Ever shagged someone famous?

[Creator Supreme]

13 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Woman I work with a with got a neck off Jason Statham when he was on the school diving and swimming circuits when he was 17...and she was 14. 

Well his current missus is about 20 years younger than him, so it's not surprising.

[Rico1304]

1 hour ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Not particularly famous, but I once shagged the writer Gwendoline Riley.

I don’t think she’s over it by the look on her face.  

[Harry's Lad]

2 hours ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Not particularly famous, but I once shagged the writer Gwendoline Riley.

Fucking hell mate, what with?

[Bjornebye]

Stathams a nonce???? 

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Stathams a nonce???? 

Well seeing as he's 55 now and his much better half is 35, I'd go with cradle snatcher rather than nonce!

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Creator Supreme said:

Well seeing as he's 55 now and his much better half is 35, I'd go with cradle snatcher rather than nonce!

I’d like to tell him to his face. From a few miles away 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Not particularly famous, but I once shagged the writer Gwendoline Riley.

The author of "The Worst Shag in the World"?

[Code]

Whats the definition of famous here?

[sir roger]

No Norwegians bar Morten Harket

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Does that threesome I had with Beyonce and Lily James count?

[Code]

1 hour ago, sir roger said:

No Norwegians bar Morten Harket

So Im out then?

[Evelyn Tentions]

9 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Does that threesome I had with Beyonce and Lily James count?

Sorry, dreams don't count.

[easytoslip]

I know someone who tuned in Shelley Winters. 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 08/10/2022 at 11:10, Red_or_Dead said:

Not particularly famous, but I once shagged the writer Gwendoline Riley.

Respect. Google shows me she's pretty fit.

[Pete]

Friend of mine escorted Amanda Donohoe back to her flat when she was performing at the Royal Exchange in the mid 1990’s.  She was lonely & he’s a bloke.  Apparently she’s a filthy minx.  True, I don’t know but he was made up for weeks after whilst she was in the show.  

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

Friend of mine escorted Amanda Donohoe back to her flat when she was performing at the Royal Exchange in the mid 1990’s.  She was lonely & he’s a bloke.  Apparently she’s a filthy minx.  True, I don’t know but he was made up for weeks after whilst she was in the show.  

Still a milf too.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 07/10/2022 at 19:48, Anubis said:

Who was the former forumite who could have copped for Nicola Roberts from Girl’s Aloud, but was too into his girlfriend to cheat on her?

I know a girl who was best mates with her just before she went onto that show. She came to a party at mine once and she was fucking ruined. 
 

Not ruined in the sense that she’d been given the full Turdseye treatment. Ruined as in too pissed to even stand up. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Now I’ll just wait here for Bjornebye to comment. 

[Champ]

23 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Well seeing as he's 55 now and his much better half is 35, I'd go with cradle snatcher rather than nonce!

17 and a 14 year old? Not good

[Creator Supreme]

21 minutes ago, Champ said:

17 and a 14 year old? Not good

No it's not Cath I agree, but shit like that can happen. At least it sounds like they only snogged and it never proceeded as far as a shag!

[Lee909]

32 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Not ruined in the sense that she’d been given the full Turdseye treatment. 

 

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I shagged a girl who's brother was Michael Jackson on Stars in their eyes.

[Mook]

6 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

I shagged a girl who's brother was Michael Jackson on Stars in their eyes.

If it was the boy I remember that is absolutely superb work.

 

I had a mate who said his pal knocked Van Damme out of a karate competition once but that probably belongs in another thread.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

If it was the boy I remember that is absolutely superb work.

 

I had a mate who said his pal knocked Van Damme out of a karate competition once but that probably belongs in another thread.

The lad who sung Ain't No Sunshine? "Ain't No Bumsies Sunshine" 

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The lad who sung Ain't No Sunshine? "Ain't No Bumsies Sunshine"