What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, Bob said:

Quite fair.

 

it’s no defence, but… in my defence tye cheese was very close to needing to be binned Gouda slices and it was the tiniest end of the loaf slice. 

You’re right. 
 

It’s no defence! 

[Bob]

22 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

You’re right. 
 

It’s no defence! 

And you can’t even tell how lightly toasted it all is either!

[Curly]

After the talk of Richmond veggie sausages, I thought I’d get some. Think I’ve had them before, but made the below and they were pretty decent.

 

Made me and my lad bangers and mash for tea with the remaining in the pack and they were fucking shite in that format.

 

Anyway, as you will all undoubtedly have noticed - those poachies are nigh on perfect - one was slightly overdone but still had the ooze of class.

 

Got medallions as they only had them and some proper horrible shitty bacon and they were great - pan fried. 
 

I am a pro beaner, but went without, as while I do like them, they do repeat on me these days, the delicious little so and sos.

[Poor Scouser T]

2 minutes ago, Curly said:

After the talk of Richmond veggie sausages, I thought I’d get some. Think I’ve had them before, but made the below and they were pretty decent.

 

Made me and my lad bangers and mash for tea with the remaining in the pack and they were fucking shite in that format.

 

Anyway, as you will all undoubtedly have noticed - those poachies are nigh on perfect - one was slightly overdone but still had the ooze of class.

 

Got medallions as they only had them and some proper horrible shitty bacon and they were great - pan fried. 
 

I am a pro beaner, but went without, as while I do like them, they do repeat on me these days, the delicious little so and sos.

Bread or toast or whatever it is makes me want to self harm. They are not sausages they are ground up leaves. I hate toms but fair enough but that looks like a fruit bowl not a brekie. Eggs look OK drowning in their sorrow. Bacon asking why have thou forsaken me. I could have been under an egg. I dream of a sausage, a black pudding for my horse,

[Curly]

Just now, Poor Scouser T said:

Bread or toast or whatever it is makes me want to self harm. They are not sausages they are ground up leaves. I hate toms but fair enough but that looks like a fruit bowl not a brekie. Eggs look OK drowning in their sorrow. Bacon asking why have thou forsaken me. I could have been under an egg. I dream of a sausage, a black pudding for my horse,

Haha. If you think one heavily fried in oil tomato, surrounded by other fried meat and meat substitutes looks like a fruit bowl, I’m going to jump to the conclusion that you might not achieve your 5 a day very often mate.

 

The toast was for the complete mouthfuls, and the bread is to mop up at the end.

 

It did need black pudding though - I will give you that. I thought it as I was making it, as I was eating it, shortly after, again when I posted this and finally just now as you mentioned it here.

[Poor Scouser T]

2 minutes ago, Curly said:

Haha. If you think one heavily fried in oil tomato, surrounded by other fried meat and meat substitutes looks like a fruit bowl, I’m going to jump to the conclusion that you might not achieve your 5 a day very often mate.

 

The toast was for the complete mouthfuls, and the bread is to mop up at the end.

 

It did need black pudding though - I will give you that. I thought it as I was making it, as I was eating it, shortly after, again when I posted this and finally just now as you mentioned it here.

If I get 5  a month I'm doing well.

[lifetime fan]

40 minutes ago, Bob said:

And you can’t even tell how lightly toasted it all is either!

I’ve not even finished proof reading page six of my rant about the fucking bread before posting. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Curly said:

 

The orange squash looks tasty.

[Jose Jones]

3 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Not having that. 
 

A BLT with avocado and sriracha is a thing of beauty. 

Technically that is a BLAT.

[Jairzinho]

6 hours ago, Curly said:

After the talk of Richmond veggie sausages, I thought I’d get some. Think I’ve had them before, but made the below and they were pretty decent.

 

Made me and my lad bangers and mash for tea with the remaining in the pack and they were fucking shite in that format.

 

Anyway, as you will all undoubtedly have noticed - those poachies are nigh on perfect - one was slightly overdone but still had the ooze of class.

 

Got medallions as they only had them and some proper horrible shitty bacon and they were great - pan fried. 
 

I am a pro beaner, but went without, as while I do like them, they do repeat on me these days, the delicious little so and sos.

 

Repped for the orange squash. 

[cloggypop]

3 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Technically that is a BLAT.

 

Surely a SBLAT? 

[Chip Butty]

The slice of breads a puzzler, Curly. Missed opportunity for some fried bread there. The meat I don’t touch, Richmonds are ok but there are better sausages in the market, eggs look class as do the toms, in your admittance you’ve missed a trick with the beans which would have elevated it a wee bit more, but all that yolk going on and with the toms, you probably just had enough juice to lubricate it all.

 

Not  a bad effort Curly.
 

By the way - Do you eat the crust?

[Anubis]

11 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

I tried sticking up for you, but you’re on your fucking own now! 
 

Disgusting bastard. 

 

What God giveth…

 

 

 

11 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Eggs and mushrooms are both fucking vile. 

 

God can take away.

[Curly]

51 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

The slice of breads a puzzler, Curly. Missed opportunity for some fried bread there. The meat I don’t touch, Richmonds are ok but there are better sausages in the market, eggs look class as do the toms, in your admittance you’ve missed a trick with the beans which would have elevated it a wee bit more, but all that yolk going on and with the toms, you probably just had enough juice to lubricate it all.

 

Not  a bad effort Curly.
 

By the way - Do you eat the crust?

It was a fresh loaf - couldn’t resist the opportunity to have a mopping up piece of bread with it. Fried bread I like, but I couldn’t be fucked dirtying another pan or doing it once the rest was cooked. I’m also not very good at it truth be told.

 

Always eat the crust. Used to be to put hairs on my chest. Now it’s to try and slow down the imminent middle age thinning 

[Captain Willard]

10 hours ago, Curly said:

After the talk of Richmond veggie sausages, I thought I’d get some. Think I’ve had them before, but made the below and they were pretty decent.

 

Made me and my lad bangers and mash for tea with the remaining in the pack and they were fucking shite in that format.

 

Anyway, as you will all undoubtedly have noticed - those poachies are nigh on perfect - one was slightly overdone but still had the ooze of class.

 

Got medallions as they only had them and some proper horrible shitty bacon and they were great - pan fried. 
 

I am a pro beaner, but went without, as while I do like them, they do repeat on me these days, the delicious little so and sos.

Veggie sausages, orange squash and eggs that look like STD riven vaginas. This is what a pro beaner considers to be worthy of posting. This is what we are fighting against. This has already ruined my day 

[Remmie]

13 hours ago, Curly said:

Haha. If you think one heavily fried in oil tomato, surrounded by other fried meat and meat substitutes looks like a fruit bowl, I’m going to jump to the conclusion that you might not achieve your 5 a day very often mate.

 

The toast was for the complete mouthfuls, and the bread is to mop up at the end.

 

It did need black pudding though - I will give you that. I thought it as I was making it, as I was eating it, shortly after, again when I posted this and finally just now as you mentioned it here.

I take it this toast you refer to is out of shot? 

[Curly]

3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Veggie sausages, orange squash and eggs that look like STD riven vaginas. This is what a pro beaner considers to be worthy of posting. This is what we are fighting against. This has already ruined my day 

 

[YorkshireRed]

I followed immediately. We pro beaners need to stick together.

[Anubis]

The state of that bowl of beans. She must be educated with the taste of much correction. I volunteer.

[Curly]

7 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I followed immediately. We pro beaners need to stick together.

Brown toast? Fucking wrongun.

[Chip Butty]

7 minutes ago, Curly said:

Brown toast? Fucking wrongun.

Fried bread isn’t it? 
 

There is no need for one of those potato thingys, let alone 5!

 

 

 

 

[Curly]

4 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Fried bread isn’t it? 
 

There is no need for one of those potato thingys, let alone 5!

 

 

 

 

Is it? Then I apologise to her for the name calling. It’ll mean a lot I bet

[Remmie]

A simple but tasty fried egg and rosti, I stabbed the yolk, hence the 'bleeding' 

 

[Bob]

5 hours ago, Remmie said:

A simple but tasty fried egg and rosti, I stabbed the yolk, hence the 'bleeding' 

 

Art

[Remmie]

40 minutes ago, Bob said:

Art

Are you referring to the concentric circles, because I definitely planned that, definitely