Oscar Pistorius

[Bobby Hundreds]

Why didnt he shout a warning I'm sure she'd of responded. Ahh fuck it he's a murdering cunt and now he's trying to get away with it, feed him to the lions the twat.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Under cross-examination the Detective revealed the 'witness' who heard them arguing was 600m away! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

He also admitted that he didn't read the label on the bottles so called Testosterone. The defence claim the bottles contained a herbal remedy used be athletes. The unlicensed gun apparently belongs to his dad.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Why didnt he shout a warning I'm sure she'd of responded. Ahh fuck it he's a murdering cunt and now he's trying to get away with it, feed him to the lions the twat.

I hope they have the sense to remove any parts that. May be harmful to the lions first.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Is it politically incorrect to find those blade feet terrifying. If I woke up in the middle of the night and a man was stood in my room I'd be quite scared but I'd react, if I woke up and a man with those blade feet was stood there I'd probably pull the quilt over my head and start crying.

[The Golden Eel]

Just read this comment on the Huffington Post article, made me laugh:

 

"I have been so affected by this story. I found it weird, unsettling. I don't believe for a minute that this was an accidental shooting. He has a history of domestic incidents. He proubably shouted his head off at poor Reeva, she locked herself in the bathroom as she was scared, and he gunned her down as he was p****d off she wouldn't come out. My first thought was 'drugs' but he sounds like a volatile character. I feel so, so sorry for the woman...Not exactly what you expect of Valentine's. I hope he rots in hell!"

[Fowlers God]

Notice how his uncle looks more like him than his dad? There is more to this than the eye first meets.

[billypilgrimnz]

If his story is truthful, it makes him the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived. You share a bed with a woman, wake up late at night, hear noises in the bathroom, and instead of thinking "That's probably my girl, taking a piss" and checking to see whether she is in bed, or going to the bathroom and asking "Is that you dear, taking a piss?' you go for a gun and shoot 4 times through a locked door?

 

What a fucking moron.

[Champ]

If his story is truthful, it makes him the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived. You share a bed with a woman, wake up late at night, hear noises in the bathroom, and instead of thinking "That's probably my girl, taking a piss" and checking to see whether she is in bed, or going to the bathroom and asking "Is that you dear, taking a piss?' you go for a gun and shoot 4 times through a locked door?

 

What a fucking moron.

 

And how much is his legal team charging him for their advice?

[Furmedge]

The copper in charge of the case has been charged with seven murders himself apparently and is currently under investigation. Mad world.

[Captain Turdseye]

The paralympian scandal doesn't end here. Ellie Simmonds has been arrested now on small arms charges.

[Champ]

The paralympian scandal doesn't end here. Ellie Simmonds has been arrested now on small arms charges.

 

You'll go to a bad place, CT *gives hard stare while trying not to laugh* (you'll get used to doing them)

[JohnnyH]

Even if Pistorius gets bail, I doubt he’d be able to stump up the required amount.

[A Red]

Apparently Reeva had been in an abusive relationship before meeting Oscar and had had her back broken. So its her fault then.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Apparently Reeva had been in an abusive relationship before meeting Oscar and had had her back broken. So its her fault then.

 

She said he was the Bane of her life.

[Anny Road]

You're in bed with a woman. You are woken by noises in the bathroom. Women is not in the bed so you pull out your gun and fire 4 shots through the bog door.

Like fuck you do.

[Acid]

You're in bed with a woman. You are woken by noises in the bathroom. Women is not in the bed so you pull out your gun and fire 4 shots through the bog door.

Like fuck you do.

 

I would. I hate being woken up in the middle of the night.

[Hand Shandy]

The South African justice system is mental.

 

This bail hearing has lasted longer, and heard more evidence, than a lot of murder trials!

 

As an aside, I reckon he shot her because she stood up to wipe her pipe.

[Alan Sex]

Maybe he just wanted to give her the boot, then realized that was never going to happen.

[PestiRed]

Presumably, according to his defence, it is not murder in South Africa if you shoot a burglar to death through a door without knowing whether you are in any actual danger? Fucked up country

[Bjornebye]

all he needs to say is he was in bed with a semi, she said she was going to 'freshen up' before some sex, and then this putrid smell came from the bathroom. she was having a shit 6 feet away from his stroking his rod. so he shot the scruffy twat 4 times through the door then finished her off with a cricket bat.

 

fairs fair.

[VladimirIlyich]

all he needs to say is he was in bed with a semi, she said she was going to 'freshen up' before some sex, and then this putrid smell came from the bathroom. she was having a shit 6 feet away from his stroking his rod. so he shot the scruffy twat 4 times through the door then finished her off with a cricket bat.

 

fairs fair.

 

Hear speaks the voice of experience.

[General Dryness]

all he needs to say is he was in bed with a semi, she said she was going to 'freshen up' before some sex, and then this putrid smell came from the bathroom. she was having a shit 6 feet away from his stroking his rod. so he shot the scruffy twat 4 times through the door then finished her off with a cricket bat.

 

fairs fair.

 

Bjornebye knows.

[index1000]

Just read this comment on the Huffington Post article, made me laugh:

 

"I have been so affected by this story. I found it weird, unsettling. I don't believe for a minute that this was an accidental shooting. He has a history of domestic incidents. He proubably shouted his head off at poor Reeva, she locked herself in the bathroom as she was scared, and he gunned her down as he was p****d off she wouldn't come out. My first thought was 'drugs' but he sounds like a volatile character. I feel so, so sorry for the woman...Not exactly what you expect of Valentine's. I hope he rots in hell!"

 

Not exactly what you expect of Valentine's

 

has to be almost the best line ever.

 

Of course Simon's infamous request to the moderators to please remove his statement about arranging to have the Gypsy who had stolen his dog, kidnapped or killed ,is still the King.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Not exactly what you expect of Valentine's

 

has to be almost the best line ever.

 

Of course Simon's infamous request to the moderators to please remove his statement about arranging to have the Gypsy who had stolen his dog, kidnapped or killed ,is still the King.

Often on damp dreary days I remember that line. That was a classic.

[Fowlers God]

Following this live on the telegraph and the mood is that he will be granted bail of some kind