That Woman who shagged the dog

[Josef Svejk]

RSPCA initiates new political campaign:

 

 

[Josef Svejk]

Nick Clegg: 'I'm so hated people put dog mess through my door' | Mail Online

[Carvalho Diablo]

BOOT

 

They walk amongst us...

 

Jailed for sex acts with dog - Local - Hartlepool Mail

 

...and the dog's name had me in stitches.

[Pony Princess]

That article needs more pics of the dog looking sad

[Carvalho Diablo]

That article needs more pics of the dog looking sad

 

As you wish ...

 

[Tom R]

how did I miss this thread?? it's truly amazing!

 

I've learned one thing from it for sure; I'd definitely rather fuck dogs than be a vegetarian.

[General Dryness]

"He didn’t start to show any interest until the dog was sexually mature."

 

At least he isn't a puppy fiddler then.

[stevebaby]

My mate used to know a guy who was a professional horse wanker.

 

 

True story. Apparently he used to be able to pump up a bike tyre in under 3 seconds.

"Insemination technician".

I found out when I was pretty young how stallion owners keep them under control, by wanking them off regularly, and if you've ever seen a stallion going mental it's easy to understand why. Horny stallions are dangerous animals.

[VladimirIlyich]

"Insemination technician".

I found out when I was pretty young how stallion owners keep them under control, by wanking them off regularly, and if you've ever seen a stallion going mental it's easy to understand why. Horny stallions are dangerous animals.

 

So my girlfriends tell me!

 

Ba dum tish.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

That article needs more pics of the dog looking sad

 

Who says it was sad?

[sir roger]

I was more surprised that there is a 2012 Hartlepool Business Awards competition.

[VladimirIlyich]

Andrex is a big LFC fan his favourite is Kenny Dogleash.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The dog has a twin brother called Durex.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Gotta love the old "sex with animals" story...

 

OAP admits sex act with horse - Local - Hartlepool Mail

 

This line made me chortle :

 

Magistrates were told the owner picked up a stick and hit Chamberlin, causing the startled horse to bolt and dragging the pensioner with it.

 

Now that would bring tears to anybody's eyes.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

The Unexamined Life Of Larry Flynt

 

Some consider him a champion of First Amendment rights. Others think he's a vile smut peddler who's made his fortune by playing into the basest of immoral fantasies, particularly those that tend to feature females as victims of violence or molestation. But what does Flynt think of his own experiences as a victim of violence and molestation?

 

Judging by journalist Johann Hari's in-depth profile of the pornographer, the 69-year-old Flynt hasn't seem to have done very much critical thinking about life at all, and hides behind his First Amendment rights. Flynt credits his education about and attitude toward sex from being raised in the hills of Kentucky, saying, "I'm a hillbilly and people like me come to sex without all the hang-ups imposed by the hypocritical morality of the middle class." And that might explain why he has no notable feelings about losing his virginity to a chicken—which he immediately killed afterward, as it was bleeding—when he was nine, saying he didn't feel any remorse because, "It was a chicken."

[Pony Princess]

Mrs Brockbank said the witness described seeing the horse's head in Chamberlin's groin area.

 

The fuck...? How do you get a horse to give you a blowjob?.. Just for knowledge sake...

[Magic Sponge]

 

The fuck...? How do you get a horse to give you a blowjob?.. Just for knowledge sake...

 

Give it an apple.

[Trumo]

The fuck...? How do you get a horse to give you a blowjob?.. Just for knowledge sake...

 

 

"T'would be telling, my dear boy."

[Mel Wood]

He was granted conditional bail with a 7pm-7am electronically-tagged curfew and must live at a hostel in Middlesbrough in the meantime.

 

I know it's a serious offence, but sentencing him to live in Middlesbrough seems barbaric.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I know it's a serious offence, but sentencing him to live in Middlesbrough seems barbaric.

 

No wonder Spanner's missus is giving him the silent treatment !

[Unrighteous]

This thread made me wonder what Stronts is upto...

[Carvalho Diablo]

WARNING ! DOG BUMMER ALERT !

 

THIS IS THE FACE OF A DOG BUMMER

 

THIS MAN IS A BUMMER OF DOGS, HORSES AND HE'D HAVE A POP AT YOUR KIDS TOO GIVEN HALF A CHANCE.

 

HE IS NOT YOUR PEDIGREE CHUM.

 

Pervert locked up indefinitely - Local - Hartlepool Mail

 

 

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By Mail reporter

Published on Thursday 19 January 2012 10:34

 

A DEPRAVED pervert who was caught with sickening pornographic images of children and animals has been jailed indefinitely after a judge branded him a danger to the public.

 

Gareth Owen, 22, was jailed last week for performing sex acts with his pet dog.

 

Yesterday, he was locked up indefinitely under public protection laws at Teesside Crown Court after he was caught with a sick collection of child and extreme animal pornography.

 

The court heard warped Owen lived in a world dominated by his deviant sexual fantasies and posed a high risk to the public.

 

He must serve at least two years behind bars, but was told by the judge he will only be released when parole chiefs decide he is considered safe to society.

 

Owen was snared after he took his computer to a shop to be fixed.

 

Police discovered 72 indecent photos of children and a sickening collection of 126 extreme pictures featuring dogs and horses saved on his computer and a memory stick.

 

There was also evidence he had watched several vile movies which had been deleted.

 

The court heard Owen despised children and felt no empathy for those being abused in the photos.

 

Recorder Jonathan Sandiford said: “That shows to me that the defendant has a total lack of insight into the nature of this offending and the impact it has on the children who fall to be victims.”

 

The judge said Owen was not just a “passive consumer” as he was in contact with other perverts on internet forums where he was seen as someone who could offer help and advice on downloading filth.

 

He had even been in contact over the internet with one abused girl who featured in one of Owen’s photos.

 

But instead of offering her help he pointed her in the direction of extreme porn.

 

Harry Hadfield, prosecuting, said: “He admitted making the images by downloading.

 

“He admitted that he got some gratification out of looking at the photographs.”

 

Two weeks ago Owen, formerly of Bruntoft Avenue, Hartlepool, was jailed for five months by magistrates after he admitted committing sex acts with his pet Labrador dog Andrex and other animals in the past.

 

He pleaded guilty to 17 counts of downloading indecent images of children, one of possessing indecent images of children and one of possessing extreme pornography.

 

Nigel Hedley, mitigating, said: “He has made full and frank admissions.

 

“He considers he’s in this situation because he is a loner.

 

“He has found it difficult all his life interacting with others of his age and older.”

 

Recorder Sandiford said: “He is entirely enveloped in a world of bizarre sexual fantasies where he struggles to recognise what is normal and what is not.

 

“You will only become eligible for release as and when the parole board fe

 

THIS HAS BEEN A CRUFTS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

 

 

WOOF. WOOF.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Pissing myself laughing at this...

 

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[sparta7]

I worked up in Hull for a while, and on my first evening there picked up the local paper and it had a story of a bloke being sent down for banging a goat. He was down the allotments, felt a bit horny, the goat was there and off they went.

 

However the allotments were next to a railway line, and a train was stuck at a red signal, so the passengers were treated to a grandstand view of him going at this goat like an outraged stormtrooper. The Humberside police switchboard went into meltdown with people from this train ringing them up about it.

 

The killer though were the comments after the sentencing, a Humberside copper said "well the goat doesnt appear to be suffering any ill effects". How would he know? The goat might be saying to her mates "yeah....just sex it was, never heard from him since. All men are just bastards...."

[VladimirIlyich]

Was the lads name Billy by any chance?

 

Sorry,just kidding.