Instant cunt identifiers

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fucking hell, where's the beans?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Window licking will be an art form soon.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

When I was on honeymoon in Venice 6 years ago, the biennial was on. The works were all a bit shit. The highlight for me was an egg on a table.

 

I dream of having the creative vision and the mastery of technique to put an egg on a table.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

When I was on honeymoon in Venice 6 years ago, the biennial was on. The works were all a bit shit. The highlight for me was an egg on a table.

I dream of having the creative vision and the mastery of technique to put an egg on a table.

That's basically breakfast Saturday morning in our house when I've been on the lash. Where's my camera ?

[cloggypop]

My mate just spotted this rare species on the bus

 

 

Can't believe it shops at Albert Heijn.

[Mook]

My mate just spotted this rare species on the bus

 

 

Can't believe it shops at Albert Heijn.

 

[cloggypop]

My first thought was Mr Snuffleupagus off Sesame Street.

[setreal]

Would.

[Jairzinho]

Would like to know what it is.

[Pureblood]

Queen Amidala let herself go.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

A massive hairy pile of shite has really let itself go

[VladimirIlyich]

And the latest load of bollocks being paraded as 'art' - saliva portraits. The guy who wrote the article, Will Gompertz, is a pretentious knobhead too. He appears on News 24 every now and then, and looks like an egg in a nest.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40732772

 

 

And the work in question:

 

So Varga is 5 years old then? Impressive for a 5 year old.

[Jairzinho]

Just lacking that wee bit of a haki saki.

[A Red]

A great set of lads

 

 

[Curly]

People who applaud themselves. Fuck off you massive cunts.

Agreed. Give yourself a pat on the back.

[General Dryness]

A great set of lads

 

 

 

Too soon?

[cloggypop]

People who follow youtube accounts called whitelivesmatter.

[Trumo]

As-the-crow-flies jogging cunts.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-40860045/putney-bridge-cctv-of-jogger-pushing-woman-in-front-of-bus
 

 

Putney Bridge: CCTV of jogger 'pushing' woman in front of bus

 

A woman has escaped serious injury after appearing to be pushed by a jogger into the path of a bus.

 

CCTV of the incident shows a man running along Putney Bridge in west London and appearing to shove the 33-year-old into the road.

 

The oncoming bus is forced to swerve into the adjacent lane to avoid hitting her.

 

Sgt Mat Knowles said: "It was only due to the superb quick reactions of the bus driver that she was not hit by the vehicle."

 

The Metropolitan Police said the bus stopped and passengers tended to the woman - who received minor injuries - following the incident on the morning of 5 May.

 

Officers said the jogger ran the other way across the bridge around 15 minutes later and the victim attempted to speak to him, but "he did not acknowledge her".

 

He could easily have avoided her, and that last line shows just how much he couldn't give a shit.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He needs new running shoes. Fired at his face repeatedly. While being worn by a horde of scalls.

 

Street justice.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Bjornebye]

What a fucking wanker 

[thegreatelephant]

 

Keith Jabroni

[RedKnight]

People who have avatars more suited to horny 15 year olds rather than grown men.

[Mook]

Loud people on public transport.

 

Nobody cares about your holiday, your trip to the gym or what's happening on your Facebook page.

 

Pipe the fuck down.

[Bjornebye]

Loud people on public transport.

 

Nobody cares about your holiday, your trip to the gym or what's happening on your Facebook page.

 

Pipe the fuck down.

 

Hell yes. Getting on the bus/train talking in there phone. Just wait till you get off. It can't be THAT important. In-fact I know its not because I can hear you and you are just chatting shit. Inconsiderate public bearing breathing waste of space cunts.