Owen to United

[aladdinsane]

What are the odds that Dave Whelan, after all his comments about Owen being finished and more interested in golf, will now change his mind and start sucking Ferguson again and calling it a masterstroke.

[diego]

I would be delighted if they replaced Ronaldo or Tevez with Owen. And for once in my life I find myself hoping that Owen's marketing team really stiff his new employers for as much wages as they can.

[Maldini]

That's the point, his last 4 seasons have been injury ravaged.

[diego]

He got 8 PL goals in 27 games last season. Does anyone know if any of these were from pens?

[Thants]

Medical tomorrow according to the guardian.

Ah well I used to like him.

[Guest RafaIsRafa]

He scored 11 in an injury ravaged season....

 

And then couldnt even get in the team managed by his mate.

[rebel23]

he was playing shite in a shite team. unfortunately I can see him scoring goals for them with a better class of player around him and in a more happier setup.

 

what a horrible twat though. at least it will kill the should we bring him back and respecting him posts

[Guest Francie Brady]

It hurts even contemplating Owen running out at Anfield in a Manc shirt.

It hurt when he fucked us over once , it hurt when he did it twice but this would leave me very bitter very bitter indeed.

[Stevie P]

I wonder if his facial expression will change, the boring bastard.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Sorry but people here are talking rubbish.

 

HE IS A GRADE A CUNT.

 

He could have joined us but rejected us for Newcastle.

 

He then joins Man Utd, our arch fucking rivals.

 

Hes loaded, won a lot of trophies and had a good career.

 

Whilst some Liverpool fans have never ever seen us lift one PL trophy.

 

But he thinks its okay to go to Man Utd, to stop them Liverpool fans enjoying that trophy won, and allowing the mancs to go ahead of us on titles.

 

This all after we supported him and put him on the map.

 

I would never do that to my club, but I suppose, this cunt has never cared about our club.

 

So why the fuck do people still see him in such a great light? He couldn't give a fuck about any of you.

[liverpooltj]

Fuck him IMO. Let them have a past it MO who had his best years for us and we will stick with the best striker in the world in Torres. Torres as got LFC in his veins more than that piece of shit.

[Maldini]

It makes you wonder...are United broke? Why else are they signing him?

[coop]

Hope they sign him.

 

Will make watching us lift number 19 all the sweeter.

[Red Mist]

He'll score plenty of goals for ManUre - when fit. He's over the worst of his injuries and will start the season with a clean bil of health. I'm disappointed in him - he should know better than to go there, of all places.

 

Oh well, at least we got his best years. ManUre will be left with the shell.

[WaltonRed]

What are they planning with that 80m?

 

If they are signing him on a free, the dough is going on someone!

[Moschops II]

It makes you wonder...are United broke? Why else are they signing him?

 

Very very valid point.

 

Honestly, we should be pissing ourselves at this one, not working ourselves up into a lather about what a cunt he is.

 

They've just sold their best player for £80 million, and having seen various targets go elsewhere they're bringing now in someone who couldn't get himself picked ahead of a 33 year old Mark Viduka in a team that desperately needed to score goals.

 

It's as if we'd sold Torres and were bringing in Franny Jeffers to replace him.

[WaltonRed]

For the record he'll score loads for them

[Moschops II]

What are they planning with that 80m?

 

David Conn: Manchester United's massive debts now at mercy of market | Sport | The Guardian ...?

[Tyler Durden]

What are they planning with that 80m?

 

If they are signing him on a free, the dough is going on someone!

 

Thats what im thinking, maybe there getting him signed and letting him think he'll be anything other then back-up before getting a big name.

[barosrocks]

It makes you wonder...are United broke? Why else are they signing him?

 

First thing I thought too - I presume their fans aren't exactly ecstatic about this either, losing Benzema and all

[lfcwonderboy1]

Lmfao this all of a fkin article on spoof.com?

[fowler9]

i aint gonna hold back but if the cunt goes i honestly hope his fucking helicopter crashes

 

 

Im not bothered about him playing them as I think he is crap now but I am so angry that he would even consider joining them Bastards

 

I am a semi pro footballer earning relative peanuts and if the scum came in for me for some reason, i would reject the bastards straight up no matter how much money and first team games they promised as i would feel like i was betraying LFC, whilst no LFC fans would give a shit about me joining them so for Michael Owen an idol to many Scousers to even consider it is in Didier Drogba's words "a fucking disgrace"

 

I will be physically sick if he scores against us for them

[col06]

. He's over the worst of his injuries and will start the season with a clean bil of health

 

thats the point though how long before he picks up something else a few weeks probably he's broken they must be insane to sign him

[Yahweh]

 

So why the fuck do people still see him in such a great light?

 

I honestly don't know,it's unbelievable.

 

He jumped from what he thought was a sinking ship and five years on he is joining our arch rivals.

 

Judas cunt.

[Red Mist]

thats the point though how long before he picks up something else a few weeks probably he's broken they must be insane to sign him

You never know, they may keep him fit. ManUre do have a very annoying habit of keeping their key players fit for almost the entire season.

How often have the likes of Rooney, Ronaldo, Ferdinand etc. picked up long term injuries. It doesn't happen often.