TLW Season Tickets - A Plug

[Trumo]

You freeloading cunts who visit the forum every day should pay up for membership. All that Tresemme doesn't come cheap!

[Captain Turdseye]

Repped for being a lazy cunt.

Honestly, I've been thinking about having a cup of tea for the last hour and a half but I can’t be arsed standing up and walking the four yards to the kitchen.

[Strontium]

There's no way to neg Strontium Dog other than signing up. Get it done.

 

Why would they neg me when they can neg vermin like you. Dumb cunt.

[lifetime fan]

Why would they neg me when they can neg vermin like you. Dumb cunt.

 

I have to spread around my negs since I can’t constsantly neg Hermes anymore.

 

My morning routine was a cup of tea, and sit on the bog having a shit dropping 5 neg bombs on him.

 

Think Bitch had the same routine iirc.

[TheBitch]

I have to spread around my negs since I can’t constsantly neg Hermes anymore.

 

My morning routine was a cup of tea, and sit on the big having a shit dropping 5 neg bombs on him.

 

Think Bitch had the same routine iirc.

 

Yep, exactly that, the fucking bum.

[Hades]

Honestly, I've been thinking about having a cup of tea for the last hour and a half but I can’t be arsed standing up and walking the four yards to the kitchen.

Neurological diseases are frustrating as fuck.

[Captain Turdseye]

Neurological diseases are frustrating as fuck.

Which one have you got, pal?

 

I was feeling ferpectly pine last night. I was just being a lazy twat.

[Hades]

Which one have you got, pal?

 

I was feeling ferpectly pine last night. I was just being a lazy twat.

 

Depression.

[Captain Turdseye]

Depression.

As horrible as it is, depression doesn’t buy you a ticket on the neurological disease bus, I’m afraid. Please alight at the next stop.

[Hades]

As horrible as it is, depression doesn’t buy you a ticket on the neurological disease bus, I’m afraid. Please alight at the next stop.

 

Science will classify it as such in the near future. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Science will classify it as such in the near future.

Yeah, well until then, get the fuck off my bus.

 

While we’re on the subject, my new Salah t-shirt got delivered last week. Planning on wearing it for the first time while the game is on tonight.

 

[Hades]

Makes you come across as a Daily Mail-er. 

[Trumo]

Sign up! Sign up! Sign up! You get to see the SD v Hades shitfest in HD, and there are girls in wet t-shirts!

[Captain Turdseye]

Makes you come across as a Daily Mail-er.

[Hades]

The scientific view of depression has progressed from hysteria and melancholy, to a psychiatric disease, to a chemical imbalance, and in recent years of research to a full blown systemic and neurogenerative disease that involves loss of brain tissue in key parts of the brain. Science changes as new diagnostic tools become available. Deal with it. 

[s(k)aturation]

While we’re on the subject, my new Salah t-shirt got delivered last week. Planning on wearing it for the first time while the game is on tonight.

 

 

 

Can we call him "The Pharaoh"?

[Captain Turdseye]

The scientific view of depression has progressed from hysteria and melancholy, to a psychiatric disease, to a chemical imbalance, and in recent years of research to a full blown systemic and neurogenerative disease that involves loss of brain tissue in key parts of the brain. Science changes as new diagnostic tools become available. Deal with it.

[Hades]

People with multiple sclerosis have a 5-10 year shorter life expectancy. People with depression have a 7 year shorter life expectancy as depression increases the risk of coronary artery disease, stroke, osteoporosis and diabetes. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Signing up to the MF cancels all that out and actually increases your life expectancy.

 

Just £2 a month, motherfuckers!

[alles ist gut]

Sign up! Sign up! Sign up! You get to see the SD v Hades shitfest in HD, and there are girls in wet t-shirts!

 

Does Champ know you have that photo?

[stringvest]

Reading Hades posts reduces your life expectancy by 12-15 years. In fact, aaaa

[Strontium]

Hades spends his days lecturing people about mental illness, and his evenings trying to make vulnerable forum members mentally ill. It must be some weird social experiment.

[Hades]

Hades spends his days lecturing people about mental illness, and his evenings trying to make vulnerable forum members mentally ill. It must be some weird social experiment.

How can you be vulnerable and yet have contempt for poor people that are significantly more vulnerable than you? As long as you keep punching down nobody will have sympathy for you.

[Hades]

Reading Hades posts reduces your life expectancy by 12-15 years. In fact, aaaa

Compliment coming from you.

[slimjim75]

Can I set up a monthly subscription using the wife's paypal as I don't have it. Of so please point me in the right direction. Thanks.