That Woman who shagged the dog

[Captain Turdseye]

Fucking...

 

Fucking......

 

Woof.

[Dr Nowt]

[Carvalho Diablo]

Over three years later, the hound has yet to heal.

 

 

 

Fixed.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I'm not fishing, and I want you to explain to me why it should be a jailable offence to touch an animal's cock.

 

[Pony Princess]

I was washing my horses cock yesterday. Was glad one of the more experienced horse folk pulled me to one side and explained I shouldn't use my mouth.

[Fowlers God]

As it happens, he did do the conveyancing on my house. However he's also good at stopping people from telling defamatory lies, my parents have used him for that in the past, among other things.

 

And it's not my behaviour which is questionable here, so less of the victim blaming.

Your parents fucked dogs too?

[PestiRed]

Given that one of the top search results for Rex is his relationship to Jimmy Saville, I'm not sure I would trust his ability to keep my name pure on the internet

[Strontium]

Your parents fucked dogs too?

Fuck you.

[Spy Bee]

There is actually a song called I Fucked a Dog and His Name Was Rex. It's not by SD though.

[Dr Nowt]

Would having sex (with) Rex effectively be like bumming a backwards xerxes?

 

Which is the greater crime?

 

I'm feeling just like Confucius here.  Was Confucius a tortured, bored, empty man?

[cloggypop]

There is actually a song called I Fucked a Dog and His Name Was Rex. It's not by SD though.

 

[Spy Bee]

Yeah the use of the term 'song' was a bit of a liberty,

[Fowlers God]

Just so it is public, SD I apologise for any offence that was caused out of jest!

[dennis tooth]

A man who fights for the rights of all mankind to touch dog's cocks, and little black boys and little white girls, will one day hold dogs cocks together. I have a cream. I have a dream that my four little puppies will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their fur, but by the content of their scrotum. I have a dream today

[Dr Nowt]

Hahaha!

[Trumo]

A man who fights for the rights of all mankind to touch dog's cocks, and little black boys and little white girls, will one day hold dogs cocks together. I have a cream. I have a dream that my four little puppies will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their fur, but by the content of their scrotum. I have a dream today

 

So says Dr Martin Luther Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Jr.

[Unrighteous]

Christ... I forgot all about this thread. 

 

I read the entire thing.  Again.

 

I couldn't stop laughing. Again.

 

 

Anyway... A bit of a peace offering for old SDF:

 

[littletedwest]

Christ... I forgot all about this thread.

 

I read the entire thing. Again.

 

I couldn't stop laughing. Again.

 

 

Anyway... A bit of a peace offering for old SDF:

 

that's the equivalent of nonce porn to him you deviant

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Would having sex (with) Rex effectively be like bumming a backwards xerxes?

 

Which is the greater crime?

 

I'm feeling just like Confucius here.  Was Confucius a tortured, bored, empty man?

Sex with Rex?

[Dr Nowt]

Sex with Rex?

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

[VladimirIlyich]

Christ... I forgot all about this thread.

 

I read the entire thing. Again.

 

I couldn't stop laughing. Again.

 

 

Anyway... A bit of a peace offering for old SDF:

 

You do realise SD is Korean?

[Dr Nowt]

You do realise SD is Korean?

 

One way or another, its getting eaten.

[stringvest]

Chu Sum Dog

[Dr Nowt]

Suk Fi-Do.

[Fugitive]

What the fuck???

 

That's fucking horrific and I'm pretty sure illegal. I'd be very careful about posting that on the site.