Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[Iceman]

The gold and green will be out soon. And then there's the plane. Good times. 

[cloggypop]

He might be gone after Burnley at this rate.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

He needs to cling on, at least until we can bum them.

[Iceman]

Martinex is a good shout. But for me Clive it's a Beckham/Neville/Giggs/Wio wankathon dream team.

[A_S]

Martinex is a good shout. But for me Clive it's a Beckham/Neville/Giggs/Wio wankathon dream team.

 

Is he related to Malcolm X?

[3 Stacks]

Martinex is a good shout. But for me Clive it's a Beckham/Neville/Giggs/Wio wankathon dream team.

 

https://twitter.com/beINSPORTS/status/1034184581199450113?s=19

 

Andy Gray has actually said Martinez should replace Mourinho. Left that dope Keys speechless for once.

[Iceman]

Superb shout. Get the fucker in. 

[Iceman]

Mourinho is toast. 

[Luckyhillkop]

@TheBig_Sam: Manchester United. The time has come. Whisper my name amongst the winds of change, and I shall appear. Purse your hungry, desolate lips, and suckle greedily upon my mighty, weeping teat. 

 

I do insist on keeping my own image rights, mind. That’s non-negotiable.

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

So, maybe all the talk of ‘Mourinho is just clever and taking pressure off his players’ we’ve heard when he has done this shit in the past is actually just bollocks and he’s a massive, self-obsessed cunt who has a ridiculous ego. Cheque book cunt.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Mourinho is toast.

He’s barely warm bread.

[Lee909]

So, maybe all the talk of ‘Mourinho is just clever and taking pressure off his players’ we’ve heard when he has done this shit in the past is actually just bollocks and he’s a massive, self-obsessed cunt who has a ridiculous ego. Cheque book cunt.

[Iceman]

He’s barely warm bread.

 

Good, I hope he loafs for a while yet. 

[Guest]

He could resign, knowing that he cannot turn their fortunes around but it is far too lucrative to be sacked and have his contract paid up. It looks like he's trying to get sacked and the sack-o-meter has been turned up to ten.

[Boss]

In fairness to Mourinho, he was right about his summer targets. Maguire, Alderweireld and Willian are exactly what they need - if you look at them now.

[Lee909]

In fairness to Mourinho, he was right about his summer targets. Maguire, Alderweireld and Willian are exactly what they need - if you look at them now.

Hard to be fair when he has spent 400ml and 60ml on two CBs that look complete failures.

[Numero Veinticinco]

In fairness to Mourinho, he was right about his summer targets. Maguire, Alderweireld and Willian are exactly what they need - if you look at them now.

Yes. Being fair, you have to admit that Mourinho is about to buy players to improve his squad. This basically puts him on par with most people playing Football Manager.

[Jose Jones]

In fairness to Mourinho, he was right about his summer targets. Maguire, Alderweireld and Willian are exactly what they need - if you look at them now.

They would have been handy, as rather hilariously Mourinho seems to have fucked up Man Utd's defence. However both Alderwiereld and Willian are 30 and would have cost shit loads and been on 200 grand a week plus. They would both have been financial liabilities in a year or two just like Alexis Sanchez is, pretty much already. Obviously the Mancs can afford it more than any team, but still no club wants to be paying a million quid a week to three players who are way past their best. It's great that the execs and Mourinho are so out of sync though, and long may it continue.

[Anubis]

Looking at the game dispassionately, in the first half, but for the Lukaku comedy show United could have had two or three goals. Both those sides can be got at. United especially.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

In fairness to Mourinho, he was right about his summer targets. Maguire, Alderweireld and Willian are exactly what they need - if you look at them now.

New players won’t improve them much unless they get a new manager.

[Elite]

Looking at the game dispassionately, in the first half, but for the Lukaku comedy show United could have had two or three goals. Both those sides can be got at. United especially.

3-0 flattered Spurs, it's a totally different game if Lukaku didn't go full Benteke. It's great to see the Mancs in disarray, Jose is beginning to behave very erratically even for his standards.

 

Spurs are a worry though, this win is massive for them, themselves and Chelsea will be big rivals to us, obviously alongside City.

[Aventus]

My favourite part was where he praised the fans for showing so much support, even though they lost at home 3-0.

 

Despite the fact half the stadium had walked out while it was still 2-0, and it only got emptier after that, excellent support indeed.

[Elite]

My favourite part was where he praised the fans for showing so much support, even though they lost at home 3-0.

 

Despite the fact half the stadium had walked out while it was still 2-0, and it only got emptier after that, excellent support indeed.

You could tell he wasn't in a coherent frame of mind when he was doing that, he's losing his grip. The 3rd season pattern continues.

[Section_31]

"Sree Premierships"

 

[Daisy]

That defending from lindelof was hilarious. Anyone got a gif of the corner?

 

Bloody annoying about spurs though. Lucas moura has found his feet it seems.