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...or hanging on a strap-on - the ol' man knows.

My Italian is a bit rusty these days, but I think it means "Four cocks in there".

Fat chance.

What I posted was/is still miles ahead of your own contribution to this thread (which was, up to that point at least, the grand total of fuck all): TrWUMo indeed...

Jacqueline Pearce as Servalan in Blake's 7:

The only thing which needs rectifying is your browser and/or its settings as I see all them images. If you are still in the dark, so to speak, head to ancensored.com and search for Rosamund Pike where you'll find what you're looking for.

Another golden oldie... Here are a few more: Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal.

Seconded, but the image you posted isn't doing her any justice... Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal.

Aye, quite the fucking messiah that he is... the whole nation is giving him the payback he and his poxy party richly deserves right now. As one TLW forumite used to say - "You've made your bed and guess what... it's bedtime".

I still maintain that the biggest problem in this country is that oxygen thief Nick Clegg deciding to become a politician and "lead" that joke of a party to "form a government" with the tories.

Nick Clegg?

The same way Connor Wickham did it - just ask Citeh and Chelsea. When there's will, there's a way.

If I could, I'd drag lil Luis on the field to play for us, just to see that obnoxious cunt pop a vein and lose it completely. That'd be hilarious to watch, like a slow-mo car crash.

It ain't just you mate. It was very apt. As for the bird in question - she'll get a game...

You can take that "studge" bullshit back to St fucking Albans!

Moyes' sacking by Manchester United 'imminent' Moyes' sacking by Manchester United 'imminent' ESPN staff April 21, 2014 Sources at Manchester United have confirmed to ESPN that David Moyes' sacking by the club is imminent. In an ironic twist, United's 2-0 defeat to Everton - on Moyes' first return to Goodison Park since leaving for Old Trafford last summer - appears to have proved to be the final straw after what has been a dismal campaign for the club. Sir Alex Ferguson handpicked Moyes to be his successor at Old Trafford following 27 years in charge at Old Trafford, but Moyes has lasted just 347 days. Moyes signed a six-year deal at United, but despite completing less than 12 months of it will only be paid one year of severance pay, according to reports. Ryan Giggs is reportedly set to step into the breach until the end of the season. The reigning Premier League champions have slumped to seventh in the table this season, and will finish the campaign with their lowest ever Premier League points total. The defeat to Everton was their 11th in the league this campaign, and United will miss out on Champions League football next season for the first time since 1995-96. Despite Moyes continuing to stress he had the long-term support of the club following Sunday's match, it appears that United's owners, the Glazer family, have finally lost patience with him. Last week Moyes spoke of being "well into" his transfer plans for the summer, and said he hoped to sign several targets before the start of the World Cup on June 12. Southampton left-back Luke Shaw had reportedly been lined up in a £30 million deal, with Sporting Lisbon midfielder William Carvalho also said to be one of Moyes' top targets. Following the match at Everton, Moyes said: "They [the supporters] realise it has been a difficult season. They understand it has not been good, I recognise it has not been good, it needs to be better "Everybody knows that we are on track to make changes and do some different things. We are rebuilding, we have got things we want to do." Club sources told ESPN last week that the Glazers were demanding Moyes secure a Europa League finish, but even that could be out of reach for United now with the club six points behind sixth-placed Tottenham with four games remaining. Moyes' reign has lurched from one disaster to another this season. United have lost to Liverpool, Manchester City and Everton home and away, with Ferguson even coming under fire from supporters near the directors' box during the 3-0 home defeat to Manuel Pellegrini's side. A plane displaying the words "Moyes out - the wrong one" was flown over Old Trafford during United's next home game against Aston Villa, in response to the 'Chosen One' banner that adorns a section of the Stretford End in reference to Moyes' status as Ferguson's choice to succeed him. Moyes has only taken six points from the other clubs in the Premier League's top seven this season, with one victory against Arsenal at home. They have also suffered humiliating defeats at Old Trafford to West Brom and Newcastle, and went down 2-0 in their Champions League last-16 first leg in Olympiakos before Robin van Persie's hat-trick in the second leg sent them through to the quarter-finals. United were also knocked out of the League Cup in the semi-finals by Sunderland, and suffered a third-round FA Cup exit at home to Swansea. If the above is true, it looks as though Gollum will get just 1 year severance pay, pity that! I am also hoping that Giggsy's appointment is long term so that he could continue the good work build on the strong foundations laid in by The Chosen One.

haha, brilliant!

Lucas was his usual self today - giving away silly fouls in dangerous areas. We missed Hendo today, no question.

Well said! Spot on. As for Johnson, he's been gash for quite some time now. The sooner we fuck him off and get Kelly or any of the youngsters come in, the better. Amen to that! After the game I felt physically sick. In fact, I felt exactly like John Travolta did in that scene from Pulp fiction: "And now if you'd excuse me, I'll go home and have a heart attack" indeed. If we play like that against Chelsea next week, we are toast, simple as that. I really hope we can get Sturridge fit for that game. I also hope we keep the ball better and exercise a better control of the game, particularly in midfield. With our original target of CL football achieved (guaranteed 3rd place, whatever happens), we can now aim for the big one! Onwards, and upwards - we are 7 points from greatness now...

You'd know that, wouldn't you?

No! If we win 3 and lose 1, our goal difference must be better than Citeh to win the league. To put it another way, if we lose 1:0, then we need to score 5 more goals in our remaining 3 games than Citeh to win it. If we lose 2:0, then we need 6 more goals and so on, you get the idea.

Agreed on all counts... Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal. Absolutely. If nothing else, we owe Sunderland that for the effort they've put in this week (and for the reds on loan involved in that). Regardless of the result tomorrow, I'd love to do "an Arsenal" on the chavs when we play them next week and have Suarez celebrate his hattrick in front of that ubercunt. Failing that, another 1:0 and a ghost goal will surely tip Jose over the edge.

Mourinho loaning Lukaku and a few other players out to damage rivals' chances of winning the league, only for Borini and Wickham to do the same to Chelsea and, possibly, Citeh. Haha, that's schadenfreude for you, Jose!

Didn't watch Citeh - Sunderland game until the last 10 minutes and it was 2:1 to Sunderland, then Citeh scored to make it 2:2. I was kicking meself. Today decided not to watch their entire game in case I jinx it again. Just switched on: Chelsea 1:2 Sunderland. Job done!

I like the cut of your jib.