What the fuck is John McCain up to?

[Unrighteous]

Arnie couldn't run for President as he wasn't born in the US.

I'm going off Chuck quite a lot having learnt that he's a right wing nutjob

 

It is a matter of time until the law which requires US presidents to have been born in the continental United States will be turned over.

 

I'll go as far as to say this will happen SO Arnold can run for President. He'll run, and win with alarming ease.

 

President Schwarzenegger. Try getting kids to spell that.

[Unrighteous]

Requesting to vote absentee is a bad idea. A real bad idea, the Republicans can happily lose your vote if you do that.

 

Lose it? Change it, whichever. You underestimate those Republicans.

[Unrighteous]

Chuck and Arnie would sort out China too.

 

T4 - The World is Toast.

 

Ha... The Terminators, upon failing on three previous occasions, to kill John Connor and his collaborators have found and convinced Chuck Norris to go back in time and destroy the World.

 

 

 

 

(Spoilers: Chuck Norris karate chops a T-100 and it breaks inhalf. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a T-1000 and the liquid metal shatters... and doesn't come back together in fear of another Roundhouse Kick. Chuck Norris has a three chicks at once. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the planet and it explodes.)

[Section_31]

It is a matter of time until the law which requires US presidents to have been born in the continental United States will be turned over.

 

I'll go as far as to say this will happen SO Arnold can run for President. He'll run, and win with alarming ease.

 

President Schwarzenegger. Try getting kids to spell that.

 

 

He's going to take out the trash.

[Kopite]

He's going to take out the trash.

 

And if he doesn't get in the first time?

 

"I'll be back..."

 

 

(Coat please)

[theghost]

Col, 538 is one of the most respected sites of its kind. Just a thought.

[Kopite]

Col, 538 is one of the most respected sites of its kind. Just a thought.

 

It's no Wikipedia... ;)

[WaltonRed]

anyone know where i can watch the palin vs biden debate tonight?

[Anubis]

Chuck Norris is a bible-basher?! How disappointing is that. I always said that beard was gay.....

[WaltonRed]

Arnie the groper will never be president of the United States.

[Ian Sea]

anyone know where i can watch the palin vs biden debate tonight?

 

It's on More 4 at 11:15pm on Friday.

[WaltonRed]

It's on More 4 at 11:15pm on Friday.

 

Shite, im at a mates engagement 'do'.

[philyhamann]

The only way Palin is going to win is if they cover pressing issues

 

[RoboRiise]

fNx22TH7FfU

 

Watch McCain and the Republicans get bitchslapped.

 

Missed that when you posted it mate. Possibly the finest 8 minutes of US television I've ever seen.

[philyhamann]

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[Stu Monty]

 

Good work. The missus, clearly oblivious to the Rickrolling phenomenon, was just looking over my shoulder with a rather confused look.

[philyhamann]

Pfft, Rickrolling is so 2007.

[Stu Monty]

Completely timeless. It's the internet version of tapping a mate on one shoulder and standing the other side of him. Simple, timeless and always gets a chuckle.

[philyhamann]

I prefer randy rolling

 

YouTube - Randy Roll Classic

[philyhamann]

YouTube - Palin Appeared To Endorse Hamas In Couric Interview

 

She doesn't know anything about the Gaza strip either.

[Stu Monty]

Not sure anyone's posted it before but here's a snippet from Maaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaamon.

 

C6urw_PWHYk&feature=related

 

Class.

[Newport]

I can't wait for the debate/Palin roast tonight.

 

YouTube - Sarah Palin's Greatest Hits

[Moo]

I'm far from convinced about Obama's credetials, but the prospect of Sarah Palin being anywhere near the most powerful position in the world is fookin' frightening.

It'd be funny if it wasn't scary.

 

Here's her answer to the Russia / Foreign Policy Question:

YouTube - Sarah Palin: The Russia Question

(it's even madder than the "Bail Out" answer IMO)

 

On a lighter note, here's Tina Fey (off Saturday Night Live, possibly the funniest woman to come out of the US since Lucille Ball) taking the piss out of Palin.

Sound quality is not the best but it's a great watch:

YouTube - Tina Fey Sarah Palin Interview!

[philyhamann]

The scary thing is that in the Tina Fey skit, she isn't actually writing her own material. She is quoting Palin, word for word.

[Stu Monty]

Sweet balls of Babylon, check this shit out. Check the contrast of the two people and the quality and confidence of the answers.

 

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She's got to be the shittest politician ever. Even the slimey, dangerous ones that are all about image can usually turn a question to their benefit and come across as someone with half a fucking brain. As that famous quote goes: "If you're a fucking moron then keep your mouth shut and stop proving it to everyone"...or something.