Instant cunt identifiers

[General Dryness]

You wanker 

 

What, thats where you were before wasn't it? Thats where you left piggy, pining for confrontation?

[Bjornebye]

What, thats where you were before wasn't it? Thats where you left piggy, pining for confrontation?

 

Portsmouth (southsea) 

 

Piggy is a cunt who can die. You fancy her. You are also a cunt. 

 

Want to pay me some rent so you and miss piggy can make piglets together and fucking rut like cunts while she paints her trotters pretending to be interested? surrounded by rabbit shit and over-flowing bins? 

[General Dryness]

Portsmouth (southsea)

 

Piggy is a cunt who can die. You fancy her. You are also a cunt.

 

Want to pay me some rent so you and miss piggy can make piglets together and fucking rut like cunts while she paints her trotters pretending to be interested? surrounded by rabbit shit and over-flowing bins?

Southampton, Portsmouth? Either way, they're both like your arse. Full of seamen.

 

Instant cunt identifiers? Here's one, gland. Shit rants about whatever you saw on the train that day. Get the bus for some variety. Better class of cunts on them.

[Bjornebye]

Southampton, Portsmouth? Either way, they're both like your arse. Full of seamen.

 

Instant cunt identifiers? Here's one, gland. Shit rants about whatever you saw on the train that day. Get the bus for some variety. Better class of cunts on them.

 

I am the 

[General Dryness]

I had you down more as the eggman actually.

[Alan Sex]

Fancies himself as a protein delivery man.

 

He should give piggy an extra pint.

 

I loooove you, I am the milkman of hyoooman protein...

[Lee909]

I had you down more as the eggman(egghead) actually.

Stig is Vincent Price?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Southampton, Portsmouth? Either way, they're both like your arse. Full of seamen.

 

Instant cunt identifiers? Here's one, gland. Shit rants about whatever you saw on the train that day. Get the bus for some variety. Better class of cunts on them.

Or learn to drive.

[index1000]

To get this back on thread ( not that i am not enjoying BJ and GD's insult tennis)  any one whose name begins with james and ends in corben. A fat hypocritical talentless wankstain cunt.

[Trumo]

To get this back on thread ( not that i am not enjoying BJ and GD's insult tennis)  any one whose name begins with james and ends in corben. A fat hypocritical talentless wankstain cunt.

 

You think James Corden is alright then?

[Champ]

You think James Corden is alright then?

 

I dont get the hate

[cloggypop]

I don't get the acclaim

[PestiRed]

I have never seen a TV programme he has been in.

 

I win

[Boss]

[Captain Turdseye]

I dont get the hate

Full page column in the free edition of that rag apparently. Certainly changed my opinion of him.

[index1000]

I dont get the hate

hes all over that copy of the fucking Scum that was sent out free. 

hes also a talentless fat twat 

[Champ]

hes also a talentless fat twat 

 

Well, he'd not be alone in that. If it was the case, the fat bit aside.

 

I'll give you your other objection

[Chairman Meow]

I dont get the hate

 

In my case it's largely because he's shit, and a cunt. Or as we call them in these parts a shit cunt. 

[cloggypop]

He is a smug, shit, talentless cunt

[General Dryness]

I dont get the hate

Its a woman thing. Maybe its because he looks like a giant baby. They just want to wobble his cheeks and breastfeed him.

 

My missus doesn't get why I hate him either. He's just not funny, and neither is his mate Horne. Shit cunts.

[General Dryness]

Or learn to drive.

Are you kidding skids? This cunt with road rage? He can't cope on a train.

[KMD7]

I dont get the hate

I cant stand him. I think Jack Whitehall is an even bigger cunt though, the unfunny twat.

[Jairzinho]

I cant stand him. I think Jack Whitehall is an even bigger cunt though, the unfunny twat.

 

Have you caught any of that program with his old man?

 

Was like watching someone begin to cry, whilst fucking up a speech, then getting hit by a car, dragged out of the rubble, and bummed by his brother, on national television, whilst their ma had to watch.

 

So fucking unfunny I felt sorry for him. I didn't know where to look. Prevented from changing the channel due to my hands being frozen into paralysis through sheer awkwardness.

[Dr Nowt]

I cant stand him. I think Jack Whitehall is an even bigger cunt though, the unfunny twat.

 

Amen to that. 

 

I really have no adequate words for that skidmark; his success baffling and his act cringe-making in equal measure.  That he far outstrips Corden, who does actually have some acting and writing talent as much as it pains me to say it, as dross regularly infecting my eyes and ears, is quite a barometer.

[stringvest]

Apart from his shenanigans with that shit rag, I have always liked Corden.