Aquilani song suggestions?

[RafaLaBamba]

I'm not saying that the la is worthy of a song yet, I'm just trying to get a bit of banter going with a few suggestions of what we could have for his chant;).

 

Best I could come up with is to the tune of Hey there Delilah.

 

Instead of "wooooah it's what you do to me", it will be:-

 

Al-ber-to Aq-uil-la-niiiii

Al-ber-to Aq-uil-la-niiiii

Al-ber-to Aq-uil-la-niiiii

Al-ber-to Aq-uil-la-niiiii

etc

 

Go to YouTube, then type in hey there delilah and play from 0:45.

Lame song but a perfect tune for Aquilani

[Dougie Do'ins]

How about something based around the theme tune of casualty ?

[RafaLaBamba]

Haha. Just singing his name to the tune. Wonder why that tune never caught on with Kewell and Degen.

[Stu Monty]

Dubstep is all the rage.

 

I reckon we definitely need something a bit dubsteppy or we'll be a laughing stock.

 

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I'm using this as a template. I'll produce my work sometime in the near future.

 

Lights are blinding my eyes

That just not helped by

The left being so close to the right

[old skool tom]

where the fuck,where the fuck,

where the fucking hell are you? where the fucking hell are you?

[Jennings]

When he first signed for us, the only thing we knew about him around here was that he had a Mussolini bust in his house. Given that info, I penned this catchy ditty (to the Torres tune)...

 

His armband's a swastika in red. Aqi. Aqi

Work will make you free, he said. Aqi. Aqi.

We got the lad from Italy.

He has strong views politically.

Aquilani - we've already pre-judged him.

[Hooch]

Something with the lyrics "please, please don't be shit" in them??

[Hooch]

 

"HEY AQUALANI!"

[Dougie Do'ins]

He is the crock in our midfield Aqui, Aqui

 

We got the lad from Italy Aqui, Aqui

 

We bought him with a dodgy back

 

So we kept the reciept

 

cos he might need to go back

 

Oh he's Aqui lani

 

I'd do his bird up the shitter.

 

Na na na na na na na na, na na, na na.

[El Rojo]

Alberto Aquilani,

He likes punani,

He came from Ro-ma to Liverpool,

Five foot eleven, he's football heaven

And he collects various Mussolini memorabilia including lampshades, medals, busts, rare prints and facsimile documents.

[Dicko]

Something based around this would be fitting and utterly fantastic if done correctly.

 

[YOUTUBE]RS8KdQi1GRk[/YOUTUBE]

[kop]

To "Smooth criminal". Might just apply to his first match though. The first, and for every come back match after another* injury.

 

Aqui Are You OK?

So, Aqui Are You OK

Are You OK, Aqui

Aqui Are You OK?

So, Aqui Are You OK

Are You OK, Aqui

Aqui Are You OK?

So, Aqui Are You OK?

Are You OK, Aqui?

Aqui Are You OK?

So, Aqui Are You Ok, Are You Ok, Aqui?

 

 

 

 

 

*knock on wood.

[Lucky Pierre]

I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me,

Aqui, Aquilani...

 

Repeat until fade.

[declan]

I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me,

Aqui, Aquilani...

 

Repeat until fade.

 

Heard a song for him to that tune on the irregulars coach a fair few times this season.

 

We're your biggest fans we'll follow you around the country

Aqui, Aquilani

He came from ancient Rome to bring the league back home

Alberto

Aqui, Aquilani.

[Lucky Pierre]

Heard a song for him to that tune on the irregulars coach a fair few times this season.

 

We're your biggest fans we'll follow you around the country

Aqui, Aquilani

He came from ancient Rome to bring the league back home

Alberto

Aqui, Aquilani.

That's the one! I got the irregulars coach back from West Ham and heard that. Awesome!

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

He's boss eye the midfield man

He's boss eye the midfield man

Since we bought him from Roma

He's been in a coma

Boss eye the midfield man

[Dr.Filth]

Aquaman Aquaman

Does whatever Alonso can

Can he score from his own half?

er....well no, actually he can't

but we still love Aquaman.

[Randy Marsh]

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Lady Gaga, Paperrazzi! Has to be!

 

I'm you're biggest fan

I'll follow you untill you love me

Aqui, Aquilani

[GJM]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work he goes

With a dodgy foot

And a fascist salute

Hi Ho, Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Something based around this would be fitting and utterly fantastic if done correctly.

 

[YOUTUBE]RS8KdQi1GRk[/YOUTUBE]

 

Aquilani, Aquilani, Aquilani, Aquilani, Aquilani, Aquilani, Aquilani, Aquilani

[robslappa]

When the crutch hits the deck,

It's a pretty safe bet,

It's Aquilani,

Aquilani

 

When the ankle gives way,

He will show you the way,

That's Aquilani,

Aquilani

[discuit]

Aquaman Aquaman

Does whatever Alonso can

Can he score from his own half?

er....well no, actually he can't

but we still love Aquaman.

 

hahahahaha

[silverlining]

He looks good in a tracky

We call him Purple Aqui

He's boss in midfield tussles

He wants to feel your muscles

[Ted]

'You're going home in a fucking ambulance!'

[Mel Wood]

Ohhhh we bought the man from Roma and his name is Aquilani

In a scrap with Schwarzenegger he could probably kill Arnie!

 

His eyes are slightly wonky and his first name is Alberto

His missus is a model and a tasty bit of skirt though.

 

He used to play with Riise so he's used to disappointment

Now he's living in our treatment room with plastercasts and ointment

 

His ankle is a write-off and we've never seen him played

But he's cheaper than Alonso so the debts are partly paid.