The world of a woman.

[Total Longo]

He is called Matthew.....

 

Negged for name-ism.

[mattyq]

Matthew is probably the greatest name in the world

It means gift of God apparently

[Bob]

I'm investing in fruit in case this bullshit catches on

I can do you a good price on orange juice futures, if that counts.

[stringvest]

Matthew is probably the greatest name in the world

It means gift of God apparently

 

I always thought you were gods gift Matty.  Was about the only thing we could agree on.

[Scottish Steve]

So we own a pretty skittish Border Collie. She freaks out at gunshots, fireworks, thunder, especially if we've gone out and left her home alone. So to block out potential noise we stick the telly on if, say, we fancy going to the cinema of an evening. Sounds simple, except the wife has been known to spend upwards of 20 minutes scrolling up and down through the channels looking for something suitable. 'Oh no, Jess wouldn't like Location Location Location, too many advert breaks. Is Gardeners World not on? She loves Monty Don's voice' Does she, aye?.

[Paulie Dangerously]

So we own a pretty skittish Border Collie. She freaks out at gunshots, fireworks, thunder, especially if we've gone out and left her home alone. So to block out potential noise we stick the telly on if, say, we fancy going to the cinema of an evening. Sounds simple, except the wife has been known to spend upwards of 20 minutes scrolling up and down through the channels looking for something suitable. 'Oh no, Jess wouldn't like Location Location Location, too many advert breaks. Is Gardeners World not on? She loves Monty Don's voice' Does she, aye?.

 

 

We used to leave the radio on for our greyhound but never juice FM in case "the beats scared him"

[Bruce Spanner]

Having just been cooked a wonderful scrambled eggs and bacon on toast the following exchange occurred...

 

XY 'why did you not butter the toast?'

XX 'butter is unhealthy and I'm trying to be a little healthier'

XY 'what did you cook the eggs in?'

XX 'butter'

 

I'm giving up even entertaining the idea that there is a users manual someplace and just accept that logic isn't a female trait.

[Oh Buoy]

Genuinely don't know anyone who cooks eggs in butter. 

 

Get rid. 

[PestiRed]

You don't put a knob of butter in your scrambled eggs? You're not living life to the max

[VladimirIlyich]

Milk also works in scrambled eggs,instead of butter. Some people even use cheese but thats not for me.

[Lee909]

 

 

Milk also works in scrambled eggs,instead of butter. .

It really doesnt at all,unless you like that wet muck that crappy cafes try calling scrambled egg.

[PestiRed]

A tiny amount of cream can be added, but you still want the butter

 

Cheese goes on omelettes, not scrambled eggs

[Paulie Dangerously]

Fun with the excess wood

 

 

I'm a 32 year old father.

[Total Longo]

Genuinely don't know anyone who cooks eggs in butter. 

 

Get rid. 

 

If you're making scrambled eggs the traditional way (ie in a pan and not in a microwave) then a little bit of butter is the only way to do it.

[Oh Buoy]

Let's start the meltdown. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coconut Oil > Butter. 

[PestiRed]

Only if you're a middle-aged woman that convinced yourself that coconut oil will somehow stop you from being fat

[Lee909]

Coconut and eggs

Sick fuck

[PestiRed]

Nantwich Buoy

[VladimirIlyich]

It really doesnt at all,unless you like that wet muck that crappy cafes try calling scrambled egg.

It does for me,and its never watery either.

Watery doesnt equate to scrambled in my book,light and fluffy is how it turns out for me.

[JagSquared]

My gf makes great scrambled eggs with feta and a bit of cayenne pepper, but even she uses butter.

[Champ]

Genuinely don't know anyone who cooks eggs in butter. 

 

Get rid.

 

Only cook eggs in butter

[Oh Buoy]

Coconut oil has two good perks. 

 

1. It's good for yer eggs. 

 

2. It's good for yer paella. 

 

 

 

 

Fucking butter. 

[Total Longo]

Coconut and eggs sound like they'd go together as well as ebola and crab paste.

[Oh Buoy]

I'm struggling to see what's wrong with that comparison? 

[Jairzinho]

Genuinely don't know anyone who cooks eggs in butter. 

 

Get rid. 

 

Fucking hell, I thought this was bad.

 

 

Let's start the meltdown. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coconut Oil > Butter. 

 

Then I read this.

 

I've reported you and asked Dave to have your account deleted.