Simon Green - Who Am I?

[RobbieOR]

He asked people to ask him questions on Facebook so he can send a video so he can be cast in movies.

 

Here it is:

 

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

HAHA THE FINGERS ON THE TOP OF THE CAMERA IN THE FIRST 2 SECONDS!!

 

GET TRIPOD SON

[Frankenhooker]

'I love to cook, I love to eat'

[Total Longo]

I love him, leave him alone. LEAVE SIMON ALONE!

 

[mattyq]

Much as I like Simon he'd make a cracking village idiot or yokel from Incestershire village

Glad to see he doesn't do beans on a fry up, though

[Trumo]

[Chairman Meow]

If you're trying for acting jobs surely stating your "not very literate" early doors kind of screws you. 

 

I'd imagine reading scripts is fairly useful for acting? 

 

Good luck to the lad, but he really, really needs to start doing something productive instead of bouncing from scheme to scheme in the hope he's somehow going to land it lucky and be rich all of a sudden. 

[dylstar]

Simple Simon the movie coming to a cinema near you.

Film critics : Better than Dumb and Dumber

[Total Longo]

Much as I like Simon he'd make a cracking village idiot or yokel from Incestershire village

Glad to see he doesn't do beans on a fry up, though

 

That was my question *proud*

[Section_31]

He's amazing, his self awareness levels make Alan Partridge look like Skynet. 

[Scott_M]

Doesn't say where Lakenheath is (I've no idea it is) but goes into great detail about where Warrington, a pretty well known place, is.

 

Is anybody going to call him pretending to be an agent then?

[Total Longo]

"...and that night my underpants got stolen. Which was nice"

[Total Longo]

hahaha! the "why have you never come out?" bit is incredible.

 

Genuinely don't know if he gets it or not. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He'd a make a great double act with Joey Essex. 

[Total Longo]

"When i lived in Warrington, where you lived, I was always working....that's why i never came out"

 

Genius.

[Jairzinho]

Has anyone seen this actor play anyone other than Simon Green?

[Jairzinho]

Fruitation.

[Paulie Dangerously]

"Did you ever manage to stop the laces on the trabs Paulie D sold you from coming undone?"

"Yes I learned double knots"

[Bruce Spanner]

They could use this to torture information out of islamic fundamentalists, though I fear it would only stiffen their resolve to create the caliphate and destroy the unbelieving kuffar bastards.

 

After seeing this, I'm kinda with 'em

[Anubis]

No beans on a fry up. Good man.

[Spy Bee]

Fruitation.

That puts him in league with George W Bush!

[Tony Moanero]

Simple Simon the movie coming to a cinema near you.

Film critics : Better than Dumb and Dumber

Makes you come across as a bit of a quim.

[Spy Bee]

"That idea didn't go very well because I just didn't know how to do it" Or have a basic understanding of the laws of physics Si! Fucking legend!

[Spy Bee]

Can someone get Simon to do a video with a load of accents?

[Fowlers God]

He has a dream- fair fucks