Election Night

[Remmie]

Coren just looks stuck up, which in my eyes is a bonus. She is a tad annoying though.

 

The South of England is not all Tories by the way, I really only know a handful of openly Tory people. Closet mother fuckers. They need to admit it to themselves first.

[Guest TK-421]

My sweeping generalisation of the day, the South of England = Tories.

 

It's true. Cunts reading the S*n/Mail everywhere.

[Brownie]

I don't like the Sky coverage; apart from the knobhead presenter, they are marking down official results before they're in based on 'Sky Sources'. Fuck off.

 

Back to the BBC for me.

[Owen]

The Conservative for Washington & Sunderland East is named Ian Cuthbert. Seriously, Ian, it's Sunderland. Your surname is Cuthbert. It was never going to happen Ian. Never.

 

Watched Look North the other night - they had a little clip of the local Tory candidate - Piers (early 20's) - being told to fuck off repeatedly in Barnsley town centre.

[RedKnight]

Never left the BBC, me. Impartial with little editorial bias, and the Tories wanna cut them off at the knees.

[Mel Wood]

The first Tory gains just happened, won Basildon which is a huge surprise and the tories got their 135th on the list swing, which sounds like they are gonna get a majority, most places announced have had a swing of around 9% tory. Not looking good.

 

Right, I'm off to bed then. Could someone wake me up in about May 2015 please?

[Salou]

Have you concluded Sky's coverage is better than ITV or BBC?

 

I keep switching between the three whenever they choose to speak to celeb cunts, or follow Cameron's car etc

 

Channel 4's alternative election has been pretty decent with some good laughs actually. Now sticking to the beeb I think.

[Ian Sea]

Boulton: 'Good news now, Conservatives gain Kingswood...'

 

How the fuck can this be allowed?!?!

 

Boulton is a proper Tory cunt. Sky News is a massive Tory channel, that Kay Burley is as blue as they come. In more ways that one, allegadly...

[The Bugged Out]

though it sickens me to say it, i reckon the tories are going to have a working majority and form a government, very small chance of a hung parliament.

 

I reckon the exit poll was a load of shite

[Mendoza]

Channel 4's alternative election has been pretty decent with some good laughs actually. Now sticking to the beeb I think.

 

Hugely disappointing imo, Brooker hardly on it. Highlight was Jimmy Carr calling Geoff Hoon a fucking cunt.

[Chronic]

who's this irish bird on C4 ?

[Lunatic]

Fuck this I'm over to the BBC... Enough off that smug cunt.. Looks fucked anyways.

[Fugitive]

who's this irish bird on C4 ?

 

Sharon Horgan.

[DPW]

Why the fuck are the Beeb so far behind?! Cant be arsed with the other two channels but the beeb need to crack on!

[Remmie]

I can just imagine Brown saving Clegg from a figure of 8 leg lock that Cameron snidely unleashed, only to Pedigree him to oblivion and then choke slam Cameron's candy ass. Woooooooooooo!

[RoboRiise]

Andrew Neill - fuck off you shredded wheat haired cunt. I want Al Campbell to sling a glass of water in his face then chin him whilst he's distracted.

[Owen]

I can just imagine Brown saving Clegg from a figure of 8 leg lock that Cameron snidely unleashed, only to Pedigree him to oblivion and then choke slam Cameron's candy ass. Woooooooooooo!

 

Cameron would have a shiv hidden on him somewhere.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Coren just looks stuck up, which in my eyes is a bonus. She is a tad annoying though.

 

The South of England is not all Tories by the way, I really only know a handful of openly Tory people. Closet mother fuckers. They need to admit it to themselves first.

 

Large majority though, the people you know will come out and admit it soon enough.

 

Southerners=mainly Tory

[Lunatic]

£200 for the tellers! Fuckin easy money.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Think I'm going to stick with ITV.

 

Sky is presented exclusively by massive cunts.

 

BBC are interviewing Robert Peel.

[Brownie]

Anything but a Tory government, please!

[Guest PurpleNose]

 

Southerners=mainly Tory

 

South East - Tory

South West - Lib Dem

[Wor Horse]

South coast - inbred.

[Monkeywool]

Cocking stupid country bottled it, they could have gone and voted Libs or Labour but when it came to it they choked.

 

Fucking disgrace - I hate this country.

[Guest ShoePiss]

South East - Tory

South West - Lib Dem

 

Thanks for the split details.

 

Southerners=Mainly Tory