explaining your interest?

[Rico1304]

Joanna Hughes and Joanne Cunlifffe. They were best mates in the year above me at primary school. Beautiful and lovely girls too.

My daughter goes to school with Nick Cunliffe’s son. She was invited to his birthday party last year but we couldn’t go. I was gutted as I’m sure Joanne would have been there.

 

Also calling bollocks in the seeing teachers fanny. 13 yrs of education and never saw a glimpse of knicker.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Taylor Hanson. She's turned into a right butch lesbian these days though.

[Mike D]

[Kevin D]

Taylor Hanson. She's turned into a right butch lesbian these days though.

Tell us the story properly.

 

How long did you fancy her for, did you step to her, what happened after, etc?

[aRdja]

Taylor Hanson. She's turned into a right butch lesbian these days though.

You and I both.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Mmmbop

[manwiththestick]

Abso fucking lutely.

[Tony Moanero]

Have you sent her a letter explaining your interest?

Yeah. She replied and said it would never work, as she prefers Bourbons to Custard Creams.

[Dave D]

A girl called Charlotte at Infant school. Me and another forum member by the name of Slugtrail used to chase her Mums car up the road in the hope of seeing her.

 

Think Slugtrail still does    

[Juniper]

Was a girl in secondary school, was a friend and really fancied her until I realised it wasn't returned and she was playing me for the attention in order to get another guy. Didn't spend time with her after that.

 

Eventually she was expelled and went to another school.

 

Was friends with her on social media for a while and she fancied herself as a page 3 model and didn't hold back on posting pretty much fully nude photos so the mystique went somewhat!! Had to delete her a couple years ago.

 

Turned out very well all things considered. Dodged a bullet there.