Andy Carroll, what does he do?

[navbasi]

"@DavidGoldWHU: the chances of AC joining West Ham has risen from 50/50 to 75/25 in the last few hours. Will keep u posted. Dg"

[Major Tom]

Oh, Andy, you came and you played without scoring

And we sent you away

 

Tis the best I can do at such short notice.

 

Liverpool striker Andy Carroll set for medical at West Ham - Premier League - Football - The Independent

[Phoenix]

Oh, Andy, you came and you played without scoring

And we sent you away

 

Tis the best I can do at such short notice.

 

Liverpool striker Andy Carroll set for medical at West Ham - Premier League - Football - The Independent

 

I really hope that is true. Even £15 million is too much for him. With the two million loan fee and the fifteen for the transfer, we ONLY lose 18 million on him.

[WhiskeyJar]

My, my, my, Andy Carroll

Why, why, why, Andy Carroll

 

I could see that Geordie was no good for me

He was lost like a slave that no man could free

 

At break of day when they drove that man away, I was celebrating

I cross the street to his house and opened the door

 

There I stood there laughing

I felt the wanker had left for good and laughed some more

 

My, my, my Andy Carroll

[kalasoma]

I really hope that is true. Even £15 million is too much for him. With the two million loan fee and the fifteen for the transfer, we ONLY lose 18 million on him.

 

SHHHHHHh you'll jinx it. We're ok with the £15M really, Mr. Gold. We'll take cash or a credit card. Either is fine and for you, no transaction fee.

[fowler9]

good luck to him

 

wrong player at the wrong time for us at a stupid price but I like him

[Gym Beglin]

[Bogman]

Striker Andy Carroll is having a medical at West Ham United before completing his move from Liverpool.

 

The England striker spent last season on loan at Upton Park where he scored seven goals in 22 Premier League starts.

[Salou]

West Ham have committed a total of £54.86 million pound on Andy Carroll.

 

LFC have a basic £15.5 million + £2 million in clauses plus the loan fee. Wow. Never imagined we'd get that much back for him ever in my wildest dreams. Thank you Sam.

[kalasoma]

Jack Sullivan ‏@jsullivanwhu 21m

Subject to medical Andy Carroll is now a WHU player, 6 year contract. £15.5m plus £2m of extras.

Fingers crossed he medicals fine.

 

If this is a legitimate account, then we'll know soon enough Andy's future. Fingers crossed indeed.

[Spy Bee]

Good business Mr Ayre.

[Bobby Hundreds]

And so endeth the worst football transfer in the history of transferable things.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Fuck Ayre the hicks remnant, turnip cholesterol bitch.

[Bjornebye]

.5 million over what I would have been happy to sell him for. I'm impressed. We need to spend this and a bit more on this armenian fucking quick before spurs get involved.

[Jairzinho]

£15m over what I would have been happy to sell him for. Made up.

 

Bye bye shirehorse.

[Bobby Hundreds]

20 million short of what I wanted for him.

[Sangria]

He will do ok down there, if he keeps himself fit. I just hope it goes through and it is good business all round.

Hope it happens.

[Sangria]

Anyone know how much West Ham paid us for the loan last year.

[The Golden Eel]

£2 million

[dirk grout]

Jack Sullivan ‏@jsullivanwhu 21m

Subject to medical Andy Carroll is now a WHU player, 6 year contract. £15.5m plus £2m of extras.

Fingers crossed he medicals fine.

 

If this is a legitimate account, then we'll know soon enough Andy's future. Fingers crossed indeed.

 

£2 million

 

If this is all true then we've got £19.5m in total. We've got to be happy with that, all things considered.

[Sangria]

£2 million

 

Cheers.

 

So we could in theory end up with almost twenty million back, not bad.

[Lario]

Hope he gets a good reception at Anfield next season. He was just a shit pawn in a shit game.

[Cardie]

Jack Sullivan ‏@jsullivanwhu 21m

Subject to medical Andy Carroll is now a WHU player, 6 year contract. £15.5m plus £2m of extras.

Fingers crossed he medicals fine.

 

If this is a legitimate account, then we'll know soon enough Andy's future. Fingers crossed indeed.

 

[Cardie]

Hope he gets a good reception at Anfield next season. He was just a shit pawn in a shit game.

 

He was just shit.

[BigMike]

turnip cholesterol bitch.

 

Either the best or worst insult ever, not sure which although I will be using it at a later date (provided you haven't slapped a Bale copywrite thing on it!)