What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[halewood pete]

Last week in work a colleague made two pieces of buttered toast ,mashed a banana onto it,placed two slices of ham on and topped it off with crab sticks,much to the disgust/bemusement of all present !

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

 

Anyone think they'd be able to finish this in 60 minutes?

 

6 sausages

6 bacon

6 eggs

6 hash browns

4 toast

4 fried bread

4 black pudding

2 bubble & squeak

2 scoops beans

Tinned tomatoes

Fresh tomatoes and

Mushrooms

As any Brummie will tell you, Birmingham has more miles of canal than Venice.

 

And as any Venetian will tell you, it's quality, not quantity, that counts.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I was sat in a Chinese restaurant at one of those all you can eat Sunday buffets with the missus and kids. A bunch of obese cunts were sat at the table next to us and had about 9 plates full of fried everything and then a shit load of ice cream. They were all youngish, probably dead now. The Chinese hosts were nearly in tears when they witnessed the cunts going backwards and forwards to the buffet. 

That made me laugh more than it should have.

[mattyq]

How do i post pictures of the bloody things?

[Champ]

Cheap shite

[General Dryness]

Easy.

 

This.

 

I'm not proud of it like. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

As any Brummie will tell you, Birmingham has more miles of canal than Venice.

 

And as any Venetian will tell you, it's quality, not quantity, that counts.

 

Stewart? Is that you?

[Champ]

What is on the toast to the left of the beans?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

What is on the toast to the left of the beans?

 

Bubble and squeak, for some reason

[Numero Veinticinco]

What is on the toast to the left of the beans?

I'm guessing that's the bubble and squeak

[Bjornebye]

What is on the toast to the left of the beans?

 

Bean shit 

[El Rojo]

 

 

Anyone think they'd be able to finish this in 60 minutes?

 

6 sausages

6 bacon

6 eggs

6 hash browns

4 toast

4 fried bread

4 black pudding

2 bubble & squeak

2 scoops beans

Tinned tomatoes

Fresh tomatoes and

Mushrooms

 

The 6 eggs is the killer on that. I'd have no bother with the rest.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Half of that is great value at £7. I'd just go with a friend and scrap the competitive element.

 

3 sausages

3 bacon

3 eggs

3 hash browns

2 toast

2 fried bread

2 black pudding

1 bubble & squeak

1 scoops beans

Tinned tomatoes

Fresh tomatoes

Mushrooms

[SammyAftershave]

I've just caught up on the last few pages and after unwittingly digested the images of that fry-up in a jar and that Aussie Andy Warhol-like atrocity in an egg carton have booked in the first available appointment at my local mental health services clinic. Does anyone have a number for those Scientology De-programming fella's? I need those abominations scrubbing from my mind. The sick, dirty, perverted heathen bastards!

[Bjornebye]

Why would anyone want to eat a plate of food that has clearly been up someones arse ? 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Why would anyone want to eat a plate of food that has clearly been up someones arse ?

Depends whose arse we're talking about.

[Bjornebye]

Depends whose arse we're talking about.

 

Looking at the size of that plate i'd say it's Jo Brand's cave 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Looking at the size of that plate i'd say it's Jo Brand's cave 

[TheBitch]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1502742493116811&id=863792483678485

 

Can't post pic, sorry.

[Remmie]

When bean juice "touches the egg" it's prison slang for touching kids

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I've just seen a brekkie posted on Facebook that was standard stuff until a dollop of mustard was introduced into the equation. Along with crumpets instead of toast.

 

I wasn't too sure what to make of it all, to be honest. Mustard is great. As are crumpets. But, on their own. Not on a brekkie or as an alternative to toast. I'm undecided if it was genius or horrific sacrilege.

 

I'm thinking the latter.

[Bjornebye]

I've just seen a brekkie posted on Facebook that was standard stuff until a dollop of mustard was introduced into the equation. Along with crumpets instead of toast.

 

I wasn't too sure what to make of it all, to be honest. Mustard is great. As are crumpets. But, on their own. Not on a brekkie or as an alternative to toast. I'm undecided if it was genius or horrific sacrilege.

 

I'm thinking the latter.

 

Did it have beans on it? Beans on crumpets. Now there is a new low. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Did it have beans on it? Beans on crumpets. Now there is a new low.

It did.

[Pureblood]

I've just seen a brekkie posted on Facebook that was sub-standard crap, covered in beans

[Bjornebye]

It did.

 

 

Report the sick bastards will ya