The world of a woman.

[Captain Turdseye]

Which way is the wrong way around?

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/98875-toilet-roll-feed-direction/

[Captain Turdseye]

Just noticed the link in that thread doesn't work.

 

[JagSquared]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/98875-toilet-roll-feed-direction/

Didn't realise there were so many wrong uns on this forum. Clearly B is the only way.

[lifetime fan]

You're all fucking wrong.

[JagSquared]

Just noticed the link in that thread doesn't work.

 

The only way.

[Hand Shandy]

To be honest, I don't give a fuck which way round the bog roll is long as there is some!

[Nunavut Patrick]

To be honest, I don't give a fuck which way round the bog roll is long as there is some!

And it is two-ply...a must.

[General Dryness]

You're all fucking wrong.

Dragging your arse along the carpet like a dog is not a valid alternative.

[Oh Buoy]

Why wipe? 

[dickie mint]

Use the Echo.

[bigbak]

Yeah but it says +11 minutes so he's clearly watching a pre recorded episode. Come on Bigbak, this is pretty basic stuff.

 

Yeah, gotcha.

[bigbak]

He's not the same since he settled down. Needs to get back to the comedy dating.

 

I can't, she's pregnant and moving in next month.  My life is over.

[Champ]

I'm currently doing what she does and ignoring them. Just want to see how long it takes her to remove the empties.

I tried doing this with bathroom cleaning. Pointless trying to make a point about things they dont see

[General Dryness]

I can't, she's pregnant and moving in next month.  My life is over.

 

You could do with a new patio. Just sayin'.

[lifetime fan]

Were going to a shit fancy dress Halloween party tonight.

 

I've told her I'm not wearing fancy dress, I did it last year when we'd not been together too long but fuck off am I doing it this year.

 

I come home from walking the dog this morning and she's told me I'm going as a gay zombie.

 

A fucking gay zombie.

 

I ask her what a gay zombie is and she then tells me she's cut up a pink t-shirt and squirted a load of blood over it.

 

A fucking £80 pink Paul Smith polo shirt.

 

Stupid cunt.

[cloggypop]

It sounds like a cocktail.

[Mook]

She's doing you a favour cutting up a pink top to be fair to her.

[lifetime fan]

She's doing you a favour cutting up a pink top to be fair to her.

There's fuck all wrong with a pink polo shirt.

[Mook]

Pink clothes are up there with Man Utd shirts and kilts in my 'Fuck wearing that' list.

[cloggypop]

At least he doesn't claim that it's salmon.

[Oh Buoy]

So, just moved the spare room around a bit as the small freezer in there is cutting out the computer/monitor every time it does it's temp check. When finished, she came in and started going on about the new layout being shit because the washing airer is in a pretty tight space (the clothes still hang). 

 

When I told her to move everything around how she sees fit and said just calling everything 'shit' isn't helping she raised her voice with, "OH SORRY, AM I NOT ENTITLED TO AN OPINION?"

 

Fucking hell. 

[Trumo]

Were going to a shit fancy dress Halloween party tonight.

 

I've told her I'm not wearing fancy dress, I did it last year when we'd not been together too long but fuck off am I doing it this year.

 

I come home from walking the dog this morning and she's told me I'm going as a gay zombie.

 

A fucking gay zombie.

 

I ask her what a gay zombie is and she then tells me she's cut up a pink t-shirt and squirted a load of blood over it.

 

A fucking £80 pink Paul Smith polo shirt.

 

Stupid cunt.

 

That is one hideously expensive jam rag that.

 

Oh, and if you actually go, just say you are a cast member from The Mincing Dead.

[General Dryness]

That is one hideously expensive jam rag that.

 

Oh, and if you actually go, just say you are a cast member from The Mincing Dead.

 

Or starring in a remake of Gay of the Dead.

[Rico1304]

Were going to a shit fancy dress Halloween party tonight.

I've told her I'm not wearing fancy dress, I did it last year when we'd not been together too long but fuck off am I doing it this year.

I come home from walking the dog this morning and she's told me I'm going as a gay zombie.

A fucking gay zombie.

I ask her what a gay zombie is and she then tells me she's cut up a pink t-shirt and squirted a load of blood over it.

A fucking £80 pink Paul Smith polo shirt.

Stupid cunt.

Ha ha ha only just read this!!

 

If you need any late tips let me know!!!

[Byrnie]

Or starring in a remake of Gay of the Dead.

Or as the guy in the rape sceen in queer as folk!