Oscar Pistorius

[Mathewbet1]

Now the police have arrested him I dont think he's got a leg to stand on.

[Byrnie]

Classic Matthew.

[VladimirIlyich]

Now the police have arrested him I dont think he's got a leg to stand on.

 

Seems you didnt read the thread very well.

[Josef Svejk]

Seems you didnt read the thread very well.

 

His forum mole's not the most reliable.

[Chocoholic]

 

Ooooops!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Police now saying he shot at her 4 times.

 

Apparently the first shots were a couple of feet off

[Bjornebye]

Apparently the police turned up and disarmed him. Fucking heartless cunts.

[Bjornebye]

Was listening to that last night. It's boss.

 

Sure you don't mean my bloody valentine?

[The Acolyte]

Two shots sounds like it may well have been deliberate to me as I'd expect her to shout out or scream from the first shot and if hes living with her he'll have certainly heard her shout and scream before.

 

Not if you're blurry eyed and you're woken up by someones elephant tip toing at o4:00 in the morning, see's a movement in his bed room grabs the gatt near his bed and lets off a few shots. All this is based off a load of assumptions.

 

1. He was in bed and he let off the shots from his bed. If it occured elsewhere then this means he had time to put his legs, so he wasn't blurry eyed so the mistaking her for a burglar excuse is looking shaky.

2. He keeps the gatt by his bed if he was walking around with the gun and was fully conscous why didn't he shout out a warning?

3. If the shots were on top of each other there is no way of telling which one came first. Basic marksminship principles is you go for centre mass. A head shot is too risky as theres always the chance you can miss. If they can prove which shot came first and its not in his favour, he's screwed.

[stringvest]

What if you've been up all night arguing with the elephant, and tempers got frayed?

[Mathewbet1]

Police are stumped regarding his motives.

[Mathewbet1]

''Neighbours say he seemed happy the day before - walking around with a spring in his step''

[Lario]

In all fairness to the guy, he couldn't kick her out.

[ChrisM]

YES BUT HAS HE GOT A LEG TO STAND ON

[Alan Sex]

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Dedicated to Mr. Pistorius.

[Fugitive]

Police found a 9mm pistol and two sawn-offs.

 

*Applauds*

[Fugitive]

Fuck him, the shit cunt. So he won a few medals at the spacker Olympics.. I've got both my legs mate so I win!!!

 

He did fuck all at the normal Olympics so he can piss off.

[Red Banjo]

He can't be the first guy to wake up legless on valentines day and shoot in his Mrs face, imagining she was someone else.

[Alan Sex]

I now choose to picture Pistorius with a gun leg - like in that Tarantino film.

[lifetime fan]

Surely Oscar Pistorius isn't the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentine's Day... shoot all over his wife's face... and imagine it was someone else?

 

He can't be the first guy to wake up legless on valentines day and shoot in his Mrs face, imagining she was someone else.

 

 

09.38 I posted that this morning, you are MatthewBet1 and I claim my five pounds.

[Champ]

Surely Oscar Pistorius isn't the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentine's Day... shoot all over his wife's face... and imagine it was someone else?

 

He can't be the first guy to wake up legless on valentines day and shoot in his Mrs face' date=' imagining she was someone else.[/quote']

 

Had that one, Red/Mr Banjo

[Red Banjo]

Fuck sake

[Andriy Voronin]

does not have "LEG" to "stand ON"

[Fugitive]

does not have "LEG" to "stand ON"

 

[Bjornebye]

Fuckingbtwat, she gets fitter every time I see a picture.