Andy Polo

[Zurbaran]

"Liverpool look to have beaten Arsenal in the race to sign South American sensation Andy Polo - with the teenager expected to arrive at Anfield next month according to talkSPORT.

 

The 17-year-old Peruvian prodigy who has been likened in playing style to Brazilian star Robinho, and has been nicknamed La Joya, or 'The Jewel' due to his precocious ability - is set to arrive in England in November.

 

Reds boss Kenny Dalglish has been working tirelessly to negotiate a deal for Polo, and according to reports, has successfully convinced the player and his representatives to travel to Merseyside for further discussion at the end of the domestic season in Peru.

 

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is a known admirer of the talented youngster, and only last week reports suggested he would be on his way to the Emirates Stadium.

 

 

 

 

But the latest developments mean that Polo will now snub Arsenal in favour of spending a month at Anfield with a view to signing a long-term deal to join his South American compatriots Luis Suarez and Sebastian Coates at Liverpool.

 

With a host of other major European clubs keen on signing the Universitario striker, the signing will be deemed a major transfer coup for the Reds if they successfully fight off interest from the likes of Real Madrid and Arsenal to secure Polo's signature."

 

 

 

 

Admittedly its a shite source so was just wondering if anybody had heard anything?

 

Insert shit puns below..

[Kevin D]

Pound for pound the worst signing in the history of the club.

[Moorsey]

He will play in the hole behind the strikers.

[Redder Lurtz]

Looks like a young Pele. Must play like him. Therefore, I'm in.

 

[longballs]

He's mint

[barosrocks]

He won't be getting a taxi from the airport, he'll be coming in his Folks wagon.

[goatboy59]

Will he be as good as Trebor West?

[Rafa_The_Gaffa]

I wonder if he has a brother called marco.

[goatboy59]

Like a lot of "precocious" talents he does have a tendency to get his tactics wrong.

[zigackly]

He might be good on the ball but has he got pacers?

[brucespanner]

If he's anything like his dad we'll make a killing in the Asian market from him.

[goatboy59]

 

"Wait for it......"

[BCM]

[Kevin D]

"Liverpool look to have beaten Arsenal in the race to sign South American sensation Andy Polo - with the teenager expected to arrive at Anfield next month according to talkSPORT.

 

The 17-year-old Peruvian prodigy who has been likened in playing style to Brazilian star Robinho, and has been nicknamed La Joya, or 'The Jewel' due to his precocious ability - is set to arrive in England in November.

 

Reds boss Kenny Dalglish has been working tirelessly to negotiate a deal for Polo, and according to reports, has successfully convinced the player and his representatives to travel to Merseyside for further discussion at the end of the domestic season in Peru.

 

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is a known admirer of the talented youngster, and only last week reports suggested he would be on his way to the Emirates Stadium.

 

 

 

 

But the latest developments mean that Polo will now snub Arsenal in favour of spending a month at Anfield with a view to signing a long-term deal to join his South American compatriots Luis Suarez and Sebastian Coates at Liverpool.

 

With a host of other major European clubs keen on signing the Universitario striker, the signing will be deemed a major transfer coup for the Reds if they successfully fight off interest from the likes of Real Madrid and Arsenal to secure Polo's signature."

 

 

 

 

Admittedly its a shite source so was just wondering if anybody had heard anything?

 

Insert shit puns below..

 

[SammyAftershave]

I hope this doesn't see us employing ticcy-taccy style of football.

[Anubis]

I'm sorry, but he's been anonymous in the games he's played for us, and, while I'd hope there's time for him to improve, I've seen nothing to suggest that he will do.

[zigackly]

I can probably quickly google ten young Peruvian strikers better than him. On the other hand, not signing him should be a sackable offence.

[RobbieOR]

We must be fucking minted if we are buying all these players.

[Bobby Hundreds]

South American called Andy, we are not even trying anymore.

[moof]

Oh what's the point? He'll just end up at barca sooner or later anyway

[Newport]

Our new kits:

[magicrat]

Our new kits:

 

is the winner ,

[llego]

Clearly just a smokescreen to diffuse the accusations of racism.

[Mathewbet1]

Heard he's sometimes a bit fruity

[Pidge]

What a waste of money! We must be menthol...