The world of a woman.

[Creator Supreme]

In his world our team is muck, half time is 20 minutes, and Hodgson is still in charge.

No FF on the GF!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

No FF on the GF!

You've got me there, I'm afraid.

[lifetime fan]

She goes on rugby tour tomorrow and I get 5 days peace.

 

“You’re not watching the f**tball tonight are you. I thought you could cook a nice meal for us while I pack and we could have a shag and early night”.

 

Don’t think I’ll be getting that shag!

 

 

I’m home alone, cider, pizza and peace!

 

She’s going out in fancy dress.

 

 

 

[Anny Road]

I'm not drunk anymore and considering my career options.

I applied for a job today as a general worker. 45 hours a week. 10 quid rising to 15 an hour. free clothes, free bus, cheap dinner,

 

 

Imagine turning up for work everyday on a bus. Their Bus. They pay for. To be told what to do, for every minute of the day. The longer they don't tell me thats 3p per second. Plus double rate for night.

[dandyman]

I’m home alone, cider, pizza and peace!

 

She’s going out in fancy dress.

 

 

 

Does this qualify for the “fit birds that fly under the radar” thread, unless you have kids then the “milf” thread could also apply

 

 

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[lifetime fan]

Does this qualify for the “fit birds that fly under the radar” thread, unless you have kids then the “milf” thread could also apply

 

 

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Hahahahaha

 

She’d fucking kill you! She’s 33 and no kids.

[General Dryness]

Tremendous jubblies. I'm sure there's a technical answer, but dont they get in the way when she's playing rugger?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Tremendous jubblies. I'm sure there's a technical answer, but dont they get in the way when she's playing rugger?

I was too polite to say. But, yes. Impressive boobage!

[dandyman]

I would ...

 

 

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[Creator Supreme]

A lot of us have commented on Mrs Cols excellent norkage before, Col is aware and revels in the fact.

[littletedwest]

She asked me was Jamaica in the eu the other night.

 

Your Mrs looks fit there col by the way

[tokyojoe]

She asked me was Jamaica in the eu the other night.

 

Your Mrs looks fit there col by the way

Well Australia is in the Eurovision Song Contest so it's no wonder they get confused.

[lifetime fan]

Tremendous jubblies. I'm sure there's a technical answer, but dont they get in the way when she's playing rugger?

 

When she plays rugby and goes running she has to wear a booband.

 

No I’m not making this shit up, it’s like this...

 

 

 

 

You wear it over a sports bra and it helps keep them strapped in place.

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

She asked me was Jamaica in the eu the other night.

 

Your Mrs looks fit there col by the way

 

 

That is fantastic.

[General Dryness]

When she plays rugby and goes running she has to wear a booband.

 

No I’m not making this shit up, it’s like this...

 

 

 

 

You wear it over a sports bra and it helps keep them strapped in place.

 

 

 

Colin, every day is a fucking school day mate.

[lifetime fan]

Colin, every day is a fucking school day mate.

 

For me too mate!

[Guest]

[Aventus]

I’m home alone, cider, pizza and peace!

 

She’s going out in fancy dress.

 

 

 

Deserves her own thread.

 

Or maybe a TLW WAGS thread. Similar to Fowler1972s failed best looking forum member one, except with birds.

[Trumo]

She asked me was Jamaica in the eu the other night.

 

They were, until they held a referendum and voted Leave. 'Reggxit', they called it.

[lifetime fan]

She rang me stupid o’clock this morning in floods of tears, she was wandering around Magaluf and didn’t know the name of her hotel.

 

Didn’t take it well when I asked her why she was phoning me and not one of the girls she’s away with that would actually know the name of the fucking hotel!

[General Dryness]

She rang me stupid o’clock this morning in floods of tears, she was wandering around Magaluf and didn’t know the name of her hotel.

 

Didn’t take it well when I asked her why she was phoning me and not one of the girls she’s away with that would actually know the name of the fucking hotel!

Why Colin? Why don't you know the name of the hotel? Why? It's our job to know these things.

 

And recommend a good takeaway on the same street while you're at it, I daresay she could do with a scran by the sounds of things.

[lifetime fan]

Why Colin? Why don't you know the name of the hotel? Why? It's our job to know these things.

 

And recommend a good takeaway on the same street while you're at it, I daresay she could do with a scran by the sounds of things.

 

 

She had food with her, she hung up when she got to her room and went to the bathroom to chunder.

 

I'd feel sorry for anyone in Magaluf this weekend. Well I would if they weren't so fucking stupid to go there in the first place. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

She rang me stupid o’clock this morning in floods of tears, she was wandering around Magaluf and didn’t know the name of her hotel.

 

Didn’t take it well when I asked her why she was phoning me and not one of the girls she’s away with that would actually know the name of the fucking hotel!

Good job she's packing knockers

[VladimirIlyich]

She rang me stupid o’clock this morning in floods of tears, she was wandering around Magaluf and didn’t know the name of her hotel.

 

Didn’t take it well when I asked her why she was phoning me and not one of the girls she’s away with that would actually know the name of the fucking hotel!

You are paying a heavy price for those good looks and cracking boobs mate. Tegan's not bad either.

[Trumo]

Where were the rest of her rugby mates when she was wandering around? Did she break some sort of curfew that will force them to send her home early?