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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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45 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Went further afield today to a cafe that advertises itself on a board by the road for selling cooked breakfasts. Full of tradesmen which is normally a great sign but very disappointing, far too many beans, overcooked bacon, cheap mass market sausage and limp thin toast. Teach me to be unfaithful to my middle aged ladies and their chintzy cafe.  2/10. 

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Damn, that looks like an entire tin of beans!

 

I know because I routinely eat an entire tin of beans.

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2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Went further afield today to a cafe that advertises itself on a board by the road for selling cooked breakfasts. Full of tradesmen which is normally a great sign but very disappointing, far too many beans, overcooked bacon, cheap mass market sausage and limp thin toast. Teach me to be unfaithful to my middle aged ladies and their chintzy cafe.  2/10. 

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Fuck me.

Well in for fessing up.

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3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

The best foods aren’t shaped like dicks, are they? Sausages are boss, but what else is there?

Bananas, Calippos, Cucumbers

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20 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

I'd be a bit worried if my cock looked like a Curly Wurly

 

How about if your Curly Wurly looked like a cock?

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4 minutes ago, Fighting Antisemitism Everywhere said:

 

How about if your Curly Wurly looked like a cock?

Still a bit worried but not as much. I wouldn't find myself down at A&E desperately trying to show it to a doctor.

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9 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Everything about it was dreadful and cheap apart from the tea. They could have used it as a set for the cafe in 1984. The tea was nice. The waitress had terrible skin and seemed depressed. Wish I hadn’t gone now, a wasted lunch. 

How far afield was this place? Woking - lots of wrongness there (don't anybody use the Jam to defend it - it's been years since they've lived there). I didn't want to quote the original piece you posted, as it would mean showing that photo again.

 

So we sailed on to the sun
'Til we found a sea of beans
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

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On 01/01/2022 at 15:34, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

New Year hangover remedy - fried bread under the abundant mushrooms (cooked 5 minutes to stop them getting mushy). Shame I left the bacon in too long, but otherwise quite nice. Black pudding was crispy on the outside and soft inside. If I hadn't farted around with that then the bacon might not have suffered.

 

Apologies in advance to Tony - as a fellow tomato afficionado - we only had those little salad tomatoes left, so they kind of disintegrated (but they at least had a relationship with a hot pan).

 

Anyway, let the blood-letting commence:

 

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You forgot the beans mate.

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10 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Went further afield today to a cafe that advertises itself on a board by the road for selling cooked breakfasts. Full of tradesmen which is normally a great sign but very disappointing, far too many beans, overcooked bacon, cheap mass market sausage and limp thin toast. Teach me to be unfaithful to my middle aged ladies and their chintzy cafe.  2/10

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You forgot not to use all the beans mate.

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3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Went into town today and had an old fashioned business lunch paid for by somebody else. Venison with fancy spuds but only bottled water not tea. Life is full of contrasts. 

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Looks really nice that mate but it's for the foodie thread not this one. 

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It is not for the Breakfast thread - cuz it's not breakfast.

 

It's not for Foodie thread - that is for stuff made at home (with varying degrees of success).

 

This belongs in the Little Things that annoy the Shit out of You thread. 

A grown ass man taking pictures of a meal other than breakfast - it's embarrassing.

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5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

It is not for the Breakfast thread - cuz it's not breakfast.

 

It's not for Foodie thread - that is for stuff made at home (with varying degrees of success).

 

This belongs in the Little Things that annoy the Shit out of You thread. 

A grown ass man taking pictures of a meal other than breakfast - it's embarrassing.

Bollocks! The Foodie thread is for anything food related.

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