*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

32 minutes ago, scudger99 said:

18:18Adam Jones

The last 12 months reviewed

A video is being played now looking back at the highlights over the last 12 months

18:18Phil Kirkbride

Current period “one of the most significant transitions” in club’s history

Denise Barrett-Baxendale reiterates long-term ambition to see Everton winning trophies, playing in the Champions League and all in the “world class stadium”.

Chief exec calls current period “one of the most significant transitions” in club’s history.

Says set-backs expected.

 

 

 

 

The highlights of their season video that started at 18:18 actually ended at 18:18.

Wonder why that is then.......

You'd have thought that all of city's league goals last season would add up to over a minute

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

8 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Are you trying to say this is all on the day they release their disastrous losses? You cynic you.

Me mate, perish the thought. It is conjecture on my part and merely coincidence on theirs.

[Toxteth O'Grady]

I met with Moshiri and he took me by the hand, I said "how is dear old Everton and how does she stand?"

He said "she the most distressful club that you have ever seen, we're massively in debt, but they're hating on the red"

For the wearing of the Red, for the wearing of the Red, they're hanging men and women for the wearing of the Red.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-strike-30m-new-stadium-17567734

 

That’s a striker for January then. Dodgy as fuck.

[Barrington Womble]

6 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-strike-30m-new-stadium-17567734

 

That’s a striker for January then. Dodgy as fuck.

What the fuck is that all about? It seems like money laundering. 

[manwiththestick]

8 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-strike-30m-new-stadium-17567734

 

That’s a striker for January then. Dodgy as fuck.

Haha, well dodgy that. 30 million up front just for the option to name a stadium that is no nearer to be being built today as it was 3 years ago?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

What the fuck is that all about? It seems like money laundering. 

Yup!

[dockers_strike]

30m quid just for the 'option' to be naming partner for a unicorn stadium? Surely not even the PL's financial constraints are that wooly to allow it?

[Davelfc]

I'd imagine Mr Moshiri is hiding in Monaco in case any 'fans' turn up to have a go. 

[Barrington Womble]

Just now, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Yup!

It makes no commercial sense at all... In no way would it get passed uefa ffp. I don't understand it. Why would he not buy a stake in the club? Or for that matter build the stadium and lease it to them? He's effectively paid 30m for the right to buy something that is worth about that over 5 years, but then he'd still have to buy it! 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

12 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

It makes no commercial sense at all... In no way would it get passed uefa ffp. I don't understand it. Why would he not buy a stake in the club? Or for that matter build the stadium and lease it to them? He's effectively paid 30m for the right to buy something that is worth about that over 5 years, but then he'd still have to buy it! 

 

It will be for a player. They must be in real shit, worse than we thought.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Might be to pay ancelotti 

[Marko121]

Just now, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

It will be for a player. They must be in real shit, worse than we thought.

They are saying it has been ring fenced for development 

[Captain Turdseye]

So Usmanov is propping them up after all. 
 

*taps nose*

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 minutes ago, Marko121 said:

They are saying it has been ring fenced for development 

More tattoos for Dan? Another stadium video? A new fence?

[dockers_strike]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

It will be for a player. They must be in real shit, worse than we thought.

According to the echo, they've 'engaged' JP Morgan and and Mitsubishi Finance Group to 'look' for investors and financiers to fund the new stadium. Id say the 30m is the money paid to these two groups to find the right financiers and banks.

 

The question is, if its such a good thing, why arent JP Morgan and MFG providing the stadium build finance themselves?

[The Golden Eel]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Surprised "To win a derby" isn't up there 

[Captain Turdseye]

I didn’t realise they were in Europe. 
 

 

[Harry Squatter]

Please please reassure me that the stadium isn't getting built and my head is about to fall off.

[Dr Nowt]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Sportive? 
 

Suppose they’ll need to take up cycling if they want to compete with Lance Armstrong FC.

[Barrington Womble]

13 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

According to the echo, they've 'engaged' JP Morgan and and Mitsubishi Finance Group to 'look' for investors and financiers to fund the new stadium. Id say the 30m is the money paid to these two groups to find the right financiers and banks.

 

The question is, if its such a good thing, why arent JP Morgan and MFG providing the stadium build finance themselves?

Well to be fair, this is how these organisations work. The people who arrange finance will have nothing to do with those who provide it and in all likelihood will be ring fenced from each other in a business sense. It's a little like when we were using barcap to find a new buyer. 

[dockers_strike]

10 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Please please reassure me that the stadium isn't getting built and my head is about to fall off.

Well, they're engaging some very creative accounting to have secured 30m quid from usmanov for effectively nothing and, nothing tangible needs to come from it. But this is a tiny amount in the scheme of things.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

11 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Please please reassure me that the stadium isn't getting built and my head is about to fall off.

I have bad news for you, friend. They're definitely going right to the top. Nothing but the best is good enough for them. Tables are quaking at the thought of the gargantuan sums of cold hard cash being slapped on to them with incredible force.