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Fowlers God

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I think my worst porn related experience was:   In Magaluf with my mates when I was about 20 and we went into this shop selling hardcore porn DVDs the likes of which weren't easily available in Engl

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Back in the late 90's pre-internet I had a Vhs Jenna Jameson tape and had given it to a few of the lads on the line in the factory I worked in the time. Anyway this small quiet innocent looking lad ca

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Used to have a fair few on VHS. I was living in a hostel when I was 16 and one day I was rewinding one with a few black girl scenes to the beginning when there was a knock at my door. I pressed stop, answered the door and it was a couple of the other lads that lived there, come round for a spliff. They came in and as they sat down one of them sat on the remote. Up flashes the bluey on the screen and by pure bad luck it had stopped rewinding on the one scene on the video I never used to watch because the bird on it was fat as fuck. She looked like a black version of Bubbles De Vere off Little Britain. It took me weeks to convince them I wasn't cracking one out to it. The fact I'd once drunkenly banged the fat bird in the room next door to mine didn't help my cause either.

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Last and only time i borrowed a porno off anyone was 16 years ago. Managed to get a DVD off my mate, American thing. Was before porn was everywhere, well you had to get it off Limewire and Kazaa.

 

Left it in the computer after id given it a quick once over. My brother found it and grassed me up to my mum. She confiscated it like.

 

She has always seen me as some sort of deviant. I once taped Wrestlemania 10 on a tape from my Dad's. I lent it to my mates who watched it all in the living room. I didnt realise my Dad had taped the Red Shoe Diaries on the tape before i got my little hands on it. My mum got a visit from my mates parents asking why i had lent there little boy a porno. I didnt have a clue. It would never had left my sight if id have known.

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What the fuck is wrong with your brother?

 

I'm not sure what's worse, ratting his brother out to your Mum, or not swiping the porn for his own 'educational purposes'.

 

I remember an episode of the Red Shoe Diaries where Joey from Friends rattled some bird in a lift.

 

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