Missing (posters) in Action

[Captain Turdseye]

What rating would you give it?

The whole meltdown or each individual participant?

 

TK421 - 6. He put himself about a bit and was menacing at times. He was doing particularly well between 2am and 4am but ultimately he faded just as the rest of us were waking up.

 

Skaro - 8. Played his role well. He took some punishment early on but grew into it and eventually his relentless 'I don't know what you're on about' tactic wore down the opposition and allowed him to capitalise.

 

Red Phoenix - 4. Shrugged off everything TK threw at him. His head was elsewhere due to the US election and there was no chance of him getting dragged into a scrappy battle. Ultimately disappointing by his own standards.

[Dr Nowt]

The whole meltdown or each individual participant?

 

TK421 - 6. He put himself about a bit and was menacing at times. He was doing particularly well between 2am and 4am but ultimately he faded just as the rest of us were waking up.

 

Skaro - 8. Played his role well. He took some punishment early on but grew into it and eventually his relentless 'I don't know what you're on about' tactic wore down the opposition and allowed him to capitalise.

 

Red Phoenix - 4. Shrugged off everything TK threw at him. His head was elsewhere due to the US election and there was no chance of him getting dragged into a scrappy battle. Ultimately disappointing by his own standards.

 

Dave - 2.  Absentee owner more concerned with funneling forum funds into Nicky Clarke's pocket.  Let the situation play itself out in an unnerving reminder of Suarez and Evra, in a quite shocking abdication of his leadership responsibilities.  On the flipside, great hair for a man of his years, so on reflection am giving him an 8.

[setreal]

Bring back TK!

[Fowlers God]

Sugar ape -1.5 not even a melt down. A simple PM exchange with Damien and it was all over quicker than a LFC 2-0 lead.

[razor]

The whole meltdown or each individual participant?

 

TK421 - 6. He put himself about a bit and was menacing at times. He was doing particularly well between 2am and 4am but ultimately he faded just as the rest of us were waking up.

 

Skaro - 8. Played his role well. He took some punishment early on but grew into it and eventually his relentless 'I don't know what you're on about' tactic wore down the opposition and allowed him to capitalise.

 

Red Phoenix - 4. Shrugged off everything TK threw at him. His head was elsewhere due to the US election and there was no chance of him getting dragged into a scrappy battle. Ultimately disappointing by his own standards.

 

On a SCHOOL night, lest we forget.

[Captain Turdseye]

Dickie Mint hasn't been on since August last year.

[Champ]

Dropping like flies

[General Dryness]

Dickie Mint hasn't been on since August last year.

He was an old fella as well wasn't he? Hope he's ok.

[Captain Turdseye]

He was an old fella as well wasn't he? Hope he's ok.

Not sure. I had him down as mid to late 50's. You're no spring chicken yourself.

[s(k)aturation]

Not sure. I had him down as mid to late 50's. You're no spring chicken yourself.

 

 

Smug young cunt.

[General Dryness]

Not sure. I had him down as mid to late 50's. You're no spring chicken yourself.

I thought he was older than that.

 

And cheers.

[stringvest]

Not sure. I had him down as mid to late 50's. You're no spring chicken yourself.

 

 

fucking outrageous

[General Dryness]

I know. People who live in glass houses and don't have the regular full use of all their limbs shouldn't throw stones.

 

Shouldn't really throw anything, strictly speaking. Not with that gammy arm anyway.

[Captain Turdseye]

The arm thing was years ago. That's about the 15th time you've used it as an insult. Put a bit more effort in, for fucks sake.

[General Dryness]

I've been old for fucking ages. Since we're talking shelf life.

 

Did you get cured of mong then? Getting baptised with Stigs piss isn't the cure-all he would have you believe, you know.

[stringvest]

The arm thing was years ago. That's about the 15th time you've used it as an insult. Put a bit more effort in, for fucks sake.

 

 

I've seen you lift pints with both arms.  Sometimes at the same time. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I've been old for fucking ages. Since we're talking shelf life.

 

Did you get cured of mong then? Getting baptised with Stigs piss isn't the cure-all he would have you believe, you know.

It's a relapsing/remitting thing. The first instance with my leg lasted three weeks and the spaz arm was back to normal after about seven or eight. I won't be going full mong for a good few years, if at all.

[General Dryness]

Good news that.

 

If only you were less of a cunt.

[s(k)aturation]

Good news that.

 

If only you were less of a cunt.

 

 

If my auntie had whiskers...

[Dr Nowt]

John's does, she's from Runcorn.

 

A triple drum salvo, I thank you.

[s(k)aturation]

John's does, she's from Runcorn.

 

A triple drum salvo, I thank you.

 

 

Are you here all week?

[lifetime fan]

Bring Simon back.

[Captain Turdseye]

Bring Simon back.

This forum is beneath him. He's moving in circles the rest of us can only dream of. Here he is at the home of Cloggypop's favourite actor.

 

[cloggypop]

Simon in a Dave Courtney film would be facking amazing.

[lifetime fan]

Please tell me that isn't a photoshop!!!!