Would it be racist to...

[Uncle_Meat]

I wouldn't be a bit surprised if it turns out he's pregnant.

 

Maybe he made himself pregnant in some hilarious, as yet untold, anecdote.

 

Si. Have you been trying to fuck yourself in the mimsy?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I am not sure the GF is ready for such a tale of woe and sadness.

[Stouffer]

He could end up being his own father, like Lister.

[celeryBADboy]

I can only speak for myself, but from the sounds of it I would say Simon would have still struggled. If that was me I would have gone to the doctors as well.

 

Just the thought of melons' name gets me going.

 

Oh, and weight gain stuff causing erectile disfunction, can only mean steds.

 

No was some Weight Gain stuff i bought from a Pharmacist in France

[silverlining]

No was some Weight Gain stuff i bought from a Pharmacist in France

 

Any luck in tracking me down yet?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

No was some Weight Gain stuff i bought from a Pharmacist in France

 

*taps nose*

 

Pharmacist eh.

[PestiRed]

 

Any luck in tracking me down yet?

 

Try in the sky. Apparently every cloud has one

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Any luck in tracking me down yet?

 

Nah he flopped on that one.

[Bjornebye]

No was some Weight Gain stuff i bought from a Pharmacist in France

 

this is fucking ridiculous now

[Carvalho Diablo]

Nah he flopped on that one.

 

Yeh but don't be counting any chickens just yet SL, the Bad Boy WILL NEVER TIRE OF THE CHASE.

[Chairman Meow]

There will never be such a thing as Honey Badger flu. Honey Badgers are like the Terminator of the animal kingdom a shitty little flu virus isn't going to slow them down.

[robslappa]

No was some Weight Gain stuff i bought from a Pharmacist in France

 

I buy my weight gain stuff from supermarkets. I find they sell nicer beer than pharmacists.

[Pony Princess]

I think you are an OK guy, Si. But have you ever took a deep breath and thought 'what will I add to the gene pool by procreating?'

 

I know it probably seems like a nice idea to have a little human person to take care of but why not just get a cat or a puppy instead?

[Jim MM]

I think you are an OK guy, Si. But have you ever took a deep breath and thought 'what will I add to the gene pool by procreating?'

 

I know it probably seems like a nice idea to have a little human person to take care of but why not just get a cat or a puppy instead?

 

Probably not the best idea.

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/hall-fame-forum/75544-im-fucking-furious-feel-like-going-out-killing-spree-aka-boy-his-dog.html

[celeryBADboy]

I think you are an OK guy, Si. But have you ever took a deep breath and thought 'what will I add to the gene pool by procreating?'

 

I know it probably seems like a nice idea to have a little human person to take care of but why not just get a cat or a puppy instead?

 

Won't be till am settled and sorted shit out mate.

[stringvest]

Any luck in tracking me down yet?

 

I'd be fucking embarrassed to admit to going out in Weybridge any night of the week. Desperate stuff.

[silverlining]

I'd be fucking embarrassed to admit to going out in Weybridge any night of the week. Desperate stuff.

 

It's a very nice, family restaurant and does a very good Osso Buco. Well, it has to really.

[stringvest]

It's a very nice, family restaurant and does a very good Osso Buco. Well, it has to really.

 

Tell that to Pizza Hut

[zigackly]

It's a very nice, family restaurant and does a very good Osso Buco. Well, it has to really.

 

With or without gremolata?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I buy my weight gain stuff from supermarkets. I find they sell nicer beer than pharmacists.

And that leads to cockflop too.

[Sugar Ape]

Bump.

 

I demand this thread be put in the Hall of fame.

[Bjornebye]

Was nowt really turned out to be some weight gain stuff i was taking in France was making me unable to get an erection. Had a doctor play with my balls for about 5 mins gave a piss sample. He wanted me to give him a sperm sample but i was unable to get it up. He said it was possible it was the weight gain so i stopped to days later i woke up with a boner and all was good. I went the docs had a wank gave the Sample 2 weeks passsed i was ok thank fuck. Was terrifying for me.

 

[lifetime fan]

Can't believe you missed this first time round.

 

Genius.

[Bjornebye]

Can't believe you missed this first time round.

 

Genius.

 

Who me? I didn't. It just still makes me piss myself. Read the thread from the start again when rapey bumped it (repped) and was in tears.

[Joe Le Taxi]

I missed this.

 

Fucking hell.