Funniest Graffiti ever...?

[The-Sir]

I've been seeing a lot of GREEN NONCE's and ORANGE GIT's about.

 

I have absolutely no idea what they mean.

 

Some of you might have seen the one on Edge Lane last week, David Cameron with a Hitler muzzie and "REICH WING" scrawled in 4 foot letters next to him. Made me chuckle, that did.

[Melchett]

I've been seeing a lot of GREEN NONCE's and ORANGE GIT's about.

 

I have absolutely no idea what they mean.

 

Probably the Oirish.

[George Costanza]

'M kahn is gay'. Had me in stiches

[Harry Squatter]

Old one I know but every time I see a white van covered in mud or dust someone always seems to write on it "I wish my bird was as dirty as this van"

 

Some bird in work said she was in a motorway service station on the M6 and in one of the cubicles in the bogs said "My boyfriend follows me fuckin everywhere" - someone had wrote below "No I don't you lying slag"

[Ginny]

[Preston Red]

My Dad works at British Aerospace in Samlesbury and he told me about the appointment of a new "Continuous Improvent" Team.

 

This shower of know it all bastards who quite clearly know fuck all have been making themselves a general pain in the arse of themselves around the place.

 

To cut a long story short, the door of their office has the sign C. I. outside.

 

Which has now been changed to:

 

Cunts Inside.

 

Last I heard they've requested a hand writing expert be brought in to "find the culprit".

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Back in my Army days we were on the Grenade ranges in Sennelager Germany. We also had to take it in turns to man the main barrier to stop German's wandering in and having their parts blown off. It was pissing it down with rain, freezing cold and windy. Someone had wrote on the guard hut wall....

 

" Sennelager, probably the worst Lager in the World!!"

 

Tickled me that did.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

 

 

My Favourite.

 

 

Think they have been on before. good all the same.

[Mel Wood]

Old one I know but every time I see a white van covered in mud or dust someone always seems to write on it "I wish my bird was as dirty as this van"

Usually followed in someone else's writing with ''She is when she comes round mine''

[Sir Roger Hunt]

One from the 60's

The Church next to Goodison had a poster saying "What would you do if Jesus came today?"

 

Someone wrote on it just before a Derby match

 

" Play him up front along side St John"

[Sir Roger Hunt]

Or the time Ken Dodd was on trial for tax evasion,

Written on a wall outside Walton Jail

 

" Appearing here soon Ken Dodd"

[Stu Monty]

I remember a couple of years ago I pulled up in traffic on the M6 and found the van in front of me had something along the lines of:

 

"The ego is a cage which imprisons the soul"

 

Funny as fuck. The Juxtaposition of that on the back of a dirty white van tickled me.

[neko]

[RedinSweden]

The lack of apostrophe pains me neko.

[neko]

The lack of apostrophe pains me neko.

 

dinosaurs, eh ?

 

what can you do ?

[RedinSweden]

dinosaurs, eh ?

 

what can you do ?

 

That's why they died out. Apostrophe karma is a bitch.

[kopboy11]

"Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot"

[Mike D]

I havent got a photo, just called told about it

 

but when the pope visited Liverpool back in 1982

 

there was large graffitti saying GOD BLESS OUR POPE. to which someone added YE to the end so it said "god bless our popeye"

[Hand Shandy]

Apologies if this has already been posted, but it amused me.

 

 

 

 

Oh, and one of my mates was regaling me with a story about a piece of graffiti in his work bogs.

 

Written in the standard black marker pen was:

 

"For fuck's sake Scotty, don't beam me up now! I'm taking a shi (followed by a vertical line to the top of the cubicle)"

 

Thought that was pretty good.

[a stoner]

[Guest davelfc]

 

[Anubis]

 

 

[lifetime fan]

From the city that brought you Banksy...

 

 

[Red Banjo]

My mate has a photo collection on his phone of awesome graffiti he see's.

 

My favourites from memory -

 

In a toilet at Stanmore tube station - "Ross Wilson has a massive foreskin"

 

Somewhere in Birmingham - "Pete Best is lethal at sex "

[Anubis]

From the city that brought you Banksy...

 

 

 

The child inside of me would love to go around spray painting BUS WANKERS on bus shelters.