What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bob]

Sourdough toast

Richmond veggie sausages

plum tomatoes

beans

perfect egg

Very well cooked mushrooms

Slice of potato and egg Spanish tortilla 

[Curly]

19 minutes ago, Bob said:

Sourdough toast

Richmond veggie sausages

plum tomatoes

beans

perfect egg

Very well cooked mushrooms

Slice of potato and egg Spanish tortilla 

That is pretty bleak mate. I can feel the miserable tastes repeating on me from here

[Bob]

12 minutes ago, Curly said:

That is pretty bleak mate. I can feel the miserable tastes repeating on me from here

It was fantastic. Outstanding even. Really, really good.

[Mudface]

That's the weekend completely ruined. Richmond sausages are bad enough, but veggie ones? Fuckin' hell.

[Carvalho Diablo]

On 19/10/2023 at 08:20, Captain Willard said:

The unimaginatively named Bristol hotel in Bristol. 

And these are not happy tears.

[Bob]

12 minutes ago, Mudface said:

That's the weekend completely ruined. Richmond sausages are bad enough, but veggie ones? Fuckin' hell.

Richmond meat sausages are terrible.

Richmond veggie sausages are nice. 

[Bjornebye]

I don’t mind Richmond meat sausages at all but the veggie ones are lovely. Unfortunately they look like old man dick. That’s quiet a depressing looking brekkie like something that should have been served in 1993 

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Bob said:

Sourdough toast

Richmond veggie sausages

plum tomatoes

beans

perfect egg

Very well cooked mushrooms

Slice of potato and egg Spanish tortilla 

Did you pay Rosa extra for a happy ending ? 

[Bob]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I don’t mind Richmond meat sausages at all but the veggie ones are lovely. Unfortunately they look like old man dick. That’s quiet a depressing looking brekkie like something that should have been served in 1993 

Sourdough toast and Spanish tortilla in 1993?

You were posh, obviously.

[Bob]

2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Did you pay Rosa extra for a happy ending ? 

That’s an unhelpful slur against a much maligned industry. Rosa runs a very professional business and Pepsi is a talented masseuse.

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, Bob said:

Sourdough toast

Richmond veggie sausages

plum tomatoes

beans

perfect egg

Very well cooked mushrooms

Slice of potato and egg Spanish tortilla 

Has John Bobbitt had his cock chopped off again? 

[Curly]

3 hours ago, Mudface said:

That's the weekend completely ruined. Richmond sausages are bad enough, but veggie ones? Fuckin' hell.

 

3 hours ago, Bob said:

Richmond meat sausages are terrible.

Richmond veggie sausages are nice. 

 

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I don’t mind Richmond meat sausages at all but the veggie ones are lovely. Unfortunately they look like old man dick. That’s quiet a depressing looking brekkie like something that should have been served in 1993 

The thick Richmonds are really good in a casserole I find. Really good. The flavoured better quality ones can go a bit shit texture wise and the flavours can be off with my casserole mix. Richmonds the casserole daddies 

[Mudface]

This site is rotten to the core.

[Carvalho Diablo]

4 hours ago, Bob said:

Richmond meat sausages are terrible.

Richmond veggie sausages are nice. 

Have to disagree iro the Richmond veggie sausages, completely vile muck.

[Captain Willard]

2 hours ago, Bob said:

That’s an unhelpful slur against a much maligned industry. Rosa runs a very professional business and Pepsi is a talented masseuse.

You’ve reached a new height in this thread, ordering and posting a breakfast from a brothel. 

[TheBitch]

Any recommendations for a good brekkie in town?

 

I was at Cream in the cathedral last night and my head hurts now. 

[Bruce Spanner]

9 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Any recommendations for a good brekkie in town?

 

I was at Cream in the cathedral last night and my head hurts now. 

 

Shiraz Palace.

[Bob]

Breakfast at sainsburys cafe this morning.

 

tastes better than it looks.

[YorkshireRed]

7 minutes ago, Bob said:

Breakfast at sainsburys cafe this morning.

 

tastes better than it looks.

River of beans rep. 

[Pidge]

Kudos for using the egg as a breakwater to stop the sausages from getting too involved.

[Trumo]

Don't know what sucks more, the Vax or the state of those sausages.

[Mudface]

Just now, Trumo said:

Don't know what sucks more, the Vax or the state of those sausages.

 

Ten seconds under a 40 watt bulb.

[Bob]

20 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Don't know what sucks more, the Vax or the state of those sausages.

Nice.

 

they looked terrible, but tasted great.

[TheBitch]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Shiraz Palace.

 

[Bob]

8 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

 

Looks good. That’s a lot of beans though.