The Happy January Rumour Mill

[WhiskeyJar]

Outrageous, Impossible, no chance of happening signings?

 

Well here is a good one:

 

Tom Ince

Xabi Alonso

Theo Walcott

And Unfortunately Daniel Sturridge all in at Liverpool in January

100% Happening

 

Melbourne Red

 

 

The only info i have is that Huntelaar is a definite target..

 

Cheers

 

Macca

[Red Banjo]

I've heard Llorente's name linked a fair bit recently.

 

More chance of a blizzard on Bondi beach

[Guest davelfc]

I've heard Llorente's name linked a fair bit recently.

 

More chance of a blizzard on Bondi beach

 

 

Snow falls at Bondi Beach - The West Australian

[Red Banjo]

 

Snow falls at Bondi Beach - The West Australian

 

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[ILikeLiverpool]

Some people think we can sign Cavani too. He's Uruguayan, Suarez is Uruguayan, erm, why wouldn't he want to come?

 

I keep hearing Sturridge is first choice with Walcott as a backup if that falls through. Not sure i'd do it that way round, but i'd expect Chelsea to want too much for Sturridge.

[xerxes]

Alonso is an interesting call. It would be great to have him back, but would be a difficult deal to do. He would want monster money, and at 31, will FSG countenance that? he would run a Rodgers pass and move side.

 

Walcott- I can't see happening, he will want CL football- and wages

 

Sturridge I would have thought is very likely- we are as good as he is going to get and he has burned his bridges at the Bridge.

 

Tom Ince is a classic Rodgers signing.

 

Honda is the one I keep hearing- he has a good engine too.

[ILikeLiverpool]

Honda is the one I keep hearing- he has a good engine too.

:D

 

Would be made up if we signed him, so for that reason i can't see it happening.

[xerxes]

Would be made up if we signed him, so for that reason i can't see it happening.

 

The commercial and sponsorship dimension to him is significant.

 

There was a fascinating section in the Mancs most recent share issue prospectus in which they spoke about making signings with global marketing appeal- Honda would sell a lot of shirts in the far east.

[MLB]

The commercial and sponsorship dimension to him is significant.

 

There was a fascinating section in the Mancs most recent share issue prospectus in which they spoke about making signings with global marketing appeal- Honda would sell a lot of shirts in the far east.

 

 

Yes, that's what we should be looking for, someone who will "sell a lot of shirts in the far east."

 

People may as well forget about us signing Llorente, Huntelaar, Bent or anyone like that. I very much doubt that we're interested in Honda either.

 

We would be mad not to take Xabi if he wanted to come back and if the fee was small. Not sure I can see it happening though.

 

Sturridge, Walcott, Ince and Ba are the most likely possibilities by far.

[Anubis]

All I've heard from my sauces is that Messi is in talks.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Word on the street. John wark is the man on everybody's lips. Apparently Movember revitalized him reborn a new, like aslan the lion the version with Liam Neeson's voice.

[brucespanner]

All I've heard from my sauces is that Messi is in talks.

 

The Ketchup talking to you again?

 

It's time A, you have to go see someone about household condiments telling you stories, it's for the best.

 

Whatever next? The Mayo telling you to set fire to next doors house after you rape and kill the wife, who you've always had a thing for, and to keep the fit, but legally questionable age wise, daughter in your basement as a sex pet?

 

I'm just thinking of you kid, peace.

[TheHitman]

Seems our old friend the Qman is still waiting for us and Beskitas are in a bit of financial trouble, make it happen Brendan.

 

After two months in footballing exile, Quaresma eventually agreed to hack 750,000 euros off his salary, which many perceived as a concerted effort on his part to get himself back in the Besiktas hierarchy's good books and, as a result, back into the first-team picture.

 

However, Besiktas board member Ahmed Nur Cebi has presented a very different spin on things, claiming that Quaresma only agreed to lower his wages after it was reported to the board that the former Inter Milan and Chelsea winger had exposed his genitals to a female staff member at the club's training complex and -- and there's no easy way to say this -- urinated on the team's 'outfitter and equipment handler', i.e, their kitman, though under what circumstances we're not entirely sure.

 

Ricardo Quaresma to sue Besiktas chief over claims he flashed genitals at physio and urinated on kitman - ESPN FC

 

[RedRazor]

Honda is the one I keep hearing- he has a good engine too.

 

:D - best line so far today

[xerxes]

Yes, that's what we should be looking for, someone who will "sell a lot of shirts in the far east."

It's a sign of the times I am afraid.

[TheHowieLama]

:D - best line so far today

 

It was even funnier three years ago when it was first used.

[Anubis]

The Ketchup talking to you again?

 

It's time A, you have to go see someone about household condiments telling you stories, it's for the best.

 

Whatever next? The Mayo telling you to set fire to next doors house after you rape and kill the wife, who you've always had a thing for, and to keep the fit, but legally questionable age wise, daughter in your basement as a sex pet?

 

I'm just thinking of you kid, peace.

 

The mustard (Coleman's Old English, naturally) is telling me (in David Cameron's voice) to murder everyone who has ever used the name 'Bruce' in any capacity whatsoever.

[brucespanner]

The mustard (Coleman's Old English, naturally) is telling me (in David Cameron's voice) to murder everyone who has ever used the name 'Bruce' in any capacity whatsoever.

 

Even...

 

 

Good luck with that, she'll eat you for breakfast *fnar fnar*

[Anubis]

Even...

 

Especially.

[lifetime fan]

Isn't Honda out of contract in the summer?

 

I'd have some of that.

[brucespanner]

Especially.

 

What about...

 

 

Professor of Innovation Management and Strategy, Manchester Business School

and CRIC?

 

You'd be a cold man to deprive the world the talents of this fecker!

[RoyHodgeGone]

Perhaps Walcott and Sturridge could be decent signings for the right price but for me targeting those guys just smacks of laziness. Are we really spreading the net widely enough, looking all over the world for the best affordable talent?

[Anubis]

You'd be a cold man to deprive the world the talents of this fecker!

 

The mustard says he's got to go. It's quite insistent.

[brucespanner]

The mustard says he's got to go. It's quite insistent.

 

Surely...

 

 

With his unmistakable presence -- characterized by an obese figure, oversized red glasses, a shaggy blonde mane, and a scruffy, unkempt beard -- Bruce Vilanch checked in as one of Hollywood's most colorful characters for decades. His effeminate presence and apparel (both of which played up Vilanch's open homosexuality) only heightened this.

[Dan]

Who the fuck is melbourne red?