Simon Green - Who Am I?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

If you have a beard and live in Scotland you could earn some beer money.

 

[setreal]

Braveheart reboot

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Braveheart reboot

 

Sounds like it. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm loving him taking genuine steps into acting rather than "going to cycle but have no bike" territory 

 

I'd love him to make it to Eastenders or Emerdale or something

[Carvalho Diablo]

I'm loving him taking genuine steps into acting rather than "going to cycle but have no bike" territory 

 

I'd love him to make it to Eastenders or Emerdale or something

 

Horizon ?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Horizon ?

Rogue Traders

[cloggypop]

Braveheart reboot

My mate was in Braveheart as an extra and got paid to chuck cabbages at Mel Gibson. Unfortunately for Mel my mate turned out to be a boss shot with a cabbage and lashed one right off his bonce with such force that after the cut Mel was running around, swearing like fuck, demanding to know who had twatted him with the cabbage.

[stringvest]

Sounds like it. 

 

 

You can take my pizza, but you cannae take my perpetual motion machine.

[Captain Turdseye]

Simon has revealed he turned down a role in Darkest Hour, the new film about Churchill because he had to work. Presumably it was an eight hour shift at PC World instead of an appearance in a soon to be Oscar nominated movie.

 

I’m devastated.

[Trumo]

Simon has revealed he turned down a role in Darkest Hour, the new film about Churchill because he had to work. Presumably it was an eight hour shift at PC World instead of an appearance in a soon to be Oscar nominated movie.

 

I’m devastated.

 

Maybe he jibbed it off because he thought it was just another car insurance ad.

[manwiththestick]

Simon has revealed he turned down a role in Darkest Hour, the new film about Churchill because he had to work. Presumably it was an eight hour shift at PC World instead of an appearance in a soon to be Oscar nominated movie.

 

I’m devastated.

So Gary Oldman was second choice?

[Captain Turdseye]

So Gary Oldman was second choice?

Third choice. Dave Courtney turned it down as well. He’d already promised to do the deliveries for his local kebab shop.

[Anubis]

If you hurry, you'll find I've just successfully edited the Production bit of Darkest Hour's wiki page. Catch it before I'm banned from Wikipedia.

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkest_Hour_(film)#Production

 

 

For posterity....

 

 

[Elite]

Class, will rep later.

[Rico1304]

Genius

[Captain Turdseye]

Superb!

[Numero Veinticinco]

Hahaha. I’ll never forget his fucking singing, nor his hypnotic finger, nor his perpetual motion device.

[stringvest]

fucking hell.  I've just spat out a massive glass of Malbec.   That made me roar.  Well in Anu.

[TheHowieLama]

Who am I?

 

Srsly??

 

We know who you are Si.

[Anubis]

They've edited it back to the original. Damn you Wikipedia. Damn you to hell!

[Captain Turdseye]

This popped up on my Facebook this morning. The comments underneath left me gutted not to have seen the first draft. I imagine it would have been comedy gold.

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

dance expressively cuz kidnapped - yeh'erm k

 

I've repped Razor here but really will go back and rep an OG Si post

[Elite]

National minimum wage or higher? You'd get more for expressively creating butties at Subway.

[VladimirIlyich]

National minimum wage or higher? You'd get more for expressively creating butties at Subway.

The actresses will be flocking back from Hollywood with those pay rates!

[Red74]

Leave the lad be. That Leigh Francis made millions out of channeling his career killing thoughts via the Keith lemon character.

 

I reserve the right to withdraw this comment should the girl be next seen on missing person posters.