What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Jairzinho]

Napolitanas...my word, when they're fresh...scenes.

[Anny Road]

1 hour ago, Barry Wom said:

has anyone had a wethspoons breakfast lately? i have not had one for years and years (and it was pretty shite), but i might be in one early tomorrow, so might give it a go. 

Beware the shit plate.

[Spy Bee]

 

I stayed in a "boutique" B&B in Shrewsbury last night and was presented with this for breakfast this morning.

[Anubis]

Raw black pudding and a piece of untoasted bread. Did they give it to you with a toaster so you could toast it to your liking?

[TheHowieLama]

Another deconstructed breakfast sandwich - not optimal

[Spy Bee]

It was shite. Trying to be a posh cunt's breakfast, but not even managing that!

[Pureblood]

No beans, though.  Credit where it's due.

 

9/10

[Trumo]

Every time someone posts a pic of their morning culinary offerings, the mushrooms look like they've been boiled. Do none of these places know how to cook mushrooms?

[cloggypop]

One of my Irish mates gave me an incredible black and white pudding combination last week and they were fantastic. His mate has decided to raise the bar and has given me half a kilo of Ballyvourney pudding this evening. Any Irish lads on here vouch for this? I've never heard of the cunt. 

[Pureblood]

On 3/3/2019 at 2:55 PM, Trumo said:

Every time someone posts a pic of their morning culinary offerings, the mushrooms look like they've been boiled. Do none of these places know how to cook mushrooms?

I think it's probably a case of the camera not doing them justice in some instances.  It's difficult to make 'shrooms look sexy. 

[aRdja]

10 hours ago, cloggypop said:

One of my Irish mates gave me an incredible black and white pudding combination last week and they were fantastic. His mate has decided to raise the bar and has given me half a kilo of Ballyvourney pudding this evening. Any Irish lads on here vouch for this? I've never heard of the cunt. 

Combo in one?

[cloggypop]

37 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Combo in one?

Nah. One white, one black. Limerick isn't ready for multicultural puddings yet. 

[Bjornebye]

On 3/3/2019 at 12:44 PM, Spy Bee said:

 

I stayed in a "boutique" B&B in Shrewsbury last night and was presented with this for breakfast this morning.

I assume the 'boutique' now looks like this? 

 

[Fugitive]

 

 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[General Dryness]

Good presentation, food looks good, keys present, lack of conker disturbing.

 

All round good effort.

[Jairzinho]

12 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

 

 

Do want.

[Anny Road]

Can't fault that really except some well cooked beans would have added a nice touch as made it from V good to great.

Point off for have it as a candle lit breakfast (boyfriend just out of shot I take it.)

7.5/10

[cloggypop]

No beans, unnecessary football gnome, no conker. 

 

2/10.

[Mook]

No beans, no haggis, mushrooms.

 

-2/10

 

*sausages look magic though

[Chip Butty]

The word arid, springs to mind. Overall looks well cooked, however the BP's are tragically overcooked and look like two hockey pucks.

 

I'd award a 7.5, but the decor-de-gnom, fucks it up. So its a 5 from me Trevor.

[Fugitive]

7 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

Can't fault that really except some well cooked beans would have added a nice touch as made it from V good to great.

Point off for have it as a candle lit breakfast (boyfriend just out of shot I take it.)

7.5/10

There are no candles in the holders and never has been. She bought them for the table... utterly pointless.

[Fugitive]

2 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

The word arid, springs to mind. Overall looks well cooked, however the BP's are tragically overcooked and look like two hockey pucks.

 

I'd award a 7.5, but the decor-de-gnom, fucks it up. So its a 5 from me Trevor.

They were actually ok and not dry.

[Anny Road]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

There are no candles in the holders and never has been. She bought them for the table... utterly pointless.

Bet you had this on in the background.

 

[Pureblood]

32 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

 

 

Yes.