little things that annoy the shit out of you

[TheBitch]

Every fucking website I go on these days you have a huge advert that you cant scroll past, it just keeps going and going.

[Lee909]

And moves every fucking time you try and click the X so you get taken to the ads page

[TheBitch]

And moves every fucking time you try and click the X so you get taken to the ads page

 

That's the fucking one.

[Mook]

Seven Nation Army.

 

Nothing against Jack White but I wish that song would fuck off.

[Remmie]

Seven Nation Army.

 

Nothing against Jack White but I wish that song would fuck off.

Ha ha that's weird, had a dream the other day that a mate instructed me to never play that song because while it used to be good, it got overplayed to fuck and I'd be dead to him if I ever played it.

[Dougie Do'ins]

So it seems I cant just go in to boots and collect my replacement glasses as and when I want during their hours of business. I now have to have a fucking appointment to collect them.

[General Dryness]

Seven Nation Army.

 

Nothing against Jack White but I wish that song would fuck off.

It was fucking ace when it first came out, absolutely flogged to death now though.

 

I'm surprised there isn't an appalling dance version of it.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Trying to line up A4 paper in laminate pouches so it's equally spaced around the edges.

[The Golden Eel]

When people put something like a wet bowl or a cup on a perfectly flat surface to dry. How's it supposed to dry if the water can't escape or air can't get at it?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fucking hiccups.

[TheBitch]

When someone quotes a post but types the reply above the quote.

[VladimirIlyich]

Annoys the crap out of me.

 

 

When someone quotes a post but types the reply above the quote.

[Elite]

Seven Nation Army.

 

Nothing against Jack White but I wish that song would fuck off.

Der Der Der Der *insert sports stars name*

Repeat.......

[Aventus]

The fact I didn't capitalise the A in aventus stresses me out.

 

Is there a way I can change it?

[Dougie Do'ins]

The fact I didn't capitalise the A in aventus stresses me out.

 

Is there a way I can change it?

Yes. Send Dave a PM.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

When hot dog buns pathetically split.

[dandyman]

People who, or refer to the phrase, UPCYCLE!!!

 

Yes love, you’ve painted it, cleaned it whatever!!

 

 

** realises this could equally be in the “Instant Cunt Identifiers” or “Have a rant” threads

[Babb'sBurstNad]

People in the supermarket who start pushing their trolley away, then stop to check their till receipt and put their list away, fumble with their wallet etc. 

[Champ]

People in the supermarket who start pushing their trolley away, then stop to check their till receipt and put their list away, fumble with their wallet etc.

I was having similar thoughts about people, singular and plural, who suddenly stop as they’re walking along the pavement in front of you.

 

Has anyone invented brake lights for humans yet?

[lifetime fan]

I was having similar thoughts about people, singular and plural, who suddenly stop as they’re walking along the pavement in front of you.

 

Has anyone invented brake lights for humans yet?

 

And people who can’t walk in a straight line.

[Captain Turdseye]

And people who can’t walk in a straight line.

Steady.

[Strontium]

When you're in a shop and there's a cracking tune playing over the PA system and it gets interrupted by some mundane store announcement.

[Mook]

When you're in a shop and there's a cracking tune playing over the PA system and it gets interrupted by some mundane store announcement.

 

[Rico1304]

When you're in a shop and there's a cracking tune playing over the PA system and it gets interrupted by some mundane store announcement.

On occasion when drunk in a supermarket and the tannoy goes “Jean to till 3 please” I have been known to shout “Don’t go Jean, it’s a trap!” . Well I think it’s funny.

 

When waiters don’t write down your order and get the order wrong or forget some bits. Fuck off and write it down.

[Dr Nowt]

Asking a waiter for no ice in a drink and getting it anyway.

 

Especially when you could tell they weren’t at all interested when you asked and could see it coming a mile off.

 

It’s the not getting a tip equivalent of a dangerous fault on your driving test.