Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Sweeney287]

we are 9 points ahead of the with 13 games to go. We have (for the 1st time since the perm began) a better starting 11. We have confidence, they are lacking it. The only way a Utd team in the past could get ahead of us would have been down to slur. Instead they have Moyes. 

 

If they finish ahead of us i'll also get my coat because that would be fucking ridiculous. I was scared they would sign a few decent players in january, ok they got Mata but the way they play doesn't suit him and unless they get him, Rooney and Van persie firing and very quickly.. they are really fucked. 

 

Arsenal will twat them on wed that I'm certain of and if we beat fulham I reckon he will be sacked as they defo won't be getting top 4. their next home game is against us isn't it? 

Yep, 4 away games and all very possible losses.

[The Acolyte]

They will not win the CL, they still may get ahead of us yet, that's for sure.

More chance of me waking up to Halle Berry noshing me off begging me to puncture her dirty dishcloth holder!

[The Golden Eel]

Moyes celebration when United went 2-1 up was cringeworthy.

Big time - man under pressure.  He keeps trying this "not feeling the pressure" act in interviews too but that response showed it.

 

Was it just the crowd he turned tound to?  Please tell me it was Fergusgimp he turned round to.

[Xherdan]

For me, that moment when they all went crazy after the going 2-1 up was the real low point of the season for them. The stadium went wild and Moyes was in a fist pumping frenzy. It was Fulham, the league's bottom side.

[Torvald Utne]

I think they'll beat arsenal but no way will they get 4th

[Dr Nowt]

Suarez against Evra 2014 model to come soon. 

 

http://youtu.be/IBH97ma9YiI

 

You've woven all you can but Webb's not on the payroll.

[magicrat]

For me, that moment when they all went crazy after the going 2-1 up was the real low point of the season for them. The stadium went wild and Moyes was in a fist pumping frenzy. It was Fulham, the league's bottom side.

Nah mate , lets be accurate . It was Fulham reserves.

[LFC64]

Suarez against Evra 2014 model to come soon. 

 

http://youtu.be/IBH97ma9YiI

 

You've woven all you can but Webb's not on the payroll.

Ambition makes Moyes look pretty ugly

[Kant]

For me, that moment when they all went crazy after the going 2-1 up was the real low point of the season for them. The stadium went wild and Moyes was in a fist pumping frenzy. It was Fulham, the league's bottom side.

Yeah and wasn't it Rooney on his knees in their penalty area going proper mental too

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Just to point something out. We are actually effectively 10 points ahead of them, as our goal difference puts theirs to shame.

[Tj hooker]

Just had a quick look at Redcafe some on there are saying they will take a 2-0 defeat my god he really has lowered expectations at the Old Toilet

[Horus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=23
 
 
 
Why isn't the YT code working?

[Russ Atmosphere]

 

The last time anyone helicoptered into this much trouble they made a film about it...

 

[Unrighteous]

 

[polymerpunkah]

"Moyesie Time"

[Adebisi]

Anyone got footage/GIF of them going off at the ref when they didn't get a penalty? I only heard it on the radio and they made it sound like Rooney was up in the ref's face. Pretty sure they didn't show it on MOTD, whether it's because it wasn't as bad as the radio made out I dunno. 

[The Acolyte]

 

The last time anyone helicoptered into this much trouble they made a film about it...

 

Sorry but got no sympathy for Mata, he knew what he was getting into when he joined that Titanic of a club. Mercenary

[johnsusername]

I don't care what anyone says, I still fear them getting one over us either going on a run or somehow winning the CL when we finish 4th, This thread reminds me a bit of the Torres 'should of stayed at a big club' thread, I've only known football since '94 and I'll need a few years of them being shit before I think this is for real

 

I don't care, I'm laughing while the going's good. It might change in a few months, so why miss the opportunity? They're the Costa Conchordia. The passengers are abandoning ship and the man in charge has lost it.

 

And who cares about Torres? He was the perennial substitute in those euro cup wins - everyone knows it. He knows it. Bit part player. Those medals are worthless.

[The Acolyte]

I don't care, I'm laughing while the going's good. It might change in a few months, so why miss the opportunity? They're the Costa Conchordia. The passengers are abandoning ship and the man in charge has lost it.

 

And who cares about Torres? He was the perennial substitute in those euro cup wins - everyone knows it. He knows it. Bit part player. Those medals are worthless.

Didn't the Captain of the Costa Conchordia abandon ship before the passengers?

Sounds more like Ferguson to me. Old Bacon Face saw the writting on the wall and got out fast.

He knew the team needed a major overhaul, RVP was a plaster on an axe wound and the signings he made a few years ago are not a patch on the Giggs, Beckhams and Scholes brigade of yester year. If his youth side was dripping with talent he'd stay put them all in the first team and make out he discovered them all, but the cupboard is bare.

[magicrat]

 

Nice compliment from Dan Burn . Moyse has got UTD playing Conference style football. He couldn't even manage that at Everton. Top work Davey boy, more of the same please

 Man Utd remind Fulham's Dan Burn of Conference football

Fulham defender Dan Burn has likened defending against Manchester United to playing in the Conference.

Burn, 21, played 10 times in the division for Darlington in 2011 and helped Fulham field 81 crosses in their 2-2 draw at Old Trafford on Sunday.

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I'm six foot seven so it helps when dealing with those sort of balls

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Dan BurnFulham defender

"I've never headed that many balls since the Conference," said Burn. "We knew that was going to happen and I was happy for them to play like that."

Fulham boss Rene Meulensteen said United's style was"straightforward".

United's 81 crosses broke a Premier League record that had stood since 2006, but only 18 found a player in red.

Darren Bent's injury-time header secured Fulham's first point in four matches but manager David Moyes defended his side's tactics, stating playing with width was "in United's genes".

"I'm six foot seven so it helps when dealing with those sort of balls," added Burn, who made 22 clearances in the match.

"Manchester United still have amazing players - on another day they could have scored more often but we defended really well."

Fulham sit bottom of the Premier League and host Liverpool on Wednesday while United travel to Arsenal.

[Barney_Rubble]

Haha, magicrat got in there first.

 

You know things are hilariously bad when bottom-of-the-table team defender starts taking pot shots at the mancs from a distance.

[Ne Moe Imya]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E

[Horus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E#t=23

 

 

 

Why isn't the YT code working?

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Pi4icjQ8E

 

How sis you get that working? I couldn't get the code to work on that vid earlier.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Dunno.

 

Just clicked on the "youtube" button (which you can't see right now for some reason, but if you highlight the space next to the twitter button it is clickable) and then pasted the link.

[DJLJ]

How sis you get that working? I couldn't get the code to work on that vid earlier.

You need to remove #t=23 from your youtube code