Zlatan Ibrahimvic is fucking crap

[Fugitive]

Tony Manero is a sex offender and a bigger threat to kids than Jimmy Savile.

[Trumo]

You'd think so, what with Savile being dead and all.

[Guest LFD]

[Ginny]

Why does he talk about himself in the third person?

[Jairzinho]

Because he's that important.

[Tony Moanero]

Because he's the greatest human being to have ever lived.

[Dr Nowt]

Do you like Zlatan on a fry-up.

[KMD7]

*Swoons*

[ali]

Galatasaray

[Anubis]

Jesus will now melt this down to buy food for the poor.

[KevieG]

I think we all know who the next Fifa president will be.

 

[Jairzinho]

[thompsonsnose]

Id get him in cheap for a season. Hes a mad cunt with a gimlet eye. Something we are crying out for.

Well weve got the first bit covered, ill grant you, but i'm defo interested in the gimlet eye.

[Bjornebye]

he is a fucking beast. No chance we will get him.

[milky]

If we signed him, it would solve the age-old debate that rages in this thread.

 

I have complete faith that we could make him as advertised in the thread title, and leave everyone in no doubt, regardless of how he is now.

[alles ist gut]

Swap Balotelli for him.

[an tha]

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34917944

[Redder Lurtz]

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34917944

Whilst there may be some justification for a debate on whether or not he's shit, there's absolutely none to be had over the fact that the bloke is a solid gold, grade A cunt. Can't see that other prick Ronaldo going to PSG while Zlatan's still there. The Stade de France is big, but not big enough to hold two egos the size that pair of wankers have.

[magicrat]

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34917944

The ideal scenario would be if the cunt got red carded in the first minute and booed off by everyone in the stadium. The cunt

[Trumo]

Whilst there may be some justification for a debate on whether or not he's shit, there's absolutely none to be had over the fact that the bloke is a solid gold, grade A cunt. Can't see that other prick Ronaldo going to PSG while Zlatan's still there. The Stade de France is big, but not big enough to hold two egos the size that pair of wankers have.

 

They play at the Parc des Princes which is even smaller. Plus, Ronaldo is covered in more oil than the Qataris have in their reserves.

[Jairzinho]

The ideal scenario would be if the cunt got red carded in the first minute and booed off by everyone in the stadium. The cunt

 

The ideal scenario would be a 90 minute standing ovation whilst Zlatan scores a majestic hattrick.

[scudger99]

The ideal scenario would be if the cunt got red carded in the first minute and booed off by everyone in the stadium. The cunt

And then goes back to the changing rooms to find that someone has shit in his pockets and pissed in his shoes.

[Lee909]

Can i say i a massive fan of Zlatan.

Fucking quality and funny to boot

[Jay86]

Can i say i a massive fan of Zlatan.

Fucking quality and funny to boot

He's the man, people don't think he's funny because they think he's being serious, I've read his book and he's just a big kid basically, taking the piss and getting angry.

[whtwht]

Zlatan's on his way