What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[lifetime fan]

You were one of those kids who preferred Gobots to Transformers, weren't you, mate?

Fuck knows what Gobots are!

 

I had Optimus Prime.

[Carvalho Diablo]

You were one of those kids who preferred Gobots to Transformers, weren't you, mate?

Lifey's the GF's very own Kinder Surprise.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

If I don’t like egg or mushrooms I’m not going to fucking order them.

I’m not trying to defend the rest of the other shite either.

That wasn't a breakfast mate, it was a sandwich you had to build yourself.

[Bjornebye]

Lifey's the GF's very own Kinder Surprise.

 

 

More calories in a kinder surprise than that fucking breakfast 

[Elite]

Out of interest has anyone ever used one of them poached egg pans?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Out of interest has anyone ever used one of them poached egg pans?

 

Yes mate, get a decent one and they are really good. Do not get one of those microwavable plastic ones, they are shite.

[Carvalho Diablo]

More calories in a kinder surprise than that fucking breakfast

 

Think I'd rather scran the kinder surprise that Harold Shipman used to dish out on his house calls.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Out of interest has anyone ever used one of them poached egg pans?

Yeah, not for me. I just stick to a frying pan, so does the poached egg usually.

[TheHowieLama]

Easiest way - put it in a skillet til the white just sets up - add @ 1/4 cup water, cover. It is a poached egg. Falls out of the pan.

[Jairzinho]

More calories in a kinder surprise than that fucking breakfast

Probably used less by paedos as well.

[Remmie]

Out of interest has anyone ever used one of them poached egg pans?

Yeah, it makes much better eggs than Poached eggs cooked in water as it tastes of egg rather than water. Get one of those oil bottles with a spray attachment to apply light lubrication and it makes washing up piss easy.

 

Or get a toast n egg:

[Kloppite]

Got a breakfast from tesco last Friday before I done my shopping and it was ducking shite. About 4.50 for the breakfast which didn't come with toast and I had to buy my drink separately.

 

It also tasted like shit and they put fucking beans on as well.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Got a breakfast from tesco last Friday before I done my shopping and it was ducking shite. About 4.50 for the breakfast which didn't come with toast and I had to buy my drink separately.

 

It also tasted like shit and they put fucking beans on as well.

 

Phew.  Good job for small mercies eh?  Rescued it there, well done Tesco 

[Jairzinho]

Got a breakfast from tesco last Friday before I done my shopping and it was ducking shite. About 4.50 for the breakfast which didn't come with toast and I had to buy my drink separately.

 

It also tasted like shit and they put fucking beans on as well.

 

That is surprising. I was expecting a Tesco breakfast to be of the very, very highest quality.

[General Dryness]

That is surprising. I was expecting a Tesco breakfast to be of the very, very highest quality.

Indeed, their pate de fois gras and truffle pizza is a handjob for tastebuds.

[lifetime fan]

That is surprising. I was expecting a Tesco breakfast to be of the very, very highest quality.

 

Tesco finest.

[aRdja]

Wouldn’t know about Sea Mills or Stoke Bishop sorry mate.

 

You’re going to struggle for a ‘greasy spoon’ in Clifton but there’s a great farmers market on Whiteladies Rd on Saturday mornings where you can get an ace breakfast in a bap or frenchstick.

 

Okay.. have booked a table at the Wallfish for tomorrow. Will post a review tomorrow arvo.

[Fugitive]

Just found a picture of their fry-up.

 

I hope you like fried cock... but you only have to gobble the one. The beans have been shit out by the chef who is obviously a woman because she has menstruated on the right of the plate.

 

[Bjornebye]

Looks like something you would find in a red light district somewhere. 

[Anny Road]

It is a tranny because it has a great big pair of norks too.

[TheHowieLama]

 

 

Would

[aRdja]

Just found a picture of their fry-up.

 

I hope you like fried cock... but you only have to gobble the one. The beans have been shit out by the chef who is obviously a woman because she has menstruated on the right of the plate.

 

Give me a chance to try it first before critiqueing FFS.

[Fugitive]

Give me a chance to try it first before critiqueing FFS.

You like shit trabs... I’m playing safe.

[Hades]

Love some fresh milk with breakfast.

[lifetime fan]

Have one of the lads in work cooking me a breakfast at the moment.

 

No idea what it’s goung to be like...