FAO all minge-bags

[Fugitive]

Don't be a fucking scruff....pay the fuck up.

 

Anyone who is not gold, probably feeds their kids Rat Burgers.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Being a different colour does not mean you are better than anyone else, we should just all be one colour, gold. I had a dream where all members whatever their status were gold or yellow if you have colour blindness issues, or is it grey ?

Anyway, buy something now, just pick up the phone, nah fuck the phone, just send cash to the boy Dave Usher and he can use it as he sees fit, I hear Barbados is nice this time of the year.

 

Just £12 can keep Dave in hair products for a day.

[Sugar Ape]

Just ordered a fanzine as well as being a gold member

 

WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME?

 

 

Same here. That's how we roll in the DBS. Protect your children by day and keep Dave in hairbands by night.

[General Dryness]

Whats all this about? I was just up in the members lounge getting sucked off by Jessica Alba and the swedish u-21 ladies volleyball team, and I heard a commotion.

 

Whilst I'm here, I must ask that you non-payers have a sponge wash at the very least if you can't afford the hot water for a shower, the smell is rising up to where us rich folks are. Damn near put me off my lobster stuffed with caviar. Toodle pip.

[Code]

Those Fridge Magnets dont pay themselves you know.

[Paul]

Just to recap: spend some money on TLW so it can continue. It's easily the most credible independent voice on LFC there is.

[Guest LFD]

As times are hard, not only for Dave - for everyone.

 

Why don't you have some other payment options? £2 for a month, £4 for two months for example.

[grazywalker]

I sometimes let Dave keep the change when I buy a mag. Not always though.

Not that I would advocate drug dealing but br fair to the good dealers give people a taster for free then when they come for more charge them . I know it is not that simple but we all need to get it out there about how good TLW is .

I know someone mentioned it earlier but it is a good point. The match reports are the only ones i read now as they are so fuckin good. Likewise the weekend round up. Good shit like that should cost.

[Bjornebye]

Pay up you fucking scruffs.

 

I had to lend 20 quid of Turdseyes maa to neg him.

 

It's not hard. gobshites.

 

inbox me for her number.

[zigackly]

It's worth the money for the ability to neg xerxes at every opportunity alone.

[Tj hooker]

Whats all this about? I was just up in the members lounge getting sucked off by Jessica Alba and the swedish u-21 ladies volleyball team, and I heard a commotion.

 

Whilst I'm here, I must ask that you non-payers have a sponge wash at the very least if you can't afford the hot water for a shower, the smell is rising up to where us rich folks are. Damn near put me off my lobster stuffed with caviar. Toodle pip.

 

Sheer class this post is had me laughing my balls off

[General Dryness]

Pay up you fucking scruffs.

 

I had to lend 20 quid of Turdseyes maa to neg him.

 

It's not hard. gobshites.

 

inbox me for her number.

 

So where are you going to find 40 sailors desperate enough to let you suck them off so you can pay that back?

[Tj hooker]

But seriously people we all love this site otherwise we wouldnt be on her , lets support Dave & become a member at the very least

[zigackly]

But seriously people we all love this site

 

Speak for yourself. I only come on her to be fucked at.

[Magic Sponge]

I love Hudu.

 

There, I said it.

[Pony Princess]

Some of these fuckers have like 4000+ posts and won't spend a few quid on the site. Proper shameful shit.

[General Dryness]

I love Hudu.

 

There, I said it.

 

Why thank you. I am overwhelmed with emotion.

[Bjornebye]

So where are you going to find 40 sailors desperate enough to let you suck them off so you can pay that back?

 

Portsmouth. I'm in the right place.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Bjornebye will post pics of his missus' tits if Dave gets 10 new members

 

And he wins the La Liga draft.

[TheBitch]

Why thank you. I am overwhelmed with emotion.

 

Negged for having emotions.

[18and5]

Been a subscriber to the mag for years but was missing a few so ordered them there with daves book too.

 

Fucking postage is criminal,the robbing bastards.

 

Anyway I was wondering what's involved in the membership thingy if anyoine could explain it to me?

[Red Banjo]

The Bitch in unforgiving mood tonight.

 

Scruffs beware

[TheBitch]

The Bitch in unforgiving mood tonight.

 

Scruffs beware

 

Minges are about to get some. Fuckin' minges.

[zigackly]

Anyway I was wondering what's involved in the membership thingy if anyoine could explain it to me?

 

You get the power to smite your enemies and bless your allies, access to the hallowed halls of the MF, and the chance to never win a fridge magnet.

[TheBitch]

Been a subscriber to the mag for years but was missing a few so ordered them there with daves book too.

 

Fucking postage is criminal' date='the robbing bastards.

 

Anyway I was wondering what's involved in the membership thingy if anyoine could explain it to me?[/quote']

 

You get champagne and bitches and cigars and slippers and bitches and shit.