*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Reds4Life]

First club which claimed bitter as a shade of blue

[William Morris]

First club in England to not be entirely sure about their own name. Everton, aren't we?

Twas ever thus.

They used to chant "What's our name?"

Then some others would reassuringly respond with "Everton!"

[Pureblood]

First club to cancel production of a DVD due to a late equaliser.

[Jack the Sipper]

First club to note that they were the first club to get 5000 league points twice in an attempt to pad out a tenuous list of firsts.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Where did this amateurish heap of shit come from?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Not the first time I've had to ask that about Everton.)

[jamespp]

First club to cancel production of a DVD due to a late equaliser.

what a Christmas top seller that would of been and Sturridge had to go and spoil it for them

[AngryOfTuebrook]

First club to incorporate the word "nil" on its badge.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

what a Christmas top seller that would of been and Sturridge had to go and spoil it for them

As a weird little aside, I heard some Bluenose historian on Radio Merseyside saying that they have never won a derby 3-2.  As a Bluenose and a trivia-nerd, he was just about jizzing his knickers when he thought it was going to happen.

 

Then Studge goes and ruins everything for them and caps it off with a shitty little dance.  What's not to love?

[Trumo]

No other club has had 'foodlighting' installed since.

[robslappa]

First club to have funds embezzled by an overly camp Coronation Street actor.  (Allegedly).

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Firts team to sign a player thinking he was someone else.

 

First team to be knocked out of Europe before entering the League cup.

 

First club to release a DVD called 'Off to a flyer' based around winning 7 out of 8 games after the xmas period, at one point they even pondered the possibility of European qualification. DVD highlights include 'Tim Cahill's TALISMAN performance against Charlton', and teenage goalkeeper John Ruddy in a brave and fighting performance from the toffee men against Blackburn Rovers.

 

First team to play a parrot at Centre Half.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

First team who are cunts.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

First team to officially sell Crabbies Ginger Ale at half time?

 

First team to have supporters who are capable of outsmarting the basic childhood principles of psychology which normally states that children make choices based on the standard stimulus/response hypothesis, peer group pressure, parental pressure and other outside influences such as TV and advertising. Not them though. Born, not manufactured.

 

First team to have supporters who "bleed blue blood", even though every other human beings blood is red.

 

First team to chuck a banana at a black player but then go on to exhibit mock offence and outrage at racism.

[Nomad]

First club to not wear red in the Santa dash.

 

First Club to set off a purple flair at Anfield.

[Bjornebye]

First team to release t-shirts for welsh people to walk around with slagging off norwegian fans of a club from liverpool 

[Trumo]

First club to mention twice that they've amassed 5000 points in the league.

 

I swear the guy who made that banner probably does the names and numbers on shirts in their club shop.

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

First team in England to field a Klingon in the Premier League.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Where did this amateurish heap of shit come from?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Not the first time I've had to ask that about Everton.)

It's on the wall in the little alcove where the Dixie Dean statue used to stand.

 

First club in Liverpool to be so hard up they had to do a dodgy deal with the council to buy their training complex and then rent it back to them.

 

Only club in Liverpool wanting to share a ground with the club they proclaim to hate.

 

Longest serving top flight club to go ten trophyless years with the same manager.

[shanks69]

first club to insult the war dead by having blue poppies

[Rambo]

Is that "no" history or "know" history?

[Bjornebye]

First club to pay their manager in whisky 

[Fugitive]

First club to have its entire fan base all live on the same road.

 

First club to be bestowed with the honour of being a Manchester United feeder club.

[Anubis]

First club to invent the principle that you don't have to actually win anything to be a winner.

[BRAP]

First club to be sponsored by a Birkenhead bacon factory ,small time cunts

[Jurgens Red Army]

First club to be happy about their fans touting tickets on stub hub