The drunk thread.

[Bjornebye]

He got John Bishop to replace him.

 

Typical unfunny Runcorn mong.

 

You are I mean, not Bishop.

Haha

 

Ive seen Bishop live, i think he is funny as fuck. Live though, i get annoyed watching him on telly.

[Sugar Ape]

Check your PM's Stig. And prepare to feel jealous.

[lifetime fan]

I'd not drank for ages, had a few Henry Westons Vintage Ciders last night, 8.2%.

 

Why are hangovers so much worse when the weather is hot?

[RJ Fan club]

I'd not drank for ages, had a few Henry Westons Vintage Ciders last night, 8.2%.

 

Why are hangovers so much worse when the weather is hot?

 

Dehydration

[lifetime fan]

Dehydration

I drank 3 pints of water before bed and had another 3 before the unmentionable this morning.

 

That was fucking hard work in this weather.

[TheBitch]

I'd not drank for ages, had a few Henry Westons Vintage Ciders last night, 8.2%.

Why are hangovers so much worse when the weather is hot?

Strange one this, on holiday I can always just get up and crack on again, that said, the first day back after my holiday it pretty much all hits me at once and I feel like the world is gonna end.

[lifetime fan]

Strange one this, on holiday I can always just get up and crack on again, that said, the first day back after my holiday it pretty much all hits me at once and I feel like the world is gonna end.

When I headed the **** 2 minutes into the game I felt like crying.

[stringvest]

I'd not drank for ages, had a few Henry Westons Vintage Ciders last night, 8.2%.

Why are hangovers so much worse when the weather is hot?

8.2percent? Fucking hell Col. If your weaning yourself back on the ale you'll be drinking nail varnish remover by the end of May

[lifetime fan]

8.2percent? Fucking hell Col. If your weaning yourself back on the ale you'll be drinking nail varnish remover by the end of May

Not planning on going crack at it, just a few every now and then.

 

My mate doesn't have an offy by him so we couldn't get any Gold.

 

We were left with the choice of strongbow, tesco cider or Stella cider. None of which are actually cider so we ended up on the Westons.

 

[stringvest]

Fair enough. I'd be asleep before getting to the bottom of the second one though.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I'd not drank for ages, had a few Henry Westons Vintage Ciders last night, 8.2%.

 

Why are hangovers so much worse when the weather is hot?

 

Sunshine and cider, ALWAYS a winning combination.

[manwiththestick]

That Westons is boss, quite like Old Rosie too. Had eight cans of Scrumpy Jack last night and up fresh as a daisy. Can't beat the angry apples.

[General Dryness]

Check your PM's Stig. And prepare to feel jealous.

 

Pay no attention Stig, its what you do with it that counts.

[Stu Monty]

When I headed the **** 2 minutes into the game I felt like crying.

 

I informed my gaffer I'd not be available for a match this season due to a leaving do. Was so horribly drunk that when he called saying he wanted me playing regardless that I told him I couldn't drive over. He picked me up to take me. I scored and was MOM.

 

Basically. I rule. Terrible hang-over or not.

[RedKnight]

The secret to avoiding a hangover is real ale and witty repartee.

[Remmie]

Real Ale gives me the worst hangovers ever.

[TheBitch]

I informed my gaffer I'd not be available for a match this season due to a leaving do. Was so horribly drunk that when he called saying he wanted me playing regardless that I told him I couldn't drive over. He picked me up to take me. I scored and was MOM.

 

Basically. I rule. Terrible hang-over or not.

I rarely* turned up sober.

 

*never

[Champ]

Real Ale gives me the worst hangovers ever.

 

I thought of you when I called in at the little off licence almost next door to The Marshmallow Lady yesterday teatime. What an immense selection of beers they have in there, including, as it happens, our new find, Innis and Gunn lager

[RedKnight]

Real Ale gives me the worst hangovers ever.

 

What?! You're doing it wrong, Rem.

[lifetime fan]

Ale should give you the easiest hangover. Less chemicals.

 

If I only drank 2 pints of San Miguel is have a hangover the next day, it really doesn't agree with me.

 

Red Stripe I could drink for breakfast though and never miss a beat.

[Bjornebye]

Vodka or Wine and I cant move the next day 

[Bogman]

Red Wine.

 

Bitch.

[Hand Shandy]

There is only one form of alcohol which can hold the moniker of 'bitch'...

 

Isn't there RiS?

[Sugar Ape]

I am.

[RJ Fan club]

Off to pick the missus up from her leaving do. I expect she'll be at that annoying drunken level of being a pain in the arse.

 

Mine is next Friday. Ten gucking years in that shithole. I'll show her how it's done properly next week when I won't be able to communicate even through the medium of grunt and puke.